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>What kind of Obi-Wan Kenobi will we meet in Obi-Wan Kenobi? Says star Ewan McGregor: "We find Obi-Wan at the beginning of our story rather broken, and faithless, and beaten, somewhat given up." >Kenobi is getting the TLJ treatment.
>As the force-sensitive Inquisitor Reva, Moses Ingram will prove a formidable new foe as she seeks out Jedi-in-hiding for the Empire. Director Deborah Chow and writer Joby Harold describe the character as ruthlessly ambitious. >AYO!
>McGregor's Obi-Wan Kenobi is a Master Jedi and a master of decluttering, as evidenced by his sparse dwelling on Tatooine, where he has set up shop to watch over a young Luke Skywalker.
>"They share a common dark-side goal," Ingram says about the villainous trio of Reva, the Grand Inquisitor, and Darth Vader. "They're on the same team." As for what stands out most to Ingram about her big bad: "It's all heart."
>We all know how Obi-Wan feels about flying. This Jedi prefers to travel by more primitive means (like this eopie) whenever possible. Flying is for droids, it doesn't mean he doesn't like using spaceships/speeders you fucking niggers
>Joel Edgerton is back as Uncle Owen… and we don't necessarily like his odds in a face-off with 
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>>6230
The last toy they wanted to crowdfund was the rancor and they fucked up the tiers, they wanted to push fucking bones as a tier, so the bad goys pulled their shekels from the crowdfund.
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Do you like the tri-wing, anons? To tell you the truth it looks like a Star Citizen png ship.
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>>6236
The design isn't bad for a generic sci-fi ship, but it's way to sleek for a SW ship. And why is it called the tri-wing? Do they not know tri means three? I was expecting them to be lazy and unoriginal and have it to open up like a X-wing and just be three wings on each side but they didn't even do that much. I think they just named it that because they thought it sounded cool.
>muh iconic
Nigger, it's been in one fucking SW show that no one likes. I get that yidsney is going to do it's damnedest to shove it down people's throats, but just because you keep saying it's iconic doesn't mean it is.
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New Star Wars: Padawan Prequel Novel Implies Obi-Wan Kenobi Is zeltrosexual
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>>6245
Just like my gay slash fics

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Welcome to the Sep Canon writefaggotry thread, here is where writers can go to contribute to the continuation to the old Expanded Universe. You can write, share, and check continuity in this thread.

>What is Separatist Canon?
Separatist Canon is an attempt by anons of this board to continue the Expanded Universe that was unfortunately (or fortunately depending on your point of view) aborted by ((( Disney ))). As the torch has been handed to us as fans, we must abide by the the rules that the likes of Zahn, Luceno, Stover, and Reeves used to keep Star Wars alive during it's lull between the OT and PT. Thus we must establish ground rules so that we can hold ourselves to our predecessor's standards of quality.

>Rule 1 - Don't contradict G-canon.
The Saga is the base of this entire enterprise, and it is ultimately at the heart of everything we do.

>Rule 2 - Work together to connect our stories together and keep our facts straight.
The main strength of the Expanded Universe was its inter-connectivity and the collaboration behind many of it's writers to not just write stories but expand on the vision of a galaxy far, far away that George Lucas envisioned for us on the silver screen. Obscure references, loose ends, and the occasional retcon make our stories better and close to what was published before the Dark Times.

>Rul
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>>3864
>Ah the Sun Guard, one of my favorit "mercenary" militia faction in all of SW, sad that there isnt a lot of stuff for them.
The Sun Guard and Jensaari deserved more love tbh
>>3862
I'd love to hear about them. No sense in making something if you don't share it, right?
Just a tidbit.
The Zann Consortium advances their research with Ysalimary and develops a form of special forces. Each trooper is equipped with a fully enclosed set of body armor, armored nutrient harness with accompanying ysalimari and a personal stealth field generator. En masse these troops create a large force neutral zone and are a dangerous threat to any force sensitive individual and many other opposing forces.
They are also equipped with personal shields instead of stealth and assigned to heavily populated areas such as spaceports in order to prevent subversive assets such as Jedi from infiltrating their areas of operation.
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>>3989
FOC got Ysalmiri wrong. They looked like Kath hounds ripped straight from Kotor instead of being the hound sized salamanders they really were in canon.

