It's sexy object time
Objects? What object is that supposed to be in the OP? I guess vague, non-humanoid "things" belong here?
I think this is closer to comedy than to porn.
Yeah
Imagine someone ribbing you for jerking to old school Lara Croft 20 years ago by saying "You really get hard over polygons?" like THE FEWER THE BETTER, MAN, I JUST NEED ONE POLYGON