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So, what are some of your favorite memories of the old internet?


Can be websites, memes, events or any other aspect of the days of Web 1.0 and 1.5


For a quick reference, here's what I would define as Web 1.0 and Web 1.5


>Web 1.0: Usenet, Geocities and Angelfire, AOL (1991-2001)
>Web 1.5: Early YouTube, ED, 4chan in its "wild west" days, MySpace, YTMND, Newgrounds and the peak years of dA and Fanfiction.net (2001-2008)


You also had cross-generation stuff like GameFAQs and IMDB which are still around today, although sadly IMDB's infamous message boards are gone
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I love digging around on geocities.ws and looking at all of the neat old pages that people used to own. Decentralized web looked very comfy.
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>>26 
>Decentralized web looked very comfy. 
Technically Geocities was a centralized free webhost, but I get what you were trying to get through. Personalized websites were more fun than stale social media profiles.
I remember all the sites, pages, etc. dedicated to just bashing things.
 
>the "Internet Explorer is evil" section of Toastytech 
>a site called Commercials I Hate, whose forum is surprisingly still active although the original articles are gone 
>AVGN and all the knockoffs 
>711chan's /RAGE/ 
>every personal website with a "things that PISS ME OFF!!!1" page
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>>28 
I also miss the days when you could be genuinely angry and hate something on the internet without blind shills defending it, people saying that 'hate' needed to be removed, and worst of all the general shitter who hates everything, but the site most of all which is why he just dumps on everything and derails discussion.
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>>29
Agreed
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>>40

I don't know why, but there's just something about the old web pages of the 90's and early 2000's that is charming.

Yeah, they tend to be tacky and gaudy as fuck, but in all honesty I think that's a major part of the charm.

Also, does anyone remember this old site? IIRC, it started in 1999 and was run by some old-school otaku chick named Rowena Lim Lei for many years until she became a mom and handed it over to a new guy.

I used to love their hentai reviews and I'm gonna go into further detail about it in the /retro34/ thread. Pic related.

http://www.animetric.com/index.php
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>>41 
>I don't know why, but there's just something about the old web pages of the 90's and early 2000's that is charming. 
It's because each one was designed by some person as a labor of love. These days every website looks the same.
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>>42
This.
I was digging around on some angelfire pages and found the page of a gothic girl whose husband passed away. Reading through the love poems and stories she made for him made me really sad, and things like this continue to make me wonder how the owners of these old webpages are today. Does anyone else wonder that? If the owner of a geocities page from 1999 is doing well in life at this current moment? Even if I've never met them, I always get curious.
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>>50 
I often wonder this myself. Hell, I'm still wondering this about an entire group of people. They were called Disaster Labs. Most people know them as being "the guys who did Arfenhouse", but I liked reading some of their work long before I knew what AH even was. The only one I can find who's still around is this guy who was the biggest furry in the group (so much that he always used a voice changer when speaking, to match his fursona). Everyone else, I can't find any recent trace of. Misteroo, the main guy behind Arfenhouse, is even presumed dead by some people.
 
I imagine that most old users, if they're still around and haven't taken to social media, are chilling out in an IRC channel or on a private forum somewhere with the rest of their longtime buddies. Though it makes me wonder why the creative ones have stopped putting out new creations. Maybe they feel they've outgrown it, maybe they got a job that leaves them with too little free time, I'm not sure.
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http://theoldnet.com/
>Welcome To The Old Internet Again! 
>The Old Internet Again is an attempt to restore vintage web browsing on vintage computers.
>It uses the Internet Archive: Wayback Machine API and a proxy that strips out any incompatible javascript and stitches together as many links as it can.
>>77
Neat, thanks anon.
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>>77
>tfw the web itself is literally a Wizard now
>>77
This and https://wiby.me/ are both wonderful websites. Thanks for the site Time Traveler.
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>>77
>site is blocked by malwarebytes
shame
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>>77
>Malwarebytes blocked it because phishing
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I was just thinking, you don't see many sites these days with easter eggs hidden in the page source.
 
>>100 
>>101 
https://forums.malwarebytes.com/topic/250160-need-theoldnetcom-removed-due-to-false-positive/ 
It's a false positive, the nature of how it works is similar to how phishing sites work I guess. The owner says even paypal flagged it because it was serving up "fake" (aka old and archived) versions of paypal.
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>>102
It's still doing that shit for some weird reason.
>>41 
the site you linked is really cool.
The sad thing is that search engines, especially google, are excluding these small sites from searches. Already theese sites don't have the same health they used to have, but in the last years search engines have practically excluded them from the internet, giving space to big media and social media, with subpar content.
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>>104
That's a shame. I love these smaller sites.
http://www.geocities.ws/Nashville/2334/index-2.html
I love these neat little pages made by college or high school kids. Sometimes the neat little images that decorate the pages are nice.
>>28 
711chan I will miss the most out of everything.
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>>29 
This is what made the early internet so unbelievably based: it was just private individuals hosting their webpages. It's a lot harder to censor people when their point of weakness is their local ISP. Admittedly these days the censorship has gotten so bad they will shut down your fucking bank account, but a few years it wasn't at that point, and I often pined for the old days when people's opinions were safe because it was hosted on their own server.
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>>24 (OP) 
Definitely Internet 1.0. I remember putting various games up for my friends on my personal ISP directory, anyone could go and download them. Had a webring, but in retrospect a lot of that shit was cringey as fuck. As far as services, screenshots of vanilla ICQ still gives me that warm nostalgia glow.
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>>132 
Not even "early", it was like that until 2007
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http://jsf3.homestead.com/ Came across this gem. Logo fanatics existed even in Web 1.0.
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>>133
I just love that screenshot. It gives me many emotions.
>>104 
In my experience bing is much better at finding old websites.
>>138 
Holy shit that domain threw me back. I'd completely forgotten about Homestead and I'm pretty sure I had a site there.
 
I can't remember a logo ever freaking me out like that or impacting me much at all. I guess the closest was "The incredible world of DiC" always being funny to a kid. What even is a logo fanatic? I feel like there's a world of autism you're referring to.
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As probably everyone here I miss old personal websites, blogs and webrings. Internet felt more authentic and adventurous, now everything is the same dull minimalist predictable corporatecuck shit.

Another thing I really miss is old browser games, they were great quality; had quite few levels, etc. Now they're super simple and lame. Many old great games can no longer be played (outdated shockwave) and soon with the complete death of flash none of them will no longer work.

 
>>77
>>84
Thanks for the sites anons!
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>>171
>Gorrilaz Final Drive
fuck that takes me back. 
Did anyone else play Need For Madness back in the day?
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>>131
what happened to 99chan.org? It was still going for ages but seems to be gone now
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https://web.archive.org/web/20010405072719/http://www.classicgaming.com:80/pac-man/home.html
I used to download Pac-Man clones from here and play them on my dad's old PC around 06-07. Good times.
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>2007
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>>204 
not quite an old site per se, but it has a bit of the feel https://motherfuckingwebsite.com/
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>>172
I might have, but it's not that memorable for me...
If you're interested, I found link to download it http://needformadness.com/
I also found one for the old Gorrilaz game https://archive.org/details/Gorillaz192000Game and it's with the music! If you try to play on web, they don't have it.
Man, it really feels like the 2000's when you play Final Drive.
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My brother got me hooked on Counter-Strike back in 2004 when I was twelve.  He got me my own Steam account by trading something of his for a friend's CD key of Half-Life Platinum Edition.  Once I found out about custom maps and modding, I absolutely had to get into it, so I had my brother set up Hammer Editor 3.4 and ZHLT compile tools with Nem's Batch Compiler.  I think some of my happiest days were spent figuring it all out with resources from the Valve Editor Reference Collective.  I wish I could go back.
https://web.archive.org/web/20040524034647/http://collective.valve-erc.com/
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Playing around with an old version of Google Desktop, and man, this old Google layout really brings back some memories.
>>171
>Trick or Treat Beat
The studio that made the game (Saucer Media) re-released it several years ago as a standalone EXE file. So if you have Windows you can just run that.
It's no longer on their website though so I uploaded it here: https://u.teknik.io/9sJso.zip

This game gave me hope that there's a way to repackage old Shockwave games into standalone EXEs, perhaps using old versions of Macromedia SW.
>>138
at the bottom of that site's page there's a link to another site at http://timvp.com/index.html

this guy is a 60 year old boomer who has taken photos and videos of himself on his 67 travels around the world. he lives in a huge house with a huge lawn and he can somehow afford all this from his job of co-owning a KFC restaurant, which he retired from 3 years ago. the site has been up since 2000 and the last update was 2 months ago. i don't know who he thinks the audience is for his website, but he reveals a lot of information about himself. so much that you could easily piece together where he lives if you wanted to. what a wild guy.
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REMINDER

There's still a site called
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   World 
   Dot 
   Com

https://www.ebaumsworld.com/
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>>246
Neat
Thanks anon!

>This game gave me hope that there's a way to repackage old Shockwave games into standalone EXEs, perhaps using old versions of Macromedia SW
I think SWF can be converted to EXE, as far as I know. It would be great if it will be done to more games. 
Speaking of old browser flash games there's a huge project to reserve them >>>/f/448
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>>251
Anytime anon.
SWF files can indeed be converted to EXEs and quite easily too, I can write a guide for that if anyone's interested... But SWF files are Flash and not Shockwave like Trick or Treat Beat. Shockwave files (DCR) are the hardest to run because the format wasn't as popular as Flash, and for that you won't find much support for them online.
>Speaking of old browser flash games there's a huge project to reserve them >>>/f/448
Didn't know about that, great to see other people interested in preserving flash games. I did some archiving myself a few years ago when I heard adobe was ending support for flash, I revisited newgrounds and other similar websites to salvage my favorite games and animations... I discovered that some of the animations were replaced with regular streamable videos, but thankfully the original SWFs were still available on a website called SWFchan ( http://swfchan.com ) which had plenty of old flash files archived.
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>>250
>Low tax is a broken wreck who despises everything SA has become but can't shut it down or the house of cards will collapse and he will lose his home
>m00t grew to hate his community so much he insulted them and betrayed them as much as possible before selling them out to the pigfarmer's old grifting buddy and moved on to work at jewgle
>YTMND collapsed, not in a explosion, but into a puddle of apathy and irrelevance
Guess eBaum won in the end
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>>249
>asian wife
>never smiles in ANY of his photos
i think it's safe to say this guy is one of us.
>>255
>that song
>its creator is now a cookie-cutter media dickrider who whines about the usual boogeymen
Same goes with everyone else who's been around as long as he has. You'd think that with all the time they've spent online, they'd have learned to think for themselves every once in a while, but it's just not the case.
>>34
Holy shit, that kid in the picture must be either 19 or 20 years old now
>>138
That's weird. I just assumed the "scary logo" thing started with autistic Millennials.
>>249
I like that house of house.
>>246
Talking about Cartoon Network. What about Cartoon Orbit and the cToons game? That was great
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Remember when Cartoon Network tried to monetize flash games?
>>300
cToons was a pretty cool concept but the execution wasn't great. I remember Jawbreakers being the win button. This isn't /retro/ but I remember there being a game on the CN website that reused the cToons engine. It was singleplayer only and you could only use a preconstructed deck, though. I think it was under a different name but I distinctly remember it being a Transformers game if you want to hunt it down.
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My primary memories of the old internet are wrestling based, like a lot of people I got hugely into it in the late 90's (in fact I only recently stopped watching altogether). It was kind of the perfect hobby for the internet and I spent a lot of my teenage years reading rumours, downloading shitty MIDI files of wrestling themes (or, if you were really lucky, a WAV file taken directly from a TV show with the commentary edited out), writing and reading reviews of old shows (A lot of people tried doing this, mostly just copying the style and opinions of a guy named Scott Keith despite the fact that everyone claimed they hated him), participating in E-Feds run by highschoolers and of course posting on wrestling message boards. I liked Delphi Forums best and surprisingly the site - and some of the boards - still exist, though they're long dead. Having my childhood conversations still online is kind of nice, even if it is a bit (well, extremely) cringy to read them now. Every so often I check to see if any of the other regulars have come back but it's only ever happened once, though I do still keep in contact with one guy I met back then.

If anyone is interested, a couple of big sites from then are still hosted more-or-less as they were:

http://ddtdigest.com/
http://slashwrestling.com/

Anyway, sorry for the spergy blog post about something most of you won't give a shit about, though to be fair spergy blog posts about things most people didn't give a shit about were also a big part of the 90's internet...
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>>28
Did somebody say everything pisses me off pages?
http://viper.shadowflareindustries.com/antigsc/index.php?rants=
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>>331
>Everything here is copryight my ass. That's right, my ass 0wnz j00!
I think that took me back more than anything else did zOMG hai2u L0L j00 r teh fux0rz 4 redin d1s!!!!!!1111!!111one11.
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I remember this 2000's humor website with some neat gimmicky experiment sites. I'm pretty sure there were more websites of this kind back then full of interesting flash and shockwave stuff
http://www.project-euh.com/
>>132
How could we get people to make their own websites again? I know for sure the reason why social media rose up is that making an account on Twitter is far easier, cheaper and less tech knowledge intensive than buying a domain, paying for hosting or hosting the site yourself, and coding the page, but with all the censorship and dumb shit going on with social media in terms of privacy and free speech, self hosted personal websites could perhaps become an option for some people.

With stuff like Neocities and GitHub Pages we're also seeing small classic personal sites made just for fun
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>>364
The appeal of social media isn't just ease of setting up. There's also the sharing aspect. You make a post, people can hit retweet/reblog/rewhatever to share it, and as it spreads around you'll gather internet points in the form of likes, notes, karma, etc. Which is addictive to these people. Plus, people don't really care for freedom of speech, thanks to all the psyops altering the public perception of that term to mean muh notsees.