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91% YOY, from $5.4 billion to $460 million
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>>6068
>because guys like Mozart and Michelangelo were patronized by the nobility and clergy, who demanded a high standard.
You can't demand a high standard; you can't actually enforce standards of quality on an artist in the sense that you'll get something meeting that standard. The same reason you don't pay someone to make you a non-ornate table and then risk getting a pile of splinters, but you do risk getting a pile of splinters if you commission a table without being involved in it's design applies in almost every case of artistic innovation or genius; there is no second (or third) party to comment on the functionality of the design before it's completed because it's breaking new ground nor are there fungible tables to serve as replacements or to buy outright. I guess the equivalent of buying a pre-existing table would be the church continuing to use the same hymns as it had for hundreds of years for many cases.
>SJW media, on the other hand, can fuck around and churn out trash while still being funded. The difference is in discipline, I think.
But the SJW media can easily be serving the purpose for which it is being funded. There's both agenda driven trash (trash to outsiders, I guess) and incidental trash. I agree with your analysis of moldbug's point:
>The meaning I took is that proper patronage enforces high standa
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>>6069
You make good points. I guess the "zombie economy" is really an issue of the wrong creators/producers being patronized?
Anyway, I'm reading the introductory texts on there, and I'm seeing a solid analysis of neo-colonialism and the fictions we live under.
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>>6068
First, it's not a true charity either, since the patron does receive value from it: a status boost.
Second, it's still a patronage relationship, so the principle applies.
Let's conduct a little mental experiment: Michelangelo starts consuming funny shrooms recently imported by sea, and abruptly switches his genre to crustacean porn (look up "lobsta girl" sometimes, with brain bleach within easy reach, of course).
Since it's not early XXI century USA at all, this gonna cause trouble. Including loss of face for the Patron of Arts, through no fault of his.
If the patron noticed this before too late, what we could expect in this situation? Assuming we have a good idea of the era (via books like The Machiavellians by James Burnham or History of Florence by Niccolo Machiavelli himself).
Most likely, the patron's men would gently abduct Michelangelo and quietly move him to some village far from foreign hallucinogenic substances and painting supplies for a while. The unfinished "innovative" work would accidentally catch fire, fortunately put out before anything else is damaged.
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>>6156
If Isaac Baruch is anything to base things on, I suspect patron and artist would more likely be sharing drugs than anything.
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LYNCH THE MOUSE

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This is the designated shitting thread for the amazing Disney experience of the brand new Hotel Galactic Starcruiser ride voyage!
For the low low price of $6000~ish, you will be able to board the Halcyon a beautiful spaceship that is older, has seen more combat and is much much important that THE Millennium Falcon!
Its been involved with the High Jedi era, clone wars era and even hosted Han and Lea wedding after they blew up the second death star!
Now sit back and enjoy the ride.
This whole thing is a trainwreck, but damn I wish I could get my hands on that Halcyon model.
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>>5941
well yes, the merchants at Disney are trying to rip off their fans harder than ever.
I could see this being $400, that would be reasonable. paying 20x that amount is insane.
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'Windowless bunker': First reviews of Disney's $5,000 'Star Wars' hotel are in
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>Ahead of its grand opening, the first reviews for Disney’s eye-wateringly expensive “Star Wars” hotel are beginning to roll in.
>the biggest complaint is that rooms are small and cramped. Standard rooms have a queen bed, bunk beds and an additional pullout sleep space, which means it is theoretically able to sleep five adults. But most reviews agreed it would feel tight with even three people, especially considering the bathroom only has a single sink. And unlike other luxury hotels, there are no typical amenities like a pool or spa.
Looks like the muunikes in disney didn't pay the bloggers enough credits.

