The last thought you fapped to magically becomes real. How high is your total score?
For ease of typing, 'partner' means all participants apart from you.
Strangeness:
+1 Somewhere, NEETs start debating whether or not you are gay.
+2 You have broken a law.
+3 Vets are concerned whether animal abuse has occured.
+5 Doctors are fascinated by the strange human/humanoid anatomy of your partner and wish to study it.
+5 Government researchers are fascinated by this previously unknown species and wish to study it.
+8 Physicists are fascinated by what has happened and wish to study this apparent violation of our understanding of the universe.
+10 You were the only conscious and/or sentient being in this sex act.
+20 An normal onlooker sees nothing sexual about this situation.
Risk:
+1 There are bodily fluids in your partner's mouth.
+2 There are bodily fluids in your mouth.
+3 You don't know how to get home from here.
+5 You or your partner will require medical attention.
+20 You die.
+5 Your neighborhood is doomed.
+20 The bonding resulting from your sexual act will give you the power to have your enemies crushed.
Corona-chan bonus: I know this isn't how coronavirii transmit so just pretend it's any infection risk.
>1x each of the following you touched
>2x each you sniffed, kissed or licked
+10 Mouth
+9 Internal Organs
+8 Anus
+5 Vagina
+4 Penis
+3 Nose, Armpit, Hands
+2 Buttcheek, Breasts, Feet, Thighs, Belly, Neck
+1 Hair, Other
For bodily fluids, pick where they come from.
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