Github Pages is meant mainly for devs to host sites for their software, give users an easy download link and news and all that. Neocities would be a good start, too bad Sophialicemily is the only kind of person who cares about making a site there. Though I imagine it shouldn't be too hard to encourage not-trannies to start using it.
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>>364
People don't even have to "code the page" anymore, thanks to programs like Kompozer that create web pages graphically (WYSIWYG). It's literally no different than creating a styled word document...
That being said, I would rather personal websites remain a niche. I don't want normals and socjus faggots taking over Neocities or similar services, let them stay in their containment spaces instead of spreading their cancer everywhere. Creative people who don't want to use cancerous social media will naturally start making their own personal websites, or at least gravitate towards imageboards.
In any case, leading by example is the best way to advertise personal websites. Make one and if it's good your visitors will want to make something like it. This is how to spread the idea.
>>365
>Sophialicemily
What's that?
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>>366
Sophia, Alice, Emily, three names that are very common among internet trannies. Especially the ones into compsci.
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I found a decent Stumbleupon/randomwebsitegenerator revival that doesn't take you to boring journo/business shit. It supports submissions and it's moderated, but it doesn't allow NSFW sites. Take it or leave it
https://stumblingon.com/

I also found a directory of old sites there:
https://peelopaalu.neocities.org/
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>>395
>peelopaalu
This is some good shit, helped me find a crack to an old obscure program I had.
do any of you have Web sites? Would you mind if I share my Neocities site? (inb4 shill)

floppys-lounge.neocities.org
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>>404 (not found)
I like your website, looks comfy and you have some nice links on there. Anons sharing their neocities here would be a good idea in my opinion, that's more traffic for the board and more content to share between anons.
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>>410
thanks man back on 8ch I met some people with their own sites too, mine is more just for fun and being comfy but some others can be useful, like this one: spyware.neocities.org/
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Reposting the themes made by /retro/ anons...
>>512 theme: https://pastebin.com/pc7ALb5H
Nineties Cheese: https://pastebin.com/kDxC54W6

Would love to see one of those applied by our new BO, the board could use a unique look.
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>>410
do you have a neocities? make one man it'll be fun
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>>464
Sadly no, or at least not yet. Would love to make one honestly but not sure what kind of content I should put there.
Maybe other anons can post their neocities for inspiration?
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>>467
http://www.oocities.org/
Just look at actual old geocities websites for inspiration.
>>467
https://hermithermetic.neocities.org/
There's not a whole lot there yet, aside from some literature recommendations and a rant on online censorship. I'm working on content but RL keeps interrupting. 
Really, just stick with pure, hand-crafted HTML (leaving out at least some of the more modern media features, but don't get tempted to code HTML in obsolete style, it won't work on many browsers) and the design is going to suggest itself as pretty obvious.  
As for content, just write on your hobbies. You could do retro gaming reviews, for example. Or tutorials on programming C64 homebrew. Whatever you're interested in.
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>>467
Fuck it, here's mine
https://marevaporum.neocities.org/
>>484
Interesting stuff. Keep up the good work.
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>>485
I really like the font and background. And thank you for the link recommendations, I didn't know the citypop YT channel and the internet radio yet.
>>440
Nineties Cheese has been updated with minor fixes.

>>484
>hermithermetic
Love the theme/colors, very comfy, and the subject is interesting too. Could use a few tweaks though. Mainly better styling of the side buttons, a clear hot spot for the cursor, and right padding for the text body. A favicon for the site would be nice too, I suggest you use the current cursor for that... Want me to give you a hand with those? Also you have a typo in rule 7
>As for content, just write on your hobbies.
Hmm, okay then. I'll try to compile some material and make it presentable.

>>485
>marevaporum
This is nice. Personally I'm not a fan of pixel fonts at all but otherwise your design is good. I would make the blue text body less transparent though, and add a favicon as well. By the way your home background (background1) is actually a JPEG with very visible artifacts saved as a PNG, it would be better if you replaced it with a true PNG.
Nice to see other vaporwave fans here.
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>>492
Thanks for the tips anon.
t. marevaporum
>>24 (OP) 
You're all idiots. Web 1.0 was painful. Do you not realise the pain of using <td>s for everything?
>>484
nice site although initially confusing. I'm still not sure I understand hermeticism haha

>>485
huh, I'm already following you. it's always nice to bump into people from one place in another.

>>492
what would you say I should fix? https://floppys-lounge.neocities.org/
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>>500
>floppys-lounge
It's perfect the way it is honestly, your design is a prime example of "less is more".
Although you might want to change the color of hovered links to something other than white, because that blends into the background... And maybe add a favicon as well.

Did you write the HTML for the blog pages by hand? Or did you use a tool to generate it?
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>>440
I made a Burichan/Futaba style CSS theme for Julay that aims to be fairly accurate, for anyone wanting that mid-2000s imageboard experience. I also fixed a couple of bugs/oddities with Julay's default CSS, but I can't guarantee I didn't inadvertantly break anything in the process.

Burichan edition (Futaba colors are simply commented out): https://pastebin.com/Mr7eqrUC
Futaba edition: https://pastebin.com/aiYcM0pC

It's designed to go on top of Julay's Yotsuba B theme, so make sure you have that selected. I also added a few things to make it compatible with Julay's built-in Tomorrow theme, so it should just werk if you select that.
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>>506
Who knows, might get implemented soon.
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>>507
Oh shit, nice.

While you're here, take a look at what I did for the nav bar; by default it's set to "position: fixed", and the board header just uses a top margin to push itself down far enough to prevent overlapping. However, this means that if you reduce the browser window size horizontally enough, the nav bar will increase in vertical size and start covering up the banner (especially if you have quite a few pinned boards). I set the nav bar to "position: sticky" instead, which keeps it on top but also automatically moves everything else to be below it. This means the entire header is always visible no matter how chunky the nav bar gets.

One other thing I also noticed with the nav bar is that the the arrow buttons that take you to the tops and bottoms of pages can be pushed outside of the nav bar at certain browser widths, which looks a little janky, but I suspect this might be because they're sitting outside of the div "dynamicHeader".

Another fix I did was for the settings window; the default CSS has the outer window width locked to 500px, which leads to the inner resizable text areas going outside of the outer window if you pull them out wide. I reverted that setting and just set a min-width instead, which gives it the more usual and expected behavior.

Getting more into autism territory, I also made post names show a text cursor when you hover over them rather than "default", so it's more consistent with the rest of the post info text.

Beyond that, I did a lot of unfuckery with margins and paddings, particularly with the post/reply cells. On the default theme they were largely chaotic and nonsensical; all kinds of esoteric sizes, often working against each other or overlapping, which made the whole thing look asymmetrical and nigger-rigged, and made it very difficult to adjust. In my CSS theme, the end result is a lot more neat and simplified, and is now largely "pixel perfect" to halfchan's stock Burichan/Futaba themes.

One thing I couldn't do was change the size of image thumbnails, as there's currently no class for them specifically, only for image links and expanded images. I'd like to be able to give thumbnails a max height and width of 128px, without affecting expanded images or the gallery, to really complete the classic look, but it's not possible right now without some sort of thumbnail class.
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>>506
This looks comfy, nice work... No quick reply window though? I don't see why it was axed when you're keeping the scrolling navbar.

>>509
>One thing I couldn't do was change the size of image thumbnails, as there's currently no class for them specifically
Try selecting them with
.imgLink > img[src^="/.media/"]
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>>510
>No quick reply window though?
It should still be there, I'm typing into it now. Only thing I changed with the quick reply was the password text box, as it was overlapping the window after I reverted the text box borders.
>.imgLink > img[src^="/.media/"]
Thanks, that seems to work well, doesn't seem to affect webm/mp4 thumbnails though.
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>>514
>It should still be there
I found it, for some reason it spawned off-screen. Not that big of a deal though.
>doesn't seem to affect webm/mp4 thumbnails though.
For video thumbnails try
.imgLink[src$="videomp4"], .imgLink[src$="videowebm"]
For audio thumbnails try
.imgLink[src$="audioogg"]
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>>517
Thanks, that helped catch them. I made a few more adjustments as well:
Burichan v1.1: https://pastebin.com/KtgnhHA3
Futaba v1.1: https://pastebin.com/nmJeFRwz

You can disable the small images by just deleting or commenting out that whole section, it's at the very bottom.
>>364
Neocities makes me a little sad. When it started I expected it to kickstart a genuine revival in personal pages, but most times I encounter a site now it's just some furry creating a pointless page full of javascript that links to their social media profiles and patreon. A lot of people seem to miss the point entirely.
With hindsight it was silly of me to think it'd get random boomers making personal pages reminiscing about their 1970s holidays in Hawaii like they did on Geocities, but I can't shake that disappointment.
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>>523
I find it interesting how most of the kids on there aren't even old enough to remember those kinds of websites in their heyday. Same goes for friendproject.net, a myspace clone where the most faggoty teenagers of today roleplay as the most faggoty teenagers of 2006.
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>>523
>With hindsight it was silly of me to think it'd get random boomers making personal pages reminiscing about their 1970s holidays in Hawaii like they did on Geocities, but I can't shake that disappointment.
It doesn't help that boomers aren't very likely to know about the site in the first place.
>>525
>that picture.
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>>527
Not to mention, boomers only used Geocities and such because that's all that was available. Because they're lazy like most people, they'll flock to whatever's more convenient to use. And for them, this means Facebook. I doubt we'll see a resurgence of personal webpages in this style because the only appeal it has right now is nostalgia. So the only people that care are computer-science kids and the whole webcore/old-internet/whateverthefuckitscalled culture. And having run into that culture plenty of times, I can tell you it's half furries and trannies. i'd really like to know why but that's for another topic
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>>523
There is a revival, however it's very niche and small, And That's A Good Thing!™
Practically speaking, no private individual in this day and age is gonna write HTML pages by hand, let alone with the sole purpose of documenting their thoughts. That leaves autists like us and trannyfags... The problem ones won't stay long because they need attention, and they can get it at much better places (read: github), so you're left with the quiet ones who for the most part are tolerable.
It's not a bad scenario, quantity is low and that makes quality stick out. The average joe who made a killer website that's frequently updated is more likely to stick out and set an example than the trannyfag who made an empty page with patreon links... At the end of the day the small community stays true to itself much better than the big community.

>>533
You hit the nail on the head, boomers are older than ever now and it's much more convenient for them to just spout their psychobabble on the facebook app where their boomer friends will see it.
>And having run into that culture plenty of times, I can tell you it's half furries and trannies. i'd really like to know why but that's for another topic
Nothing wrong with discussing it here. Personally I think it's because these types of people tend to be super autistic, so they find enjoyment in peculiar tasks like writing a webpage by hand or using old clunky software/games. Not necessarily a bad thing, they just ruin it with their shitty personality and self presentation.
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>used to have a website like 15+ years ago where posted stuff for fun
>gave in to the nostalgia and registered on neocities
>forgot absolutely everything about html
I'm just using the SeaMonkey html editor because its seems like the easiest way to do it, I want a purely minimalistic looking web 1.0 site anyway.
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>>541
>forgot absolutely everything about html
That's alright, here's a nice WYSIWYG editor that you can use:
https://portableapps.com/apps/development/kompozer-portable
You won't have to write a single line of HTML, simply insert elements into your page using the various buttons and menus. It's like designing an office document.
Pro tip: avoid using tables for non-tabular data, use div containers instead.
>>505
thanks man I try to keep it simple there, I have changed the overall look plenty of times but the weather is getting warmer and I've been watching a lot of Magnum PI reruns so I changed the look to suit my mood haha.

>Did you write the HTML for the blog pages by hand? Or did you use a tool to generate it?

all by hand baby, I wouldn't have it any other way, at least not for that site. I like organizing things by hand. 

Didn't think about making a favicon, I'd probably just use an icon of a floppy diskette or something.

>>523
There is one site that might be sort of what you're thinking of, https://jackrvn70.neocities.org/

And I gotta say I swear I always find the kind of sites you're talking about, but I think I find them through wiby's random link function.

>>525
kek.

>>534
yeah I noticed this too. I always found it strange about the trannies and various degenerates having kind of shared interests with me. I'm not sure why they do. Speaking for myself I can say I am the way I am because I don't like the way the modern world is going, whereas for the mentally ill /sodomite crowd I can't pin down why they're prevalent in this niche given that it's exactly the modern state of society that enables and encourages their illnesses. And, of course, people like them are a huge contributing factor to why everything is going to hell lately.

Not to blame the victims of course, they aren't the root cause of all these issues. Still strange to see them around where I wouldn't expect, but then again the Internet was a mistake and probably is a huge contributor to mental illness in general.
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>>552
>Internet was a mistake
Agreed honestly.
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>>555
based and checked
>>552
>Speaking for myself I can say I am the way I am because I don't like the way the modern world is going
The trannies' world isn't getting any better either, but that's because (1) they're bringing it upon themselves by progressively fucking their body up with hormones/surgery, and (2) they're delusional enough to think that everyone other than them is a nazi who's part of some secret 4th reich... Unlike the Good Old Days™ when they didn't know what a nazi was, which was coincidentally the same time they used Windows 95 and surfed the old web.
>the Internet was a mistake
Nah the internet was a blessing, just because it was misused by faggots and corporates doesn't mean it's a bad thing.
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http://jbr.me.uk/
A very cool, old but still updated, site about conlangs and sci-fi.
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Some particular sites I miss/remember; Radio 3net had a complete ad-free classic albums from all kind of genres, it still exists but without the albums of course.  There was also video streaming site of Divx which had free anime episodes in HD quality, unfortunately I couldn't find archived image of that site. Finally, Emuparadise which still exists, but no longer have games. 

Copyrightsniggers truly contributed to the death of the (free) internet. 

The death of the old internet just escalated my understating that everything I love and hold dear would eventually die. 

https://www.invidio.us/watch?v=XJgRp4uuAww   

P.S. sorry for the non-genuine retro song, it just fit the overall feel of this post


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>>555
>>558
>>Internet was a mistake
All good things come to an end and everything will die and be forgotten
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>>597
>Finally, Emuparadise which still exists, but no longer have games. 
The games are still there, in a way. They just removed the download links apparently. It's still possible to download them using some workaround.
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>>598
>The games are still there, in a way
The info about the games, not the games themselves. 
>It's still possible to download them using some workaround
Please elaborate
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>>599
>Please elaborate
The website still hosts the ROMs, but removed the links. This is a script to access said links:
https://gist.github.com/Eptun/3fdcc84552e75e452731cd4621c535e9/raw/d1dcc00185085ce10df8bebcc2a640fd01ef9058/emuparadise.eptun.user.js

How to use: install the Violentmonkey extension for your browser (or similar) then navigate to the link above.
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Thanks anon.
This is a cool guide to navigating the Internet from 1991. Includes stuff on Usenet, IRC, MUDS, FTP, and more.
Big Dummy's Guide to the Internet
A round trip through Global Networks, Newsgroups, and Everything..., Texinfo Edition 1.00, @value{update-month}
https://www.bsd.org/bdgtti/bdgtti_toc.html
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>>638
Nice! Thanks for sharing, any way to download a local copy of this?
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>>639
Try this tool:
https://www.httrack.com/
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Internet Archive may die due to copyrightsniggers
https://blog.archive.org/2020/06/01/four-commercial-publishers-filed-a-complaint-about-the-internet-archives-lending-of-digitized-books/
Download and save everything you can before the great burn down
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>>651
If this goes south, will they remove everything, or just the books? At least there's libgen for books, but almost everything else on the archive (websites, movies, software...etc) is not mirrored anywhere.
There was an attempt to backup the whole website by "Archive Team" but it's been on hiatus since 2016: https://archiveteam.org/index.php?title=INTERNETARCHIVE.BAK
I personally backed up some software, but of course it's nowhere near enough. Hopefully a coordinated project will be set up before it's too late...
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>>652
>If this goes south, will they remove everything, or just the books?
Removing the content is much less of problem than the possibility of getting bankrupted by being sued by four of  the biggest publishing companies. 
>but of course it's nowhere near enough. Hopefully a coordinated project will be set up before it's too late...
It's nearly impossible to back up such an enormous amount of data in such a short time. Hopefully, the public won't let it happen, but "coincidentally" everyone's eyes set on the nignogs riots in USA right now.
>>651
Update: the IA went back to the "traditional" book lending model, hopefully the publishers will calm the fuck down.
http://blog.archive.org/2020/06/10/temporary-national-emergency-library-to-close-2-weeks-early-returning-to-traditional-controlled-digital-lending/
https://archive.vn/pAZ5Z
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Just found out this exists:
https://oneterabyteofkilobyteage.tumblr.com
Most sites are still available using wayback machine too. Pretty good shit.
please board don't die
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>>669
Nice screenshots on there. The blog also links to some kind of Geocities restoration project:
https://blog.geocities.institute

This reminds me of when I downloaded a part of the "Geocities archive torrent" looking for a certain website, only to find out it wasn't archived. :(
I did stumble upon some other cool websites in the downloaded part though...
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>>674
>only to find out it wasn't archived.
We all need some kind of distributed, discoverable, archiving system that can take the place of the wayback machine and the archive.today domains. Wayback is under attack again, and archive.today has been hiding behind the enemy of humanity ((( Cuckflare ))), and are therefore useless for Tor users, and pozzed af anyway.

