Hi everybody! My name…is Pppllluuutttiiiaaaa! I’m Planeptune’s goddess!
Well, eheheh, not exxxacccttlllyyy~… There’s a bunch of goddesses for Planeptune. I have my friend Neppy, and Gear-chan, and allllll my other friends from other landssss. Like Noireee, and Blanccc, and Vertttt…and then, there’s Peashy-chan, and then Rei-chan. They’re alllll super cuteee~.
Anyway…a long time ago we allll had a biggg adventure, and Rei-chan went crazy and killlled a whole bunch of people, and caused billions of credits in property damage. But it wasn’t really her fault, so I forgave her. But I needed to spank her jjuuussttt aaa littttllleee first.
So a lot of stuff happened between then and now, and I was asleep for most of it. I don’t really get it, but we haddd a biggggg problem not too long ago. Everything was nice, but then some girl in a robot suit and a purple sword came through Neppy’s dimension gate and started killing everyone. All the CPUs from my dimension and Neppy’s were there for a biiigggg conference, but I forgot what it was about. It probably wasn’t a big deal at alllll.
Noone could beat her, and she was screaming reeallll looouuuddd abooouuuttt a sister she had. It was really confusing. Anyway, Gear-chan thought that it was too hard to beat her up, so we had to go to a new dimension for awhile while we figured out what was going on…