Disney’s new ‘Star Wars’ hotel includes a ‘tricked out’ suite that costs up to $20K
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>A stay at the hotel does not include alcohol, which runs around $13 for beer, $11 and up for wine and $23 for specialty drinks, or any fun “Star Wars” themed-extras, the report said. For instance, it costs $99 minimum to hire a photographer for a portrait or if you want to sit at the head of the captain’s table in the Sta
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>According to Disneyland News, the company is looking to understand why their first fully immersive hotel experience was so bad that no one wanted to book a stay.
>Essentially, they're paying even more money to try and find out why their Star Wars hotel was, seemingly a flop.
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>>6153
>Take an idea that didn't was founded for the park and make it into the most expensive hotel ever
>Don't make a study if people are going to spends huge stacks of shekels on it
>Its from the sequel trilogy
>It fails
Are the muuns getting retarded?

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Oh, shit.. is dat AHSOKA TANO??!
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>>6095
>>6131
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>>6132
>Ahsoka was amazing since she was a little girl
>all those seal's claps
Disgusting.
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A Dooku anthology seems appropiate knowing how utterly underdeveloped he is, but Ahsoka? She was essentially the protagonist of TCW already and is getting her very own series. Literally anyone else would have been better.
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>>6149
But Dooku wasn't a strong independent woman who don't need no man. Have ((( they ))) made Ahsoka a dyke yet?
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>>6150
I don't know about disney books/comics, but in the cartoons she is just a lonely hermit, that need a good dicking. And she is implyed dead at the end of the disney trilogy.

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Sheev did nothing wrong.
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>>6099
Given that the alternative was incompetant to the point it was easily overthrown by the destruction of three planets nearby each other despite having decades to rebuild, yeah Sheev did nothing wrong.
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>Sheev
Nope, that's Disney crap
>Frank Augustus Cos Dantius Dashit Cosinga Palpatine 
Now... that's better, that's the good stuff
>did nothing wrong
But he did, his Endor trap was utterly retarded, guess 20 years snorting dark side stuff without nobody telling him to slow down fucked up his mind. At least during the Republic days he had to control the intake...
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>>6102
It didn't matter if the trap worked or not, he only wanted Luke.
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>>6105
>not whisked Luke away to Coruscant immediately, lock him in the Imperial Palace and then took all his sweet time to convert him
>had to put some stupid show with the DS superlaser instead of using the full firepower of the imperial fleet stationed there together with the DS
>even the junior navy officers facepalmed when ordered not to attack 
>his "entire legion of best troops" fell to some really stupid "disguise" deception and teddy bear tier tactics 
>they had to handwave the imperial fleet losing after DS destruction to some battle meditation BS even when they still had tactical superiority 
Nope. Palpatine got stupid and lazy after 20 years as emperor. Plagueis had to actually got drunk to be murdered, Palpatine got high on his own dark side farts or whatever
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>>6113
The whole show of the DSII and his friends being in danger was necesary to convert him to the dark side.
If he was successfull, the DSII destruction and everyone else dying would mean nothing, since having a new apprentince was more important.

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What is this? The fourth of these threads I've made?
Here's for hoping it'll be one of the last, eh anons?
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>>4399
Auuugh starting to see the sith connection to aztecs as I remember naga sadows yavin temples.
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>>4399
>>4400
Thanks boss man no suit no tie, more to come
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>>4397
Yooo, you alive or what?
One more.