We should start with IBs of today, but also include /retro/-esque assets as well. They need to be distributed on personal boxes so they don't present a single point of failure for takedowns and other evil attacks.
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>>674
>>669
pretty comfy

>>675
yeah, the main thing is having a good system in place to access those files or share them. I'm willing to bet between a lot of users, we'd have plenty of storage space to archive a lot of things and have copies. But it's worthless if not everyone can find it again.

I think boards and forums are a pretty good way to share stuff though. Asking a bunch of people usually turns up better results than a search engine especially the pozzed results engines give nowadays.
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>>690
Agreed. The problem with forums, etc., is they are centralized points that are targets for attack. A distributed, discoverable, archiving system will both answer the basic needs you mentioned, as well as being much more resistant to some lazy-assed Esther-esque or glownigger attack, and being more resilient to bounce back in the event of one.

Think "Whack-a-Mole" game as far as that last point.
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>>695
yes exactly, that's why I find that just talking to people on a random forum is a pretty decent way to learn and find stuff.
>>675
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>>695
Maybe IPFS can be leveraged to make such an archive possible? I'm not very savvy when it comes to non-centralized means of archival, but I've downloaded files using IPFS quite a few times before and it was smooth.
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>>702
Good point Anon. Hydrus is one kind of tool that might be able to provide some inspiration/guidance on a good toolset to devise. It supports IPFS also. My thinking atm is more geared towards individual hidden services somehow networked together similar to the way BitTorrent works. RetroShare might be a good idea, as well as ''bitmessage.
>>246
I just dropped by here to see if the board was still active, and I happened to see this post while scrolling.  Thank you so much for preserving this game, anon.
>>246
>This game gave me hope that there's a way to repackage old Shockwave games into standalone EXEs, perhaps using old versions of Macromedia SW.
If you are still around Anon (or anyone else interested for that matter) I feel pretty confident that my friends at /f/ can tell you the answer to that question, with specifics.
https://anon.cafe/f/res/4.html
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>>709
I'll check it out, although I would prefer if some of these anons came here to give /retro/ some much needed traffic.
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>>713
go there and shill for us mate
Here is a website hosted by an elderly man who has the same hobby I do.
http://www.panix.com/~bartlett/
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>>577
Don't use the c-word. It is a zoomer magnet. The proper term for the art of language invention is "glossopoeia".
http://www.carolandray.plus.com/Glosso/Glossopoeia.html
>>820
that's a nice page. Although I have to say all this language stuff comes across as pure autism to me, haha. Not in such a bad way--one man's autism is another's passion, isn't it?
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Perhaps you guys would be interested, I made a website on neocities for vaporwave music, complete with 88x31 buttons and a winamp player which uses javascript check it out sometime.
https://loa2k.neocities.org/
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>>857
>New World™ flacs
I was looking everywhere for those. Thanks.
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>>859
Glad to help! NW is one of my all time favorite albums.
>>857
pretty sweet anon, thanks.
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I made a forum thats suppose to give the look of an old Macintosh OS 8, Its a vaporwave community
https://forum.agoraroad.com/index.php
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I thought of playing some old adult swim  games before flash die and I saw this cancer instead...are we desktopfags are dying breed or simply cannot be monetized like phoneniggers and consolefags?
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>>914
>are we desktopfags are dying breed
Yes, unfortunately. Phone cancer is the norm nowadays, and desktop computers are most likely only going to become an increasingly niche thing from here on out.
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>>913
Didn't Apple open up their OS to the PC hardware crowd for a period while Jobs was out?
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>>915
I checked the regular cartoon network site, they still have games, but they're inferior trash to what they used to have just like their cartoons. BTW, Nitrome is now converting their old desktop flash games to html5 at least, they have an excuse for cucking the flashpoint project from including them in the game list, assholes . 

>desktop computers will become a thing for programfags and maybe artfags only which will make desktop more expensive and harder to get
>technology will continue to get more pozzed and bloated
Is there any anon who work on time machine that can get us all back? I want to go back, I want to live in infinite loop of 90's-2000's and maybe early 2010' before the cancer vastly spread  and then die.
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>I want to go back, I want to live in infinite loop of 90's-2000's and maybe early 2010' before the cancer vastly spread and then die.
I wish the period we were living in was just a more technologically advanced version of the late 20th century. The only modern things I'm interested in tend to draw heavily from the past anyway, even if they take things in a different direction.

It feels to me like things have hit a brick wall aesthetically. This brown maelstrom of smartphones, social media, yoga pants, and digitally over-processed media is so lame and off-putting to me. Everything feels like it's designed by a committee of neutered bourgeois bohemians who embrace ugliness in the name of being as inoffensive as possible. Having standards is oppressive and problematic.

Ideally I'd like to separate myself from it completely and live like all this garbage didn't exist. It's too bad intentional communities wouldn't be an option for this stuff.
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>>920
>Everything feels like it's designed by a committee of neutered bourgeois bohemians who embrace ugliness in the name of being as inoffensive as possible.
It's true. Reading Greek philosophy, I see constant mentions of beauty, it's constantly sought after everywhere in Greek texts. It's a stark contrast to CY+6, the age of sculpted uglyness.


>Our own hearts bear us witness that we, too, from our boyhood up, have been trained in the school of beauty and nobleness and honour, and now let us go forward to meet our foes.
>But when he saw it he said: "Nay, you must not make me a mercenary and a benefactor for pay; take this treasure back and hie you home, but do not give it to your lord that he may bury it again; spend it on your son, and send him forth gloriously equipped for war, and with the residue buy yourself and for your husband and your children such precious things as shall endure, and bring joy and beauty into all your days.
>Therefore Cyrus ordered his whole force to assemble under arms, and drew them up into battle-array, using all his skill to make the display a wonder of beauty and perfection.
Some quotes from The Upbringing of Cyrus. 



But we can still read texts from before Christ, and we can still consume the beauty and superior quality from before times we can consider modern in whatever field we're dealing with.
It's still perfectly possible and in fact the best way to program using ANSI C, from 1989. And you can still do it on the BSDs, projects started in the 80s.
Nobody is making anything new there, but we can still watch anime from the 1970s-1990s.
Pirating movies from the 60s-early 90s is still perfectly possible, and we can also do this with anime, we can watch them on blu-ray with fancy upscaler algorithms.
The only thing other than some aspects of technology I can really recall had anything nice happen to it in the 2000s or later was vidya, and that's confined to the first half of the decade. Early 2000s vidya is my favorite too. Again, nothing new of that sort coming out, but early 2000s vidya is still reachable. And emulation is at a golden age right now, the emulators for SNES, Genesis, those 2D consoles in general are of absurdly high quality these days.
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>Nobody is making anything new there, but we can still watch anime from the 1970s-1990s.
>Pirating movies from the 60s-early 90s is still perfectly possible, and we can also do this with anime, we can watch them on blu-ray with fancy upscaler algorithms.
My plan right now it actually to buy a massive hard external hard drive for archival purposes. I already have an 8 TB hard drive that's almost filled up with various things, so I'm going to get an even bigger one to preserve as many movies and TV shows from the past as possible that even vaguely interest me. Even corny sitcoms I look back on fondly but wouldn't want to rewatch nowadays. I already have a decent movie selection of movie rips that goes back to A Trip to the Moon and some  of D.W. Griffith's work.

I think we're going to see some hard crackdowns coming soon, so I want to be as prepared for the future as possible. Streaming services can go cram it.
>The only thing other than some aspects of technology I can really recall had anything nice happen to it in the 2000s or later was vidya, and that's confined to the first half of the decade. Early 2000s vidya is my favorite too. Again, nothing new of that sort coming out, but early 2000s vidya is still reachable. 
PC games definitely went downhill after that point for me, and those are the ones I enjoy the most. I already have most of the games I want, whether through GOG, DOSBox, Steam, or through open-source re-implementations (although one I was looking forward to got forcibly shut down recently).
>And emulation is at a golden age right now, the emulators for SNES, Genesis, those 2D consoles in general are of absurdly high quality these days.
Yeah. When it comes to console games, I'm mainly into the 8-bit and 16-bit systems, and now that I have MiSTer and flash carts as options for those I'd gladly sell off all the games in my collection that don't have nostalgic value for me.

Technological advances have made it easier than ever to have access to the best of the past as far as things like books, movies, TV, games, and music go. Too bad it doesn't help change the aesthetic repulsiveness of the 21st century in a broader sense. Most people don't even seem to understand all the great things they have access to and would rather just take whatever is currently dangled in front of their face.
>>920
It's interesting that for you it's mostly an aesthetics issue, whereas for me it's mostly functionality issue.

>I wish the period we were living in was just a more technologically advanced version of the late 20th century
Can you elaborate please? That's sounds intriguing.

>>921
>we can watch them on blu-ray with fancy upscaler algorithms
Aren't most of Blu-ray adaptions are bad? Especially for cel animation in which they remove the gradient/"noise" and either make everything too bright or dull?
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>It's interesting that for you it's mostly an aesthetics issue, whereas for me it's mostly functionality issue.
It's really a mix of both, but aesthetics for me are definitely a huge gripe. I even remember disliking the turn things took in the late '90s when I wasn't very old.
>Can you elaborate please? That's sounds intriguing.
Keeping the aesthetics of the last few decades of the last century (or even before) while still retaining the technological advancements that have been made since then (although not necessarily having them in wide use). Unfortunately, there's no going back. Every society is shaped by the circumstances in which it exists, including the technological ones. The technological limitations compared to what we know nowadays are one of the things that give those years their character.

Maybe some day there will be another golden age, but I don't think I'll ever able to appreciate it to the same extent.
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>>923
Yes, that's often the case.
There are often all sorts of technical mistakes because people who are competent with video and audio are rare. Most who are actually doing the job for the companies selling disc releases are incompetent and either apathetic or satisfied with saying "it's subjective" and then half-assing it.
Most photographers don't know how to take a picture, and even those who know things like aperture think they're knobs you twist until you get an effect rather than tools for squeezing the most accurate picture out of the camera. You can expect the same thing out of people dealing with video and audio.
There's also the issue of corporate culture where they will use the corporate product to get the job done, which is rarely any good.
The disc standards are very horribly made and easy to mess up. For instance, DVD has no progressive mode, there's only a word-of-mouth standard where you telecine progressive footage and hope the player either figures it out (telecining can be detected, but also misdetected) or your DVD sends the player some sort of proprietary signal. DVD is a literal computer that you can program with a special assembly language, this assembly language is how DVD menus and unskippable copyright notices are made. DVD also has rectangular pixels. This and more creates a lot of traps that the great majority of DVD makers fall into.
Then there's the issue of remastering the film correctly. Whoever remastered Evangelion for instance forgot to calibrate the colors of the tool they used, and the resulting image is tinted.
And there's the issue of preserving the film. If you store it poorly, it will deteriorate.

As you mentioned there's the misguided filtering.
For broken disc relases, see: Dragon Ball, Crusher Joe, Legend of the Galactic Heroes, Slayers TV series, Evangelion, Saint Seiya, Excel Saga, Sailor Moon (there's a DVD release that's actually good, but the blu-rays suck), Dirty Pair, Terminator, Star Wars. I have a general feeling most home video releases are bad, certainly most of the ones I watched.

There are good disc releases however, and there are fixable releases also. A lot of pirate encoders fix mistakes in the official release, one such release for instance is Evangelion. There are multiple fan encodes with the color issue fixed.
I mostly watch anime, I know at least 2 good western releases, but I think those are the only ones I ever watched that were good.
For anime there are so many I can't recall all, for good or fixable and fixed in a pirate encode releases check out Terra e..., Lodoss, Gunbuster, Maison Ikkoku, Escaflowne, the original Tenchi Muyo OVAs, Urusei Yatsura, Slayers OVAs, Macross, Tokimeki Tonight (actually a web release), Arion, Iczer-1, Megazone 23, Magic Knight Rayearth, Angel's Egg, Kimagure Orange Road.
Beware incompetent pirate encoders also exist, and they can make poor encodes or filter the image. All the fan encodes of Urusei Yatsura are heavily filtered for instance.


There are 2 funny trends I have noticed. First, some movies are so old that the makers had no chance of butchering the image, they didn't have computers to do it with. Filtering an image in the old days was putting a red glass pane in front of  the prism you're burning your image into the film with so it's tinted red.
If you look at an old movie like 2001: A Space Odyssey or Back to the Future, the image couldn't possibly be desaturated until it was composed of dark shades of bluish grey like a modern movie. They didn't have a computer to do that with. The colors are all perfect, and those movies also happen to have actually good blu-ray releases that are true to the original.
Second, some movies have only ever been released in good quality on analog cinema. From when cinema video was done with a film roll and a projector. There's even a project trying to create a fan remaster Star Wars from old cinema reels https://www.thestarwarstrilogy.com/project-4k77/ because all the official home releases are terrible.
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>>925
>There's even a project trying to create a fan remaster Star Wars from old cinema reels https://www.thestarwarstrilogy.com/project-4k77/ because all the official home releases are terrible.
I'm not a huge Star Wars fan, but it's great that people are doing stuff like that. I have Harmy's Despecialized Edition of the trilogy, but I'll have to get these when all three movies are finished. I'd hoped that Disney would have done something like this a long time ago when they got the rights, but they seemed to have dropped the ball on absolutely everything.
>>924
It sounds less vague now, thanks. 
>while still retaining the technological advancements that have been made since then (although not necessarily having them in wide use)
Yeah, that's unrealistic wish; a world where niggerphones, social networks and emails aren't necessity and an extend of the real world, I would love to go back to that time. We truly live in cyberpunk era without even realizing it since it's not exciting and full of thrills like we been lied to by various fiction and other commercialism as the nature of reality is and always be dull and not glamorous despite all the lies pushed to say otherwise and give hope and meaning to the average normalfag. 
  
>Unfortunately, there's no going back. Every society is shaped by the circumstances in which it exists, including the technological ones. The technological limitations compared to what we know nowadays are one of the things that give those years their character
Uncle Ted was right
>Maybe some day there will be another golden age
I doubt it would ever happen, I can't see a way to push away big tech and restore the internet to it glory days before the normalfag and corporate cancer. Maybe if we will have teleports in the future we could go back to using more analog low tech again (papers, etc). 


>>925
Thank you so much for your very detailed and informative answer! It's also impressive you have great eye for noticing such small differences.   

>Most who are actually doing the job for the companies selling disc releases are incompetent and either apathetic or satisfied with saying "it's subjective" and then half-assing it
Totally, Batman Beyond got a Blu-Ray last year and the faggots were bullshitting about "how the creators originally wanted to make everything brighter", so all the cel episodes are completely smooth and bright I wonder how come no one on twatter whined about whitwashing the black characters, maybe BB is safe from SJW? Probably not, but I'd like to think that and the digital episodes have yellow tint and sometimes are too bright as well. I doubt there are enough fans to fix it like in Star Wars and Anime cases. 
P.S. Sounds relevant to modern web design too.

>I know at least 2 good western releases, but I think those are the only ones I ever watched that were good
What are they, may I ask?

>There are good disc releases however, and there are fixable releases also. A lot of pirate encoders fix mistakes in the official release
Can you please explain how to find such releases/downloads? Thanks in advance!
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>>928
>What are they, may I ask?
They're mentioned further down, 2001: A Space Odyssey and Back to the Future.

I just remembered, there's a series of disc releases of western movies called The Criterion Collection and the people behind it seem competent. I've seen a few pictures of other movies in the series and they looked good, but ultimately the only movie in it I watched was Goodfellas and that also had an excellent release.
The Amazon release of Dukes of Hazzard is also very good.

On the anime side there's a company called Discotek which has been buying the rights of several franchises and releasing them excellently for a while now. Here's Galaxy Express 999 for instance.

>Can you please explain how to find such releases/downloads?
Torrent sites and a bit of digging.
Here's Dragon Ball with the original broadcast audio and some video fixes https://nyaa.si/view/1283101 
What happened to that series was the official audio in the DVDs is a terribly low quality recording the owners of the series had, the original is either lost or the people making the DVDs weren't allowed to touch it. But back in the 1980s it was common for Japanese otaku to record shows as they aired on VHS tapes, back then if you didn't catch something on TV you'd be left unable to watch it for a long time.
It turned out it paid off because many home recordings of the series are much superior to the audio officially released on DVD, so pirates managed to dig out a superior recording that not even the people behind the DVDs had access to.
The "Dragon Ball broadcast audio" is a famous incident, if you web search it there'll be a lot of results.
That release also has video fixes.

Here's an encode I made https://nyaa.net/view/1036974?PageSpeed=noscript.
The original DVD has a mixture of telecining and interlacing, I don't know if there's a DVD player out there that can detect switches between telecining and interlacing and deal with them properly on the fly but I doubt it, certainly the software video player MPV couldn't figure it out with the .iso I pirated and the other fan encodes didn't fix the problem. I made a fixed encode.

There's also a device called the Domesday Duplicator which can rip LaserDiscs in better quality than anything else. The way it works is that they tap the signal sent by the laser of a real LaserDisc player, and then they use a software LaserDisc player emulator to decode this recording, and by doing this in this way instead of letting the LaserDisc player decode the disc and recording the player's output the resulting video is much superior.
https://www.domesday86.com/
I just found this plebbit post about some discord faggots who seem to be planning to use this device to rip LOGH after a quick google https://www.reddit.com/r/logh/comments/kyrus0/i_am_excited_to_announce_legend_of_the_galactic/
I don't know of any releases that have used this device however.


Another thing people have been doing is take upscaled video, figure out the algorithm and the variables fed to the algorithm used to upscale it (which thanks to corporate incompetence 99% of the time is either Bilinear or Bicubic with the default settings of some random software) and then downscale this footage with an approximation of the opposite of the upscaler algorithms to hopefully get the best reconstruction of the original resolution footage, which is then either released as is and upscaling is left to the final consumer or upscaled back with a superior algorithm for better quality.
There's a forum called doom9 where encoder people teach each other this stuff and write sofware tools to do these sorts of tasks https://forum.doom9.org/showthread.php?t=174849
Just check out some titles in the forum:
https://forum.doom9.org/forumdisplay.php?f=33
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>Yeah, that's unrealistic wish; a world where niggerphones, social networks and emails aren't necessity and an extend of the real world, I would love to go back to that time. 
I think it would be a hard adjustment for most people to make, including myself. I'd love to go back to the Wild West days of the old Internet, but I don't think even a potentially decentralized Internet of the future would even have the same feeling.
>We truly live in cyberpunk era without even realizing it since it's not exciting and full of thrills like we been lied to by various fiction and other commercialism as the nature of reality is and always be dull and not glamorous despite all the lies pushed to say otherwise and give hope and meaning to the average normalfag. 
I'm not a fan of the cyberpunk aesthetic, but at least cyberpunk had a cool grittiness to it. What we're experiencing now is like a bland, emasculated version of that. Sure, people tend to expect ugliness out of dystopias. But those are often the cool kind of ugly, with imposing brutalist architecture, stylish propaganda posters, and stern-looking soldiers in menacing uniforms patrolling the streets and hunting down resisters. What do we have now? Nu-minimalist art with POCs in wheelchairs? Insipid ukulele-and-whistling stock music? Somehow a society populated with repulsive buttertrolls with Day-Glo hair destroying people's lives over hurt feelings just can't compete with the more traditional vision of a future you'd want to avoid.

But yeah, reality always fails to live up to the exciting images we have in our heads. That even goes for things none of us would ever want to experience. That WWI-era quote about war being long periods of boredom punctuated by moments of sheer terror comes to mind.
>Uncle Ted was right
I don't see any way of closing Pandora's box now that it's been opened. By giving up technological advancement, a society would be creating an international prisoner's dilemma type of situation that would make it vulnerable to societies that aren't willing to give it up.
>I doubt it would ever happen, I can't see a way to push away big tech and restore the internet to it glory days before the normalfag and corporate cancer. Maybe if we will have teleports in the future we could go back to using more analog low tech again (papers, etc). 
If there is one, I don't think we'll really be able to predict what it would look like. Short of humanity being destroyed or the world's energy sources being burned through before a suitable replacement can be found, at some point things will have to bounce back to an extent. Even a completely totalitarian 1984-style society wouldn't be able to hold on forever, although we might be long dead by the time it would collapse. On the other hand, maybe artificial general intelligence could be a useful asset to tyrannical governments if it's ever implemented.
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>>929
Hey anon, you seem to be pretty knowledgeable about video & encoding. Could you help me out with one thing? I've been into this old MTV show called AMP, but all the copies available online are shit (240p, low bitrate, the video is basically mush). By some miracle I found some guy who dumped his dvds on soulseek and amongst them were a few eps of AMP, recorded from a tape. No transcoding, he literally just dumped the VIDEO_TS folder. So once I'm finished downloading I'd like to convert it to something more reasonable (like webm) and deinterlace it, but I have no fucking clue how to do this. I have ffmpeg, but I'm not an encoding expert, generally the most I can do with ffmpeg is to cut a video or sth.
Here's a sample of the video in question:
http://0x0.st/-ij_.mpeg
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>>931
Make sure to read the manual of every utility you use.

A TV recording is usually interlaced rather than telecined. This is interlaced. 

To rip DVDs I recommend mplayer, it's clunky to use and has its limitations, which are not at all helped by how bad of a format DVD is, but it gets the job done. If you do it well the only thing missing will be the chapters, I don't know of a FLOSS tool that can rip DVD chapters.
mplayer is a video player with a ripping feature, you can tell it to dump a DVD's title. DVDs have what are called angles, titles and chapters. 
Usually every title is either a whole episode (or the whole movie if it's a movie) or a copyright notice, an ad, or the menu video. Usually.
This is the exact command line I used to rip a test DVD just now:
>mplayer -dumpfile ~/test.vob -sid 0 -dumpstream dvd://2 -dvd-device /mnt/
Every one of those options is in mplayer's manual. One detail that you will see from the "dvd://2" part is that I ripped the 2nd title, because the 1st title was actually the DVD menu. In this case it's a very well done DVD for a multiple episode anime called Maps, and in this DVD every episode is a title. mplayer won't rip subtitles by default, you have to specify a subtitle id with -sid.
Often, including in this DVD, titles are split into multiple files within the DVD. mplayer will sort it out for you and output a single .vob file. This single .vob file is easier to manipulate with ffmpeg, you can also use the ffmpeg concat filter to get the same result, but then ffmpeg alone doesnt automate nearly as much of the job.
The .iso file was mounted on the /mnt/ directory. Inside /mnt/ is the VIDEO_TS directory, i.e /mnt/VIDEO_TS. 
After that, it seems ffmpeg can read the concatenated file properly.
The result is a .vob file which is ready to be manipulated with ffmpeg to do whatever you need to do with it.

I'm just going to pretend that my example file is your example file for a second, you can turn any format into any other format very easily with ffmpeg. It's one of the simplest ffmpeg use cases.
>ffmpeg -i test.vob -c:a copy -c:v copy video.mpeg

Now comes the part where the DVD is finished.
>ffmpeg -i video.mpeg -vf yadif,scale=720:540 -c:v libx264 -preset:v slow -b:v 2000k  -c:a copy -map 0:v -map 0:a video.mkv
Here's the output file, video.mpeg was the file you linked, video.mkv is the result from that command line: https://x0.at/dG5.mkv
All of those options are also on ffmpeg's manual.
After ripping the DVD you can either undo the interlacing or tag the file appropriately (your mpeg file is already tagged perfectly, I checked it) and leave the deinterlacing to the video player. All the video codecs currently in use lose efficiency when fed interlaced footage, so if you will reencode you should take the chance to also deinterlace.
The video already doesn't look good, I'd just mux it as is into a mkv file. The example reencodes.
The algorithm used for fixing deinterlacing matters, better ones give better quality. ffmpeg supports a good one called NNEDI. Because of some licensing nonsense the manual tells you to download a file the algorithm needs to work from github, if you can't do that use yadif. Everything is in ffmpeg's manual. 
Generally, you shouldn't touch DVD audio. DVD uses a lossy audio codec called AC3, there's no point in reencoding it to a lossless codec because it'll increase the filesize, and it's very undesirable to encode it to another lossy format because there'll be a huge quality reduction. Lossy audio codecs in general use tricks to make your brain not notice the quality loss, whereas video codecs hide detail your eyes don't pay attention to. Lossily encoding already lossy audio breaks the illusion and there's a lot of added loss, while on the other hand you can take a jpeg screenshot of some video and have trouble telling apart your lossy screenshot from the lossy material it was taken from.
Another thing you can do is scale the video to make the pixels square, bad (software and hardware) video players which can't handle rectangular pixels are everywhere. Rectangular pixels also cause trouble with the video codecs and reduce efficiency, so it's generally a good idea to get rid of them when reencoding.
A NTSC DVD's resolution is 720x480 and the aspect ratio is 4:3. If you scale it to a 4:3 resolution its rectangular pixels will be stretched to squares. Don't downscale the video to 640:480, upscale it to 720:540. By downscaling, you're discarding detail. By upscaling, you're extrapolating detail. The slight upscale is closer to the original than the slight downscale. 720:540 also happens to be exactly a quarter of 1080p, most upscaler algorithms perform better and discard less data when scaling integer multiples, and 1080p and 4k seem to be the more popular screen resolutions these days. The ideal would be to leave the original resolution intact and let the player upscale the original rectangular pixels to your screen's resolution at the proper aspect ratio, but to avoid trouble it's best to take that 720:540 step.
And finally, yet another common quirk among video players is being unable to play streams where the audio comes before the video. In fact, most imageboards won't even allow you to upload such a file. In your file, the audio happens to come before the video. The "-map" options I used fix that.
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>>932
>mplayer
Just to be sure, do you mean this https://mplayerhq.hu/design7/news.html ?
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>>932
Also what are your thoughts on Handbrake - https://handbrake.fr/ ? Seems more retard friendly
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Woah, I expected a response, but not an entire blogpost!
But yeah, thanks for the verbosity, I actually learned a thing or two.
I did some testing and while yadif did muddy things a little bit, I can't find any differences between the image ran through nnedi and source, so I think I'll go with that partial reencoding (especially since it effectively halfs the filesize) rather than just muxing. 
I'll make sure to drop a link here after I'm done with encoding/reordering/uploading.
Thanks again, that was incredibly helpful!
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>>933
Yes.
>>934
I haven't used it, I hear it has good defaults.

Video and audio manipulation involves so much repetition with slight changes every now and then that GUIs are specially ill suited for these sorts of tasks. Usually in the commandline you can script it, turning days of repetitive labor and inefficient use of the computer into writing a script and letting the computer do its thing on its own.
With a GUI you have to hope there's a tool for automating your specific use case and that this tool is compatible with other tools you're using, you probably won't find any tool to do most of what you want.

For instance, I happened to be making a Galaxy Express remux as I made these posts, it's finished now: https://nyaa.net/view/1039110
The blu-rays are a bit janky. They have multiple playlists, only one of which is the anime itself. Other playlists were credits, ads, and some extras that shouldn't be included in my release like a recording of a tape of a dub pilot that never bore fruit.
There is one playlist containing all the episodes on the disc, which is not consistently the same playlist, it was always either the playlist number 0 or the playlist number 1. This one playlist has between 51 and 66 chapters depending on the disc, every group of 5 chapters is an episode, the very last chapter on most discs (not all) was mastering credits, and there are a total of 9 blu-ray discs.
I wasn't able to find a tool to properly split what I needed split without manually doing everything, and I didn't even look much for such a tool, so I pieced together a few command line tools. 