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Hey pals, I'm back. The click's ticking for me and my chances to write are measured in months, so I'm gonna be delivering the shit I promised for once.
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Next up is actually a cultural/species specific metal, dubbed Quadranium by Republic researchers the gold-brass-bronze (depends on the processing, tempered Quadranium is known to be more yellowy than your average orange-bronze ingot) a marvel of Zabrak metallurgy that they're awfully fucking proud of, Quadranium is cool.
One of the most robust and capable alloys in the galaxy, Quadranium (quad because of the 4 elements Zabrak metallurgists use to create it) can be used for everything from construction to blasters to blades and excel in each. The zabrak have been making armor and buildings out of this shit for centuries and for good reason, it's not just tough but supposedly pretty straightforward to make, evidenced by the fact that the Zabrak's Outer Rim colonies have this metal out the fucking ass.
Problem is that the Zabrak aren't exactly about to part with their metallurgy guild's trade secrets without a fight, and while Republic researchers have managed to get their grubby hands on some of it they're still not sure if 
A: how to fucking replicate it
B: if replicating it is worth it, from what they can tell a LOT of work goes into a single kilogram of this stuff. It's a fucking wonder how the Zabrak have managed to create so much of it and why they've stuck to using it.
Like I said earlier quadranium's color tends to shift towards the yellow end the more you heat treat it. Final stage annealed quadranium can be used for just about anything and is most valuable as armor and
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>inb4 you already posted that agrinium image how'd you do it again?!
doth not protest, bitch nigga

Agrinium is an aluminum-based alloy with notTungsten and is really good at energy absorption.
Originally used for ye olde Solar Sail-era spacecrafts to make their sails more radiation resistant (same story for deep-space repair droids plated in the stuff) the agrinium market's taken a huge hit as energy shielding has stolen it's spot in starship design, it turns out that having a power-hungry battery-devouring box project a space autism circle around you is much cheaper than plating your entire ship bow to stern in agrinium, who'da fucking thunk.

Agrinium's found itself a niche in the blaster market though, as the black gorilla niggers at BlasTech realized it's energy absorption capabilities make it ideal for solving the scourge of the overheating blaster barrel without having to improve any other system whatsoever.

Next up is Alusteel, which actually is cool because it's a very recent (barely created before the Mandalorian Wars) material that came about as a result of the Durasteel project, essentially being a much more expensive but infinitely more capable and resilient version of durasteel.
New Game+ durasteel (Alusteel) is just durasteel that's been processed a little differently and has a few more elements crammed into it. Essentially you can take the best grades of durasteel, make it a little bit denser, and make every single property a
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>>3699
Now you might be thinking, "why is this dumb nigger talking about steel who the fuck care-" I mean, "why hasn't this dumb nigger brought up durasteel yet is it on purpose oh God I can't wait to read what he has to say about metal some more wooo!" 
And yes it is on purpose.
Picture this, the Republic's metal industry is a fucking mess.
There's millions of morons making construction-grade metal and weapons grade steel out the ass, any shred of supervision by a senate appointed body (like a metallurgy guild or a space EPA) has been whittled away by carefully worded and carefully paid for bills by carefully bribed senators and even chancellors suffering chronic reelection pains.
This effects everything, as shipmakers are forced to either play Tionese Roulette and test every steel on the market (a task their great grandchildren MIGHT finish) before settling on a reliable grade from a reliable mill (Who could go tits up at any moment and get bought out by a Neimoidian corporation and begin making cast metal parts, I fucking hate cast metal) OR do the big brain move and make your own materials, of course you can do that until you yourself go bankrupt because the scheming Dresselian merchants who sold you vanadium at great bargain began slipping carvanium in the shipments and your products suddenly become so fucking brittle that somebody dies when they fire up the Allah-fearing engine unit suicide bomb you unwittingly made for them.
Now I'm going off the deep end here but you get the idea, a fucked up and unreliable steel sector fucks over everybody else, from construction to vehicles to weapons.
If you want a real world example look at China, who's fucked up industries create metal hammers that bend backwards when swung, steel bolts that twist and sag when sneezed on, and cell tower booms that fracture and collapse when you attach a twenty pound radio to and depopulate the rusty playground below it.