I used mplayer to probe the disc, then I used sed to parse mplayer's output and grab the number of the longest playlist and the chapter count of every bd, then I used seq to generate a sequence of numbers that matched the chapter that separated episodes, then I used mkvmerge's commandline interface to split the playlist number I grabbed at the chapter numbers I generated.
After that, I had a folder for each disc with every episode separated into its own file. 
Optical storage in general is terrible at reading at varying speeds, and adding the hardware to buffer video to players costs money, so blu-rays are purposefully engineered so the encoded content has very little bitrate variation. I knew upfront all the episodes would have a similar size, and indeed all the Galaxy Express episodes on these discs are between 3GB and 3.4GB in size, but the mastering credits were far smaller than that at 140MB, so I used a command called find to delete every file below 200MB. 
I wrote a quick shell loop to take every file I ripped and reencode the audio to FLAC from PCM with ffmpeg, then run mkvpropedit through the file to add some statistics a few video players benefit from, which left me with the final files I'd release.
The files when sorted alphabetically were in the right order, but their names were working names and improper for release. For instance episode 2 from set 1's disc 2 was called "set1d2-002.mkv". That's also easy to fix in shell. I used the find program to build a list of files, sorted it with a program called sort, and fed this list to an awk script I wrote which kept a count of how many files it was fed and generated a filename with a template I made, using the current count of files as the episode number.

Imagine doing all of that manually.
The scripting must have taken less than an hour total, all the processing took about a day on my toaster. GUI tools would have been more manual and involve downtime where the computer wouldn't be doing anything while I pressed the right buttons.
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>>928
>push away big tech and restore the internet to it glory days
This may be far-fetched but I speculate one of the "alternative internets" (i2p, freenet, zeronet...etc) will take off in the coming years and catapult us back to the online wild west days. Also because these networks are slow and a lot of their users don't enable javascript -for security reasons- we may just as well see a rise of "classic" websites that are just plain HTML and CSS... One can dream.

>>930
> don't think even a potentially decentralized Internet of the future would even have the same feeling.
I think it would, because early internet wasn't a breeze to access back then, which is the case for decentralized networks nowadays. With growing popularity there will be fine tuned browsers and apps that make it easier to use, to a degree of course, because we don't want normalfags getting in too easily.

>>936
Could you upload your scripts for us? Personally I'd love to learn all the command line magic as I feel I'm not making full use of my linux machine.
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>>937
>I think it would, because early internet wasn't a breeze to access back then, which is the case for decentralized networks nowadays. With growing popularity there will be fine tuned browsers and apps that make it easier to use, to a degree of course, because we don't want normalfags getting in too easily.
I hope so, but I think it would lack a lot of the charming naivete and earnestness of the early Internet.
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>>942
Good, so we can avoid doing the same things that ruined the internet the first time around.
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>>943
It's absolutely necessary that people learn from experience, but at the same time I'm tired of people hiding behind seven layers of irony and acting like they're too cool for everything. Even I find myself doing that.
>>331
>Anti-GSCentral
Jesus christ, I forgot all about that site. I think it was called "BSFree" back in the day? All I know was that it was a direct copy of a Gameshark/Action Replay site called GSCentral, and I actually preferred using it over the original. Mainly because all I had for internet at the time was my old feature phone (mom didn't want to pay for an actual ISP) and GSC's interstitial ads kept interfering with my browser.

God. I remember reading so many sites on that old thing. Missed out on a lot of stuff like forums and downloading roms back in those days, wish I could go back with a real internet connection and get the true early-00s experience.
>>329
I appreciated your post anon. On a web forum I used to go on there was an older guy who really liked professional wrestling and I never quite got it.
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I'm not that into it, but I find the '80s and early '90s stuff appealing. Well, at least the promos and such. The actual matches I don't find all that interesting, but I like the goofy, larger-than-life characters.

I remember the Attitude Era from when I was a kid, and that to me just seemed tryhard and faux-edgy in a white trash kind of way. Like the kind of thing a kid who lives in a trailer park with his pill-popping mom and loves Korn and ICP would also be into.
I think another problem is how websites are built nowadays.
Javascript is being used in ways that it was never intended to be used. Which leads to lots and lots of overhead.
We don't style a neutral HTML document with CSS, but often we create components in CSS, or use utility classes.
This leads to lots and lots of frameworks.
It also makes the HTML file harder to read than necessary.
Isn't it interesting how social media also gave birth to this? ("Twitter's Bootstrap")
It's as if social media is a cancer in many ways to the internet.
It exists just to destroy.
Websites have become so complicated, but the functionality is most of the time really simple.
The most complex web application is still bad and buggy compared to desktop applications.
I wonder how the web would have progressed if it would have been left alone, and web apps like Twitter and Facebook would have been desktop applications, from the start.
But making these social media apps as accessible as possible, is probably part of the trick to lure people into their abyss.
And now almost everyone creates websites with their invented malpractice, these destroyers of the free internet "invented".

With HTML 4 there was a common sense on how to do things.
The "CSS Zen" was thought of the right way to create a website:
"create the HTML, then style it."
HTML 5 wasn't a natural progression,
like everything before it was.
Now, even w3c isn't obeying their own guidelines anymore.

Everything in this world seems to go bad, not even a bastion of logic and reason (IT) is save.
We are more concerned with the tools - which are not even serving us anymore but are fighting our normal human common sense - than with the actual content.
Like a painter who is more concerned with his brushes instead of the painting.
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I'm a fan of Douglas Adams, and found out today he made this prescient little show for channel 2 Hyperland. Interestingly it was produced at the same time TBL was devising HTTP.

https://archive.org/details/DouglasAdams-Hyperland
>>1268
Websites nowadays are a godawful mess. They could be messy in the old days, but they were more likely to be set up in a way that was straight to the point.  And even when they were ugly, there's a good chance that they were still charming.
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As a related note to the thread i, out of nowhere, remembered an old video game site i used to visit for GTA stuff long ago and i was surprised to see it still is alive.
I post this because it sports the same style it did since 2007/2008 which is heavily epic on the one they had back in 2003. You guys might find it interesting, it last updated in 2013 but before that the other post was in 2010 and previously in 2009, the heydays were in 2005-2006. Maybe the admin is keeping it for old time's sake... and i suppose because it does have decent guides.
http://www.g-unleashed.com/

The other one i was surprised to see was CheatCC, although i don't quite like their new image or mojo.
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>>1271
Oh man I remember this... One of the many GTA websites I used to go through looking for cheats and mods back on my old PC. I could only run GTA III & VC at the time so I had to get every bit of enjoyment out of them.
I miss when websites looked like this, sleek yet simple, and you could always find what you're looking for.
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GTA fansite nostalgia? I was addicted to playing and modding VC and SA between 2003-2005, and while there were many different GTA sites that I used to frequent, GTAGaming was my main hangout. They shut the main site and forums down several years back, so all that remains there now is an archive of their mod database. It's a shame that the old site is gone, but I'm secretly thankful that some extremely cringeworthy posts of mine are now truly lost in the ether. For a real blast from the past, here's an archive containing the first ever SA screenshots, a post featuring Jack Thompson, and some posts about the infamous Sasser worm that was going around at the time:
https://web.archive.org/web/20040512131214/http://www.gtagaming.com/

While it seems unimaginable in today's world, R* actually used to provide links to many of the fansites in the back of the manuals and on their official websites, as well as providing materials for fansites to use, and they would regularly send fansite owners free stuff to thank them for their support. The public shoutouts came to a screeching halt after the Hot Coffee saga though, which was a shame.
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>>1268
Stop fucking pressing return after every fucking period.

>>1271
>>1275
Remind me of Cheatplanet and other gaming websites, although I never played much GTA.  The website is kind of ugly, objectively speaking, but you can find what you want because everything is so dense and it has a unified style that makes it stand out from the rest of the web.  The loss of text dense website design is what really marks the modern internet as being so bland and uninteresting: you can only design for phone niggers, and even a large phone can only accommodate less than a paragraph of text and a couple buttons at a time.  With this site, I can still tell how it's meant to be navigated (header for bulletins, left sidebar for categories, top centre middle for the really important stuff, centre underneath for news, right sidebar for less important stuff).  I do think it's funny that the site survived to the release of GTAV, and the idea of going out of one's way to help create maps and guides for an online, service-epic game is charming but doomed.  Nobody who actually cares about the game enough to learn all that stuff would put his efforts into a project like that instead of making a hundred clickbait videos on youtube.

>>1281
>Who would win in an all-out deathmatch?
>GTA3 player
>Tommy Vercetti
>Max Payne
A simpler time.
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>>1284
>I do think it's funny that the site survived to the release of GTAV
It didn't, it was dead since The Lost & Damned when Rockstar threw the fans under a bus more so than with the Hot Coffee which >>1281 explained very well.
TLaD was a turning point because the biker gang sub-culture in the GTA fandom, comprised mostly of american and german/baltic fans, was always a big thing since they appeared in Vice City and the IV expansion was a thematic and feedback anomaly, because while everyone liked the tone and new objects (bikes, weapons) they disliked the story very much (a gang leadered by a jew, with a methhead as boss, a latino as usurper and 2 blacks as the loyal soldiers, cripple and dumb hick gun runner being the only whites) along with the costumes. 
V was a complete reversal, i always theorized it was an author's vengeance (as it isn't the first time) because the bikers and everything bike related is treated despicably and the only part of the story where something is treated like insects, even online where you couldn't dress biker or buy choppers until years later.

GTA-Forums discussed it a bit and there was an extermination squad by the mods that culled everyone who brought this up, even ancient users like that one crazy long-haired that was actually a pretty decent person, we PM'd a couple of times and he was very friendly without acting like a creep looking for edgy kid meat.

>Nobody who actually cares about the game enough to learn all that stuff would put his efforts into a project like that
It was the old days and it's obvious the admin thought some people remained from that era, a very naive sentiment but noble nonetheless.
Imageboards are kinda the same deal, doing/sharing something for free either to brag without giving a name or to help/amuse a collective, nameless in this case. Posting OC is an interesting thing, it's either egomaniacal or selfless depending on who and how the posts are read.

>GTA3 player
You know it's old school when Claude still didn't have its name discovered.
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Pics related are the kinds of websites I miss. As commonplace as that general layout once was, every site was distinct and unique, and they were so easy to navigate. They were great works of art & design too, especially compared to the bland garbage around today.

I miss Flash sites too; despite the sometimes painfully long load times, some of them were (and still are) mindblowing, and great fun to browse. Just look at these examples and marvel at what was possible 20 years ago:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FyrqanppH10
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Check out that youtube channel's main website too (not for it's design; it's the typical nu-web fare). It showcases tons of examples of web design from 1991-2006: https://www.webdesignmuseum.org/
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Is it really nostalgia if things were simply better?
Anyway some software projects have spartan websites that have been the same for a long time.

https://abook.sourceforge.io/
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>>1286
Very fond of the old newgrounds website, I always loved to collect the art that was displayed at the bottom, between "picks of the hour" and "classics of the day". Their current website design is very good too, a little cleaner and larger, while still being very characteristic of the signature newgrounds style. I heard Tom Fulp got pozzed though
>flash sites
Creative... but too loud!
The 2Advanced and Bionic sites are peak Y2K aesthetic, which you can also see in the deviantart screenshot. It manages to be minimal and easy on the eyes while still looking badass and futuristic. Modern websites go over the top with minimalism and end up looking sterile...

>>1287
What's a "spartan website"?
The one you linked is too barren, I prefer websites with a little styling. Like these:
http://www.shelly.de/
http://freeglut.sourceforge.net/
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I recently acquired some CDs from around the year 2000-2004, and one of them was published by a label called Space Age Bachelor Pad Music, which I thought was really funny.  Their website was listed on the back of the case, so I decided to check it out and it still actually works.

http://www.spaceage.julianbh.com/

It's kind of a mess, but it has charm - some of the pictures don't lead anywhere, but some of them lead to new pages.  The site map is literally just a static image with HTML rectangle links set on it.

Notably, it's actually easier to navigate than a lot of modern websites because the entire site content is on a single page; this is pretty similar to a design pattern I've seen from modern phone-first website, where the user can simply scroll up or down to get to the sections he wants rather than having to navigate to different HTML pages using a menu which can take up valuable screen real estate.
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>>1286
Goddamn, didn't remember i used to visit Gamespot everyday for that Top 10 list, the forums were also pretty fun because everyone was taking the piss and trolling the mods for being harsh.
IGN and DeviantArt i didn't frequent that much but man was Newgrounds something else, lots of things to do there, the only site who could stand against it (for me) was a latin aggregator of games.

>>1293
>What's a "spartan website"?
I suppose it's like a spartan space, only the most basic necessities without much pretension but not sterile either, just few objects around.
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I recently tried to visit the classic version of Ishkur's Guide to Electronic Music, and it finally sunk in what the discontinuation of Flash is going to entail. Even downloading the .swf doesn't work, since it's missing all the descriptions and music files. On the positive side, I found a copy of the old descriptions and a list of the music tracks it used.

That just got me looking at the Homestar Runner site, and I'm not a fan of the redesign at all.
>>1293
>The one you linked is too barren, I prefer websites with a little styling. Like these:
Those are definitely more charming than the spartan one he posted, but even the plain-looking ones are at least a lot more straightforward in terms of design than today's websites.
>>1296
>Goddamn, didn't remember i used to visit Gamespot everyday for that Top 10 list, the forums were also pretty fun because everyone was taking the piss and trolling the mods for being harsh.
I used to be a regular forum poster as a young autist and remember how heavy-handed the GameSpot Gestapo was. Once I got a temp ban by a literal tranny janny. That was the first time I remember seeing a tranny on the Internet.
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>>251
I think one of you may already have linked to this but you boys ought to check out something called "Flashpoint Infinity". It's a program that runs Flash, Shockwave, and a few other types of games on your desktop computer. It doesn't have the best interface, in my opinion, but it's got pretty much all the Flash games I could remember playing on there, it's great. Give it a look.


>>104
I have a Neocities site and I've got over 70,000 hits on it, but I bet most of the traffic is from people finding it through Neocities itself. Still, it's better than nothing.

Also, wiby.me is a good search engine.

You know what, I didn't realize how old the posts I'm replying to are. I bet I've already replied to them in this thread. Whatever
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>>920
Start shooting film or something dude. Help push things back a tiny bit.

Me? I'm working on boomer-maxing out my whole life top to bottom, money and other things permitting. We'll have to see how far I can go.
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>>1309
>I have a Neocities site
Post it
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>>1310
>Start shooting film or something dude. Help push things back a tiny bit.
I did for a while. I took pictures but never got them enlarged or anything. I always wanted to get an enlarger and make my own prints, but I don't have the space.
>Me? I'm working on boomer-maxing out my whole life top to bottom, money and other things permitting. We'll have to see how far I can go.
In what ways? I'd actually build up a VHS collection if the format wasn't so prone to degradation. It's ironic, since that's also one of the things I find so charming about the format.
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>>1311
floppys-lounge.neocities.org

I re-designed the look of the front page a few days ago, I wanted to give it a neat look but I don't think it worked all that well.

>>1316
> I always wanted to get an enlarger and make my own prints, but I don't have the space.
That's understandable, it's not the easiest thing to set up, I think.

> I'd actually build up a VHS collection if the format wasn't so prone to degradation. It's ironic, since that's also one of the things I find so charming about the format.
I have a couple video tapes but no player at the moment. Like you said they can degrade kind of fast.

I think it's due to the nature of the helical scan. 50 to 100 passes and the tape is done, or something like that. So I'm not sure if I'd want to have a large VHS collection, anyway. Optical is better for this but not as cool, I think for me the ideal solution is to have most things saved as digital files downloaded or ripped myself and have a couple tapes but not a large collection. Too much space.

I have plenty of cassettes and the majority of them sound just fine. I don't think they degrade at the rate of videotapes for various reasons.

>In what ways?

Well for one I pretty much only shoot film when I want to take photos. I don't shoot too often, though. It can take me many months to finish a roll of film. Maybe a year. I plan to start developing my own film as soon as I have a bit more money, I think I'll start with black and white since the chemicals are cheaper, then move on to color developing. For now, I have my film scanned. I have a scanner at home that does the job alright, but I also hope to save up for an enlarger and turn my closet into a darkroom to make small prints. But that's going to cost a few hundred dollars. For now, scanning is working alright for me. I make inkjet prints of the scans sometimes.

Another thing I have started is writing letters to people. It's pretty nice. I just need to get some boomer-tier stamps, right now I just have the regular American flag ones but I remember seeing some centennial railroad stamps or something like that.

I have a shitty new phone which I hardly use anymore. I just use it to call people but I plan to replace it with a flip phone most likely, or something along those lines. I don't take it with me when I go out. I don't usually need it for directions since I know how to get anywhere I need to go for the most part. I hope to find a set of nice paper maps for my area.

I used to have a CRT TV but I had to sell it. I would like to get a CRT monitor, though.  At the moment I have a 4:3 LCD for my desktop computer which is nice, but I'd still like a CRT. Ultimately though I want to use the computer much less.

As for my desktop computer I built it in a beige case and I plan to add a floppy drive with an internal adapter so I can use 3.5" diskettes with it. I also have a couple older computers I want to get in working order. One of them is a commodore 64.

I play tapes and records pretty often, I plan to upgrade my record player to a nicer one. I'd like a nicer turntable. I have a crappy hifi suitcase thing.

I dress kind of normally I guess but I like a good Hawaiian shirt and stuff like that. I need to get in better shape and get some short shorts so I can roleplay as a less attractive, shorter version of Thomas Magnum. I'm hoping to visit a couple vintage clothing shops too. Maybe they have some interesting stuff. I don't dress completely like an autist though, if you saw me in public I don't think you'd really notice me standing out or anything like that.

I keep a lot of old books around my place, it's nice to give some of the picture books a read sometimes. I like to sit in my room and look around and not see anything that would immediately give away that the date is after 2005 or something like that.
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(Post was too long)

I use a digital organizer from the '90s sometimes but lately I prefer to just use a small notebook and write things down in it. I carry a small spiral bound notebook with me when I go out, I sometimes write directions in them, shopping lists, whatever.

I could probably go on and on for a long time. Maybe I ought to put something up on my Web site about it.

For the internet I try to avoid gay modern sites as much as I can. I prefer forums these days, imageboards are alright too. I keep a few disposable accounts ready if I ever feel the need to ask a question on a plebbit subforum. I skinned all my Web browsers to look like Netscape. I sometimes write userstyles (or download them) to skin certain sites. For example I may change fonts to Times, remove radiuses on buttons, etc. I've downloaded scripts for youtube as well that make it look a bit older and I have a script that lets me blacklist channels. It makes the experience much better.

I run Windows 7 and I have it set to the Classic Theme and I for the most part have Windows 98se desktop icons. I changed resource files in my web browsers to make them display the Netcscape logo instead. When I install programs I generally prefer ones that fit the look and feel of classic windows where possible. I also run Linux and I have set it up to look like an early '90s UNIX system. It's pretty neat. 

I want to try to get most facets of my life lined up this way because it makes me feel good. And it's not like I'm some hermit loner because of it... I have friends, I go out, whatever. I just do what I can on my end. And I have a couple friends with whom I can share some of my interests so that's always nice to have.>>1316
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>>1318
>I re-designed the look of the front page a few days ago, I wanted to give it a neat look but I don't think it worked all that well.
I always loved that image you have on the front page now. Did you get that from the dump thread a while ago? I think I was the one who posted that.
>I have a couple video tapes but no player at the moment. Like you said they can degrade kind of fast.
I have a VCR built into one of my TVs. The last one I had ended up eating a home movie, and I had to throw the VCR out.
>I have plenty of cassettes and the majority of them sound just fine. I don't think they degrade at the rate of videotapes for various reasons.
Nice. I never listened to cassettes growing up (although I remember family members using them), but I've come to love the sound of the format. I love the saturation, the wow and flutter, and even the occasional dropout.

I even have a 4-track recorder I never got around to using.
>Well for one I pretty much only shoot film when I want to take photos. I don't shoot too often, though. It can take me many months to finish a roll of film. Maybe a year. I plan to start developing my own film as soon as I have a bit more money, I think I'll start with black and white since the chemicals are cheaper, then move on to color developing. For now, I have my film scanned. I have a scanner at home that does the job alright, but I also hope to save up for an enlarger and turn my closet into a darkroom to make small prints. But that's going to cost a few hundred dollars. For now, scanning is working alright for me. I make inkjet prints of the scans sometimes.
I started shooting digitally, but after trying film there's no going back for me.
>Another thing I have started is writing letters to people. It's pretty nice. I just need to get some boomer-tier stamps, right now I just have the regular American flag ones but I remember seeing some centennial railroad stamps or something like that.
Writing letters seems to be a dying art, especially compared to how it was in the 19th century. Ordinary people seemed to have a much better grasp of writing and penmanship than the overwhelming majority of people today.
>I used to have a CRT TV but I had to sell it. I would like to get a CRT monitor, though.  At the moment I have a 4:3 LCD for my desktop computer which is nice, but I'd still like a CRT. Ultimately though I want to use the computer much less.
I have several, although I'd like to have them looked at. One of them is one from Wal-Mart that has sound issues, and the others have started to get discolored. I wish they weren't so fragile, since they're by far the best displays for old video games. I've actually liked one of the composite filters I've used on an emulator, but that's not exactly going to work on a TV with old consoles or FPGA systems.
>I play tapes and records pretty often, I plan to upgrade my record player to a nicer one. I'd like a nicer turntable. I have a crappy hifi suitcase thing.
I don't think I'd like them for casual listening, but I love the presentation of cassettes and records. Especially the latter.
>I keep a lot of old books around my place, it's nice to give some of the picture books a read sometimes. I like to sit in my room and look around and not see anything that would immediately give away that the date is after 2005 or something like that.
I do too. I have some old editions of books from the early-to-mid 20th century on my book shelf that have some nice character to them. I also ended up buying a '50s picture book about the Civil War that I used to read as a little kid. The illustrations are really nice. I also have some hardcover reprints of Flash Gordon comics and old paperbacks of the Dune books (including one from the mid '60s). The last thing I bought was a recent hardcover H.P. Lovecraft collection that I find looks a bit tacky, but that was something I wanted to have on hand. I'd rather err on the side of caution and be ready in case his work ends up getting censored for being "problematic" than not be able to read it again. I also have a few old paperbacks of some of his work, but they're not my favorite stories of his.
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>I run Windows 7 and I have it set to the Classic Theme and I for the most part have Windows 98se desktop icons. I changed resource files in my web browsers to make them display the Netcscape logo instead. When I install programs I generally prefer ones that fit the look and feel of classic windows where possible. I also run Linux and I have set it up to look like an early '90s UNIX system. It's pretty neat. 
I tried to stick to Windows 7 even after it was discontinued, but I have newer computer build that's apparently incompatible with the hardware. I'm stuck between Windows 10 and Linux and opted to go with Windows 10 after running Linux as my main OS for a little while.
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>>1321
>I always loved that image you have on the front page now. Did you get that from the dump thread a while ago? I think I was the one who posted that.

no, actually, I found it just looking for scans of old architecture magazines or something.

>Nice. I never listened to cassettes growing up (although I remember family members using them), but I've come to love the sound of the format. I love the saturation, the wow and flutter, and even the occasional dropout.

A few of my tapes are pretty worn. These were ones I just found in various places. The tapes I've bought from people, new online, from overseas, or from the record store have all been fine, though. My player runs well and has no discernible wow or flutter, and my home recorded tapes sound great. It's wonderful.

>I started shooting digitally, but after trying film there's no going back for me.
Yeah, I only ever shot film except for using a camera phone and I have no real intention of ever shooting digital.

>Writing letters seems to be a dying art, especially compared to how it was in the 19th century. Ordinary people seemed to have a much better grasp of writing and penmanship than the overwhelming majority of people today.

Agreed. It's not common, but I think some people are picking it up for reasons I'm sure you could guess at. I recently re-taught myself cursive. I only learned it in elementary school and hadn't used it since, but now that I've practiced a bit I'd say my handwriting is quite good. 

>I tried to stick to Windows 7 even after it was discontinued, but I have newer computer build that's apparently incompatible with the hardware. I'm stuck between Windows 10 and Linux and opted to go with Windows 10 after running Linux as my main OS for a little while.

I have a thinkpad that came with windows 7 originally and that's what I installed on it when I got it. My new desktop computer was made from parts I got deals on, and it doesn't support 7. However, I still run 7 on it anyway. I would rather kill myself than be forced to use win10. 

I really tried to get 10 to work for me. I installed it in a VM and messed with it for weeks, tweaking settings, etc. but it wasn't worth it. I just downloaded a modified iso file--which you could double check and make sure it hasn't been tampered with. I got mine here

https://forum.eclipse.cx/viewtopic.php?f=17&t=21&i=1

and I installed 7 without a problem whatsoever. Everyone who needs/wants to use windows for various reasons on /retro/ should know about this.
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>>1322
>no, actually, I found it just looking for scans of old architecture magazines or something.
Was it a Tumblr page with old mall architecture pictures? That was where I found it. I don't know if the dumped pictures are still up on this board, but they should be on /comfy/. You might already have that stuff though if we found the same page.
>A few of my tapes are pretty worn. These were ones I just found in various places. The tapes I've bought from people, new online, from overseas, or from the record store have all been fine, though. My player runs well and has no discernible wow or flutter, and my home recorded tapes sound great. It's wonderful.
Cassettes could be a much more high-fidelity format than they're given credit for. I love the worn and grimy sound, but either way anything is better than purely digital audio. I even like the sound of old wax cylinder recordings.
>Yeah, I only ever shot film except for using a camera phone and I have no real intention of ever shooting digital.
In my experience digital needs a good amount of editing to even look presentable. Film cameras can give you beautiful photos right when they're developed.
>I have a thinkpad that came with windows 7 originally and that's what I installed on it when I got it. My new desktop computer was made from parts I got deals on, and it doesn't support 7. However, I still run 7 on it anyway. I would rather kill myself than be forced to use win10. 
I have a Thinkpad that ran on Windows 7, but I switched it out for Linux Mint. I think I'm going to upgrade the RAM and probably change it back to Windows 7 if I get a new one. I can use it for Windows programs if I ever switch my main computer back to Linux again. I still have my copy of Windows 7 lying around.
>I really tried to get 10 to work for me. I installed it in a VM and messed with it for weeks, tweaking settings, etc. but it wasn't worth it. I just downloaded a modified iso file--which you could double check and make sure it hasn't been tampered with. I got mine here
Thanks for that. I'll have to keep that in mind for the future.

I really wish there was a modern operating system that Just Werks™ without basically being spyware. It's pretty sad that ReactOS is so useless.
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>>1323
>Was it a Tumblr page with old mall architecture pictures?

Yes, that's the one. I don't use that site but recently found it's a good source for scans of that nature. Too bad it's kind of bloated and slow, though. The pictures are nice.

>Cassettes could be a much more high-fidelity format than they're given credit for. 
Yeah, I couldn't tell the difference between a tape and a CD when I play my home recordings. And my deck isn't even that high end.

>In my experience digital needs a good amount of editing to even look presentable. Film cameras can give you beautiful photos right when they're developed.
Yeah, I saw someone with one of those new cameras shooting a hundred pictures a minute and then complaining about how they'd have to spend hours editing and finding photos that were good (so basically all their photos sucked except for a few). Sounds like a huge waste of time to me.

Although I still have to make minor edits since I scan my film for the time being. Usually if you get it developed and scanned at a minilab, the scans are acceptable, but when you scan it yourself you have to make corrections yourself.

C-41 color negative film has that orange mask, so it's more complicated than just inverting the scan. I have my scanner set to automatically invert negative film and remove the mask, but it still requires a couple minutes per photo to look right. That's the thing about negative film.

Printing with negatives is probably easier in some ways but even here depending on what filters are used the prints are going to turn out differently. I just need to learn a little more about editing and I should be able to quickly adjust scans so they reflect what a print should look like.

If you shot slide film then scanning would be a lot easier and the slide itself is how the scan should look so you have a baseline to ensure it was done properly. Of course one day I'd like an enlarger anyway.

>I really wish there was a modern operating system that Just Werks™ without basically being spyware. It's pretty sad that ReactOS is so useless.

Me too. Every OS sucks in its own way. The ones that don't suck that much are too old, so they kind of suck by nature of being old and not compatible with stuff anymore. 7 with some tweaks done to it is IMO one of the best for home use. Linux can be nice but it has a lot of shortcomings.
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>>1326
>Yes, that's the one. I don't use that site but recently found it's a good source for scans of that nature. Too bad it's kind of bloated and slow, though. The pictures are nice.
Yeah, Tumblr sucks but has its uses.
>Yeah, I couldn't tell the difference between a tape and a CD when I play my home recordings. And my deck isn't even that high end.
I thought I heard that the higher quality tapes aren't being made anymore. I'm more interested in the lo-fi side of things, but that really sucks if it's true.
>Although I still have to make minor edits since I scan my film for the time being. Usually if you get it developed and scanned at a minilab, the scans are acceptable, but when you scan it yourself you have to make corrections yourself.
I plan on trying to do color corrections to the images as I'm doing them if I ever get an enlarger. I don't know if they'd turn out properly, but I'd mainly want to get warmer colors instead of the bluish tint my images have.
>Linux can be nice but it has a lot of shortcomings.
The Linux scene has this weird mindset where they simultaneously want more users while seemingly getting mad at people who want a more straightforward user experience. There are serious problems that keep me from using it. I'd ideally like a modern operating system more like a older version of Windows with a high level of customization, but that unfortunately doesn't seem like it's going to happen anytime soon. Linux has come a long way, but it still feels handicapped even compared to older versions of Windows. It's too bad.
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>>1345
>I thought I heard that the higher quality tapes aren't being made anymore. I'm more interested in the lo-fi side of things, but that really sucks if it's true.