A ferrous alloy called Bondite was the most prolific of these metals, a senate-backed charter for metal factories across the Republic to create the frames for everything from i-beams to blaster nozzles led to such a fuckup that over a dozen worlds threatened secession after the new water tower collapsed and flooded three boroughs or the nuclear water boiler's water line broke and contaminated an entire megacity's water supply and now the new generation of nikto ghetto trash are growing extra limbs.
A party celebrating the efforts of an entire sector's worth of worlds gets crashed (literally) as the newly commissioned space yacht's dampeners fail along with the engine deck's bondite bulkheads, ripping the entire ship in half when the hyperdrive was engaged.
Xaart, a roofer from the world of Dagary Minor swung his hammer into a bondite nail and compacted said nail into a ball of metal and compacted the back of his hand into a ball of bruised organic fleshbag appendage. Luckily the hammer he was using was also made out of bondite, and it's head flattened upon touching his hand.
You get the idea. Bondite sucks, an unregulated metal industry sucks, and relying on it for a moment is going to lead to you chewing on concrete like a duracrete slug and wishing you were a mindless mollusk instead of a sapient being standing on top of some groaning bondite i-beam three hundred meters off the ground.

Enter Chancellor Tol Cressa of Eriadu and his Durasteel project. Huge reforms in the Republic steel sector aside, the Durasteel Project was a big brain nigga plan to create a simple, affordable, and universal steel that could be produced anywhere in the galaxy and still be used for just about anything (while being carefully regulated by Republic officials and inspectors) was a bold move.
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For a homie. Real nigga hours are coming back in force, you can take that to the bank and take out a loan on that capital
Up it goes

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>Waaah, Yidsney is abandoning the sequels, they totally care about the lore and the fans. Trust me.
Cringe.
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>>5947
>but part of me want to believe the lies I guess.
The whole "KK is losing the civil war and Felony and Favreau are going to save star wars"?
Even if that was true, the stuff that FF had done for star wars is mediocre at best or down right retarded.
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>>5948
none of it matters, it's all completely pozzed. whether one strain of HIV triumphs over another is a moot point.
Are any of these star whores-focused youtubers, regardless of which side they're on, even worth shit?
It appears to me you either have blatant shills on either side or you have long winded cunts who think they're hot shit at writing because they liked certain capeshit movies a bit too much and think padding their videos with near hours of nitpicking(literal nitpicking, not just "they don't like it so their complaints are nitpicking!") the already known to be shit sequels makes them intellectuals.
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>>5947
go back to reddit and kill yourself faggot
>>5955
>youtubers
>worth shit
go back

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I was playing Jedi Academy and noticed the booze collection behind the bar in the Rancor level is clearly a real photograph of bottles that has been mirrored. Any idea what this one says? I'm curious what drink canonically exists in the EU.

Any good single player mods for Jedi Academy? Core gameplay is awesome, but I've played the same 20-something levels dozens of times now.
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>>5959
The playerbase is mostly reddit troons who always have a finger on the ban macro as soon as you start going 5-0 in 1v1s against the admin or one of their faggot clique members.
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>>5970
As someone who plays it on and off. It still fun, but the playerbase has some dedicated players, and a usually chill. but there are a few questionable players who still play every day at the same time only to "troll hard" and do the expected shit talking but will really try to drive a reaction out of anyone. Even if it was mere trolling, the pure dedication to the routine suggests some sort of deeper mental illness. Like years now.
Overall though, pretty chill, depending on the time of day.
One or two clans do have well deserve bad rep of faggotry.
>doesn't complete t3_hevil while killing zero Nogri

What's wrong with you?

>>5959
>mandatory disney shit
>MP only
Nah.
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Never trust a bartender with a bad grammar.
Speedrunners are breaking records, soon enough the world record will be under 20 minutes.

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