They don't make metal tapes anymore and they also stopped making chrome (Type II) tapes, which is too bad, but Type 1 tapes can sound pretty good anyway. Some Type 1 tapes suck, some are pretty great, and it also depends what happened to them. I bought some Maxells at a convenience store since they had some and they sound terrible. I think I got a bad batch or something.

I have ended up with a lot of TDK D series tapes just through circumstance, I guess. I really like those, they all sound great when I record on them.

I think new old stock tapes are the best bang for your buck, but I'm planning to occasionally buy new production tapes as well. A few companies produce tapes but not all of them are good. From what I've heard, there are a few good brands:

1. Recording the Masters, who produce their Fox Type 1 cassette. All the tapes made now are Type 1. The Fox seems to generally be regarded as the best new production tape.

2. Splicit Capture series - I've heard good things about this one as well. 

3. ATR Magnetics also produces a cassette that's decent. I think ATR is related in some way to Ampex. They make reel to reel tape as well. So does Recording the Masters.

Finally other places make cassettes but they're not as good, like National Audio Company.

If you actually like a lot of hiss and stuff then you could really just get any blank cassette you can get your hands on and it should be fine.

>The Linux scene has this weird mindset where they simultaneously want more users while seemingly getting mad at people who want a more straightforward user experience. 

Exactly! It's a shame. If more people used Linux the computing world would be a better place. Some sort of Linux distro for utter morons would be a good idea, like one of those crappy chrome books except it at least doesn't form a surveillance dragnet.

If I had to describe my ideal modern operating system it'd just be Windows 7 but open sourced, more command line integration, and some minor tweaks.
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>>1345
>The Linux scene has this weird mindset where they simultaneously want more users while seemingly getting mad at people who want a more straightforward user experience.
Different anon. Couldn't agree more with this statement, and this is still prevalent even on supposedly non cancerous forums and imageboards. I noticed the people spouting the diatribe are often "minimalist" users to the extreme; they do very limited tasks, use a small number of command line tools, and operate only the most standard of hardware. They can't seem to grasp that there are other users with vastly different needs and expectations of their computer, and users who are non-technical or simply don't have the time/energy to be. They're like macfags except they're the ones locking themselves into the ecosystem... Make no mistake, there are level headed linux users mostly on reddit unfortunately, and I try to be like them, despite my limited knowledge of the OS.
>I'd ideally like a modern operating system more like a older version of Windows with a high level of customization
Linux has been like that for me, and I came from Windows about a year ago. It takes considerable effort to initially set up and customize, but after that it becomes a breeze to use on the daily. Choosing a non shit distro helps also.
Some things don't work of course, at least not right away. For example I tried connecting my computer to the television via HDMI and it didn't work out of the box, so that means I have to look into an assistive tool or worse, mess around with config files. Same thing with bluetooth headphones. Of course I can't be assed to research any of that anytime soon because I have actual work to do, so I just boot into my Windows installation on such occasions.
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>>1402
A lot of these guys don't seem to understand why one would want to do certain things on the computer. You can talk about autistic batch renaming of files and other computer nerd stuff and how linux is great for it but it's not really a real world use. 

I mean I know I make problems for myself on the computer, too. I want something to be a certain way, I want to manage some downloads and backups, and linux is good for that kind of stuff.

But a lot of the time it just doesn't get the job done, unfortunately. You'd have to look at what you need your computer to do and decide if linux is right.

Also every time I set up Linux, there's a lot of work involved (in my experience)... Setting up a user, trying to get 'sudo' to work on debian. trying to connect to a wireless network when using a netinstall CD from the command line. I even had to spend a few hours changing graphics config files to even get a signal to display on my monitor. It's doable but this kind of stuff doesn't happen if you're not using Linux.
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>>1401
>I bought some Maxells at a convenience store since they had some and they sound terrible. I think I got a bad batch or something.
That sounds right up my alley! I actually think the ones I have sitting around are Maxells. They seemed decent for what I'm going for, but that wouldn't be decent by most people's standards.

Thanks for all the info, by the way.
>Exactly! It's a shame. If more people used Linux the computing world would be a better place. Some sort of Linux distro for utter morons would be a good idea, like one of those crappy chrome books except it at least doesn't form a surveillance dragnet.
Ubuntu-based distros seem like they'd be just fine for babby-level users who just want to browse the Internet and not much else. A lot of them probably wouldn't even be able to tell you the difference if you skinned it right.
>If I had to describe my ideal modern operating system it'd just be Windows 7 but open sourced, more command line integration, and some minor tweaks.
Yeah, Windows 7 has pretty much everything I'd want. I'd just like it kept up to date and better options for ricing.
>>1402
For me the audio issues are the biggest dealbreaker. Maybe someday I'll just use my Thinkpad, but I don't like relying on a separate computer for tinkering around and recording things.

It's not even just DAW stuff. PulseAudio has caused problems for me while playing games too. Sounds would frequently start to distort after launching a program, and they would never go back to normal unless I shut down and restarted PulseAudio.
>Some things don't work of course, at least not right away. For example I tried connecting my computer to the television via HDMI and it didn't work out of the box, so that means I have to look into an assistive tool or worse, mess around with config files. Same thing with bluetooth headphones. Of course I can't be assed to research any of that anytime soon because I have actual work to do, so I just boot into my Windows installation on such occasions.
I'm dualbooting but might as well not be. I never use Linux and would maybe even forget I have it installed if I didn't see it come up as a boot option whenever I turn my computer on.
>>1403
I think the problem is that Linux is first and foremost is a specialist's OS. It's been patched up and juryrigged so that it can be used by complete novices in addition to grizzled neckbeards, but that leaves a lot of the middle-of-the-road users out in the cold once they want to do more with their system than check their email or screw around on Facebook. That leads to problems for a lot of them when they realize what they're in for after deciding to go under the hood.
>>1401
Maxell is a cheap shitty brand, avoid it like the plague
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>>1309
>Flashpoint Infinity
I had a look at it and it seems cool.  Thanks for sharing.

>wiby.me is a good search engine
I haven't used that one, but my default search engine right now is MetaGer.  It's a German search engine that pulls from the Bing databases but isn't retarded like Bing and doesn't have nearly the same weight for SEO.  I find totally random search results from pages that haven't been updated in years even when I'm searching for unrelated topics.  It really reminds me of how old search engines behaved, in that searching for a specific text string would get you all sorts of results from all over the internet because that's what the technology did.  It's a far cry from the digital butler/nanny that Google and its imitators are now.

>>1318
>floppys-lounge.neocities.org
Neat.  The sewerfresh link in your surf section appears to redirect to something else, though.
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>>1430
>sewerfresh

yeah it's dead. I'll link to the archived version of the site if I can find it
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I just stumbled upon some webms and images you might be interested in:

Some might remember a post in Julay's /v/ about the promotional site for the back-then new fangled Nintendo DS around late 2004, with its now-taboo slogan Touching is Good, i visited that site daily for weeks due to its interactive nature new to me (and to be fair everything was new because i had my first PC with internet) and the main appeal for me was the atmosphere itself: A man, supposed to be ourselves, chilling around in a set of idyllic places you could "walk" into via clicking boxes in the form of the DS logo.
The site was flash/java and when i went to visit it for this post i saw in terror that i couldn't even access its main window on the Internet Wayback Machine (http://www.nintendods.com/index.jsp), something i could one year ago. Back then the site was limited too, many of the interactive screens, used merely present technical specs or features about the machine in different environments, were locked but one could still see the "starting" point of them.
The other major point was the music, featuring a theme song that had thematic variations in a couple of the different places; soothing in my opinion, which made the whole experience ethereal although it may be my utter nostalgia. I posted the extended version tune and some nice anon, prophetically, made a webm for me with the extracted original audio and starting screens of each thematic place so at least i can show that as half proof (God bless that anon).

What i wanted to note is the particular style that is, in my opinion, the tail end of the Y2K trends which was the interactive flash sites with "calming" themes, some might also remember those looping flash scenes of an archaically animated fountain/river and the water flowing sounds behind. Old folk back in the day melted graphic cards just by running those non-stop sometimes lol.
In this example we can see the vast blue skies with the blue mountains and vibrant green foliage, an overplayed mood that might have reached its peak with the famous Bliss image (that i will discuss later), ever present everywhere but also influenced many more. Overall the images and composites of the promo were in its contemporary trendy japanese style with saturated colors, wide angle views and "that" digital look we here are used to, along with the now-niche colour night photography of citiscapes.
And accompanying these flashes were also the "cutout" collages many newbie graphic designers did and which were also a finishing trend previous to Web 2.0. To recap that style, one of the Photoshop filters with vast use was one that "flattened" or oversimplified the color/tone counts of an image, and in this simple form some would cut parts of it and paste them over parts of other images thus creating hybrid sceneries, usually landscapes.
Rockstar Games, now known for not such good things for our standards, back then was a major player due to a quick succession of successful games and their website was very visited despite all being promotional stuff because they did have tons of extras in there, other than the flash interactive sites for new games (also fucking dead) like Midnight Club 3, they also had free downloads like games, music, screensavers and in this case wallpapers, in the cutout style of course. Here you can see in these images the style we mentioned: Vast blue skies with/or background mountains along with framing vegetation in vibrant greens.

I had the blue sky background here for at least 4 or 5 years (2005-2010) and it wasn't until recently when i was peeking some test shots from a new lens that an image there felt extremely similar for some reason, heart pumping out of chest feelings, and i realized i had recognized an exact tree in the same exact position, then it clicked that the tree line was the same and then that a snowy mountain out back was familiar too. 15 years later i still don't know where it is but at least i have a pic showing the real deal, hot curves included.
Sorry for blogposting again but it might be an interesting nitbit for some, the nostalgia here is strong so couldn't really contain myself again.
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>>1473
>Touching is Good
I still can't believe that was a thing lol. Touch screens are cancer though, give me good old buttons anytime.
>soothing in my opinion, which made the whole experience ethereal although it may be my utter nostalgia.
That does sound soothing, and fitting for a website too. I'm usually not a fan of websites playing music, but when the music is calm and relaxing it works, and sometimes even entices me to stay on the website longer.
>"cutout" collages
That was a very distinct 2000s style actually, overused at the time but now I can't help but feel a little nostalgic towards it. Wish I knew what it's called though. Pic related.
>their website was very visited despite all being promotional stuff because they did have tons of extras in there
This reminds me of their page for GTA Vice City; it was made in flash and designed like a 1980s house/apartment, it was so fun to explore the different rooms and see the content in each one. If there's one definition of "comfy website" it's this.
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I'm having trouble pulling up the archive of the Flash Pokemon website from 2004~2006 (or even finding screenshots) but I miss how simple it was to browse even if I don't miss Flash itself. Also, they had the full 2BA Master album available to listen to which was pretty cool. I spent hours just listening to the songs on there. This was at the beginning of companies adopting legal streaming, so it was cool to me that I could listen to something for free without having to pirate it or record it from TV.

Anyone else remember Toonami Jetstream?
>>1473
Something about that visual aesthetic reminds me of this Hiroshi Yoshimura album:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JiHHR9I3XAc
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>>1473
I'm 90% sure the calm atmospheres that designers chose were influenced by Bliss in some way. It's a shame Microsoft doesn't care about subtle details anymore. The Win 9x - XP startup sounds were beautiful, and Bliss was icing on the cake for XP. Ever since 7 I've had to add my own background because the defaults are just generic and boring.
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>>1628
>influenced by Bliss
Sure, many did of course and i think that was the second/last wave but O'Rear's Bliss was bought around 2000 for use in XP, a few years already into the direction of the calm atmosphere thingy.
For example Windows 98 already used the vast blue sky in its imagery, works from early 90s featured the same deal when presenting things, kinda replacing the flashy colors with geometric figures with deep blue and fluffy white clouds. Some of the "Executive" tech style aesthetic seen in this era from software products are from this era too, which i suppose IBM/Microsoft used well.
My theory is that the style overall comes mainly from the new age wave of the late 80's/early 90's that the generation before the boomers tended to love, Windham Hill Records famous for its impulse of new age music used extensive landscape photography in their covers, heavily inspired by the 70's film color advances but more focused on the 80's landscape works, mainly by Galen Rowell which is the modern father of said photo genre.

By New Age i mean the guys back then who were into "spiritual" stuff, the kind of people who bought crystals, read buddhism and alien stuff with a lean on the pleiadians, ate yogurt tofu sushi, used light clothing with pastel colors, practiced feng shui and yoga, trends that nowadays sound "normal" but in the early 00's it was still considered quite fringe.

What Bliss probably did was usher the same imagery but a bit more playful, more saturated colors, a bit more abstract at times due to the light hitting the hill which translates in more adventurous angles or color casts, like deutsch angles and cold tones in otherwise warm light. The Green and Blue certainly was XP's theme, any wallpaper with those colors was going to fit in, the more edgy ones picked black and silver and then chose a Slipknot wallpaper or some other thing lol. In the American case it's "easy" to decipher why but how the japanese fit here is the thing i still don't quite get because it was a thing with them too, the Dreamcast browser had a similar theme which we can attribute to Win98 i guess.

And to think O'Rear practically found a lucky shot is sad to think about, such a beautiful scenery was actually rare to see because the location is used extensively as a vineyard and he just stumbled upon it while they were doing a crop refit, so only every once in a couple decades the place is like that without vines or the grids in them, and to top there was a rain a day prior i think so the grass was extra green, sky was deep as hell due to the lens polarizer so even the sun angle was a coincidence. I mean he's accomplished for having recognized and taken the shot, that's for sure, he was driving fast as hell as the story says.
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>>1631
Even Windows 95 had a similar splash screen.
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Hey guys, I made a music page on my web site and I thought it looks pretty cool. I modeled it after a CD I have.

https://floppys-lounge.neocities.org/pages/media/music/

What do you think? I think it looks pretty neat

>>1428
Yeah for me I'm thinking I'll stick with TDK D tapes mostly although I do plan to buy some new production tapes to support the business at some point.

>>1631
Bliss also has a greater saturation because it was taken on Fuji Velvia slide film. (In medium format as well).
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>>1642
I really like the background you used. It's funny that you mention Soulseek, since I recently started using that now that public torrents seem to be drying up for a lot of things. I've come to prefer it to torrents for music, since downloading directly from one person seems to be more reliable than trying to download a torrent and hoping there are enough seeders for it to actually download. I was in the habit of ripping playlists off YouTube, and this works so much better.

I'm currently looking for something similar for movies and TV shows. Supposedly Kodi can be used that way, but I don't know much of anything about it yet.
>Bliss also has a greater saturation because it was taken on Fuji Velvia slide film. (In medium format as well).
I experimented with slide film once, but it didn't turn out. I guess that's the chance you take buying expired film.
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>>1678
>I really like the background you used.
 
Tiled water background I found somewhere, I forget exactly where, but searching for tiled backgrounds on duckduckgo is how I found the site. I did edit it because it was more of a teal color before and I wanted it to be more blue.

I've been using Soulseek for a while. It's great. I love it when someone downloads from me as well. 

>I'm currently looking for something similar for movies and TV shows

Check Soulseek anyway. I've gotten shows from there. I once got a movie I could not find anywhere else, and I also got a book I couldn't find anywhere else online, too. I share music, music videos, TV shows, movies, and books.

>I experimented with slide film once, but it didn't turn out. I guess that's the chance you take buying expired film.

Slide film has a very narrow exposure latitude, whereas negative film has a relatively wide one. You can under or overexpose negative film a lot and it'll be fine. For expired negative film generally you might overexpose it one stop per decade it's been expired, but slide film with its narrow exposure window means you have to get the exposure pretty much dead on and if it's expired it's going to make that job a lot harder. And I would think that slide film degrades faster as well, but I'm not too sure.
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>>1710
>Check Soulseek anyway. I've gotten shows from there. I once got a movie I could not find anywhere else, and I also got a book I couldn't find anywhere else online, too. I share music, music videos, TV shows, movies, and books.
I read something about it being inefficient and taking up downloading slots from people downloading music.

Maybe I should just try it anyway. I downloaded some fairly niche shows I could put up that seem like they'd be getting harder to find. I haven't even watched them yet, but maybe someone will appreciate them.
>Slide film has a very narrow exposure latitude, whereas negative film has a relatively wide one. You can under or overexpose negative film a lot and it'll be fine. For expired negative film generally you might overexpose it one stop per decade it's been expired, but slide film with its narrow exposure window means you have to get the exposure pretty much dead on and if it's expired it's going to make that job a lot harder. And I would think that slide film degrades faster as well, but I'm not too sure.
There was absolutely no image on the developed film itself. I'm out of the photography game, but if I ever get back into it I'd like to give slide film another try. I've always been a dilettante, so who knows how it would turn out.
I stumbled upon this website (has pornographic material)
https://www.phun.org/
The copyright at the bottom says 2004 for which the website looks period correct. It feels odd landing on a website like that nowadays, it works fine without javascript and looks like it was designed to be viewed on a computer screen. The colour scheme also reminds me of the time, a lot of websites had non-white or black backgrounds and just seemed more interesting.
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>>2268
Love it. Those oldskool, hobbyist-driven, pre-"everything is now a wordpress blog" CMS sites were always my favorite. I posted >>1281 and >>1286 earlier up the thread, and god do I miss the "3-column layout, awesome graphic design, news/updates in the middle, links on the sides, dedicated forum, and obligatory weekly poll" era. Even though they all had basically the same layout and features, they were so easy to navigate, had so much individual charm, and nearly all had thriving communities behind them. I'll never understand why people gave up on that entire format for what they did.
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>>2268
The content doesn't really interest me, but I really like the fact that I site like this is still being updated.
>>2269
Definitely. At some point simple, intuitive website design became considered passe.
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>>2280
>The content doesn't really interest me, but I really like the fact that I site like this is still being updated.
At first I debated whether to post it or not, but decided to for that reason. There's already an over saturation of that content, but figured some would appreciate the design/layout. Ironically, I found the website through an image search not looking for adult content. The webmaster also posts memes on there, lol.
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>>2644
God I almost forgot how abysmally slow the connection speeds were back in the day... Really don't miss it.
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>>2646
between all the JS bloat we have today it's really no different.
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>>2287
http://stepsmut.com/about/
Not as old school, but how many porn sites have an about section?
>>2692
Nah, it's really a world of difference. I still remember my modem overheating and having to wait for it to cool down.
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>>2707
well, you just had a shit setup then, would also the same thing today if you had a shit one.
>>2707
I never had an overheating problem with a modem, that doesn't sound normal.

The JS bloat is actually a good comparison if using a slow machine at the present time, but the limiting factor is processing power, not communication bandwidth. Most websites were built with consideration for modem speeds, so they usually did not take forever to load, but media like "hi-res" (for that era) pictures would take a while to download. Game files and video clips also took a while, may people used special downloader programs for resuming a download if it was interrupted. Downloading large files overnight was common, tying up a phone line at those hours wasn't noticeable.
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Anyone heard of Protoweb? It's essentially a recreation of the 90s internet with the slow as fuck speed and old google and yahoo search engines you can use. Unlike the wayback machine it actually restores old websites with all their functions, it's really fucking cool. I wish it would take off so I could finally escape this modern nightmare.
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>>3252
It certainly has a novelty factor, old website recreations are always interesting for sure. There's no way this will really take off with that HTTP proxy requirement, basically a walled garden situation but /retro/, people with vintage machines will probably enjoy it though.
>>3252
This seems kind of fun, thanks
>>3252
not sure if it's the same thing, but there's a separate program made in Python that acts as a proxy for old webpages hosted on the Wayback machine. You simply run the Python server on one device, set your retro device to use the Python host machine as a proxy, and then you can browse through IE or Netscape and load archived pages of the old web. I forget the name but Tech Tangents did a video on it in his website destruction video.
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Just in case this hasn't been posted here already.
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An imageboard launched at the start of the month trying to emulate the old 2000s style. Most posters have embraced it in good spirit.
https://neocafe.org/
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also have a 90s discordian page
some people have seen /eris/ around but discordianism was big in 90s hacker culture, along with dobbs. thats how efnet (eris-free network) got its name
>>3976
Looks nice but the global rules seem a little restrictive with no NSFW content allowed. Also what's with the tranny mascot thread on /b/?
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For me it was the mid 90's, before broadband. In fact my ISP didn't even have SLIP or PPP accounts, it was just POTS modem dialup to their number and get dumped into a terminal server from which you telnet (login) into your *nix shell account (SunOS 4 in this case). The server my shell lived on had hundreds of other user accounts, and usually there were dozens of people logged in. If you typed "w" in the shell, you'd see a big list of users and what programs they were running in their account. If I knew any  of them, I'd sometimes try to chat via the "write" or "talk" commands. Anyway you could often see people playing local *nix games (rogue or whatnot), running a MUD client, telnet-ing to another remote server, using FTP client, running ircII, reading/sending mail or Usenet with Pine or some other client. And yes, sometimes even browsing gopher or web with Lynx! (because that was basically the only way to do it)
Today that kind of experience is no longer possible, with few exceptions like sdf.org. But even that won't replicate it exactly, unless you have an old computer with CRT, dialup modem, etc. And of course the Internet has changed a lot since then. Most web sites loaded fine in Lynx those days. And the web wasn't even very big to begin with, there were probably just as many or more telnet, gopher and FTP sites, if not more!
Another nice thing is there was a large variety of different hardware and operating systems. Not just on the server end (where now everything basically runs Linux on x86), but you could pretty much use any old computer to get on the Internet, so long as it had a modem. Here's a bit of an extreme example:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3WPMq80wYFY
That's an 8-bit computer with 4 MHz Z-80 CPU, 64K RAM, and a 300 baud modem. The modem is really the only bad part, the rest is more than sufficient, especially since the Amstrad has an 80-column screen mode (others like C64 were stuck with 40-column text, and VIC-20 has even less). But I've used a 12 MHz 80286 PC with 2400 baud modem, and that was plenty fast enough for text Internet.
>>3978
a person made art
simple as
>>29
>I also miss the days when you could be genuinely angry and hate something on the internet without blind shills defending it
When? Blind shills was always a thing.
>>914
>Adult Swim flash games
Does anyone have a working swf file of Inuyasha Demon Tournament? I have it downloaded but for some reason it freezes up after a few seconds. I've tried this file on multiple computers with SA Flash Players.
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>>3991
Did you try Flashpoint? They probably have it.
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>>3992
It's there but I'm still having the same problems with it not working. I also have the same issues with Ruffle as I do with the stand alone player.
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>>3995
There are still some SWF files that cannot be played with Ruffle. It's really frustrating I know...
>>3991
have you tried it with the bog standard Adobe Flash Player 32 stand alone?
Yes, I have. It'll freeze after I start the game and just not work. I haven't had any luck with it. I've tried on and off for a number of years now to get it to work. I've downloaded versions I've found archived in multiple places as well including swfchan.
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>>4002
So tried it myself and it seems that unfortunately its the game itself that doesn't work. In happier news I found a bunch of those old Joe cartoon gerbil things which are still funny even twenty years later
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>>4003
I remember getting on Joe Cartoon and seeing these when they were brand new back when I was in middle school. Do you also remember Killfrog?
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>>4004
Vaguely. I was like 5 or 6 in the early 2000s when I found this stuff, my dad used to show me the shorts and flash games as a kid.
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I loved reading sprite comics, those were my favorite. Introduced me to a lot of gaming series that I wasn't familiar with. The sprite comic 'scene' for the most part died around 2014, but there are still some autists in the corner of the interwebz still creating them.
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>>4006
Haven't thought about those in years, I remember checking SmackJeeves, looking at sheets on MFZ. They were everywhere for a time, people who couldn't draw making these several hundred page stories with sprites ripped (plz give credit!!!) from who knows where.
>I got the Torando
He sure did.
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>>4006
8-Bit Theater remains the best/only good sprite comic. I doubt it would hold up very well but for my overly textual, video game-addicted teenage brain it was a great laugh.

One issue with sprite comics was that they were almost exclusively the domain of people who couldn't draw and could barely write - generally people with no creative drive. And because they were married to a particular video game's art style it was almost guaranteed to be fanfiction rather than a quality original work (discounting the rare possibility of quality fanfiction, and the significantly more common possibility of bad original work).

One tell about these comics was when the creator did something that was too complex for the sprites and had to make his own drawings, which were usually not more than colored blobs. It was a neat little peek behind the curtain, and I wonder how many creators decided they wanted to learn how to draw properly rather than mash rectangles together in MS Paint.
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>>4007
>SmackJeeves
Why did they shut down? Also, is there an archive of the comics somewhere?
>One issue with sprite comics was that they were almost exclusively the domain of people who couldn't draw and could barely write - generally people with no creative drive
I agree, usually I only read the comedic parody ones because the 'sooper srs' ones never amounted to anything good for the most part.
>learn how to draw properly rather than mash rectangles together in MS Paint.
You know, my attempt at making sprite comics in the past actually helped introduced me to GIMP, which in turn led me to Linux and FOSS, so even though I never learned to draw that well, I appreciate the route it has taken me to.
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>>4012
>>4009
Later half was meant for this post, sorry for not quoting
>>4012
Man, I couldn't be more grateful for GIMP. So many fun memories of making pixel art wallpapers and simple GIFs when I was young, which later evolved into full on graphic design as I got older and more used to the program. I never made the transition to Photoshop even after I learned how to pirate it just didn't click for me, plus I couldn't easily send it to people since it wasn't free.
I introduced the editor of our school magazine to GIMP and had it installed on a bunch of PCs, which only had MS Office at the time, and helped make graphics for the magazine much cleaner and more expressive. Years later, GIMP --as well as other FOSS tools like Audacity-- got adopted by some schools and universities, and I couldn't be happier.
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>>4012
>Why did they shut down?
Looks like they were recommending people to use Pocket Comics so maybe a merger type situation? https://web.archive.org/web/20201228145820/https://www.smackjeeves.com/notice/36
>Also, is there an archive of the comics somewhere?
There's a large collection on IA, don't know how complete it is: https://archive.org/details/smackjeeves-web-comics
>>4014
>Man, I couldn't be more grateful for GIMP.
I know right? It must be the program I've used the most over the years.
>I never made the transition to Photoshop even after I learned how to pirate it just didn't click for me
Photoshop never felt right to me either. People like to complain about UI whenever Gimp is mentioned but so much of what you prefer in terms of UX is influenced by familiarity (perhaps that's why the Adobe suite had really trivial DRM prior to CC?).
>GIMP --as well as other FOSS tools like Audacity-- got adopted by some schools and universities
That's where I first found out about it, I'd only used MS Paint and Paint.net before then.
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Speaking of GIMP, does anyone have a resource to make those cool anime forum signatures. Don't know if they are retro enough, since I didn't really start to see them pop up until 2006-2007, but I really wanted to make one for a little website I'm creating.
>>4014
Yeah, GIMP was truly wonderful. Poorfags like me who didn't know how to get wares without viruses at the time definitely learned a lot of graphic design from it.
>I introduced the editor of our school magazine to GIMP and had it installed on a bunch of PCs, which only had MS Office at the time, and helped make graphics for the magazine much cleaner and more expressive. Years later, GIMP --as well as other FOSS tools like Audacity-- got adopted by some schools and universities, and I couldn't be happier.
Beautiful story anon, doing the good work. Everyone needs to spread the philosophy of free software.
>>4015
Thanks for the links. I definitely wouldn't bother posting on pocketcomics though since it is nothing more than a korean/chinese webtoon site
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>>4016
>cool anime forum signatures
Can you post some examples? If it's what I have in mind then it's probably trivial to make.
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Blue Oyster Cult has a public archive of their first website on their current website, how kind of them.
http://www.blueoystercult.com/main.html
Is there anywhere you can hire someone to design a website in 1.0 fashion, instead of filling it with JS and Node bloat and 30MB JPEGs of hipsters drinking coffee? I'm working on something that is very Y2K and I'd love to have a website refelcting its style, but unfortunately I'm terrible at web design.
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>>4021
Fivver?
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>>4019
I forgot to post it, sorry, here you go.
>>4021
Just use some inspect element on a site that you enjoy and copy it. Or better yet just do some basic HTML and CSS, it's not that hard to learn.
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>>4021
>I'm terrible at web design.
Surely that means you're fully qualified? :^)
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>>4024
lolololol
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>>4023
Not sure if it's what you want but there are ancient tutorials on YT for creating forum signatures in general, you just gotta filter by date.
For example here are some video tutorials published before 2010:
https://yewtu.be/search?q=forum+signature+before%3A2010
Anon has some thoughts about Word 98: http://www.planix.com/~woods/ms-word.sucks.html
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timecube.com (points to a landing page now. Shame.)

Mr. T ate my balls, AYBABTU.

rotten.com had a section for celebrity muckraking pages.  You'd notice they have one for Fred Rogers, but you click it and it's a biography of the man explaining that he never had any muck to rake.

BBSes like TOTSE and Frostcloud.

WinMX, a Napster-style filesharing program.  Had a set of chatrooms full of weirdos.  One guy talked about electrocuting his nuts by hooking them up to a radio station, because he had some kind of romantic fixation on it.  The building or... I don't even know.
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Anyone here neocities pilled?

my site: erikhoudini.com
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>>4069
I thought about making one before but don't know what I'd post.
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Holyshit this site is a fucking legend, and it's still alive. I remember how simple the design of this relic site. Back then I was still running on 56k modem. I used to download bunch of anime music from gendou. What's funny about it that I can still remember the password of my gendou account.
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