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10/03/2024 WE'RE MOVING IN LADS. BUNKER: https://8chan.moe/britfeel/

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Alright lads?

We're pretty laid back but here's some general guidelines:

0) All global rules apply
1) The purpose of the board is general discussion, for Brits (and Brit-sympathisers if they're cool)
2) Topics include NEEThood, dolequesting, wageslavery, nogf, and general feels, good and bad. But there's no "fixed" subject so chat about whatever
3) Don't post anything extreme, ie gore, animal abuse, death, all that shit
4) we're a NSFW board but if you do decide to post nudity or porn then probably better to spoiler it
5) No tripfagging unless it's for a very specific requirement/thread
6) If you create a new thread outside of the "main" general, link it in the General so people see it (this isn't a "rule" per say, but just a good idea)
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Alright you lazy slags? Couldn't make a thread past the bump limit this time eh? Had to wait for a natural decision maker such as myself to come around and make it for you? tsk tsk threadslaves, this is getting a bit sad 

thread question - how did you lads spend your new years?
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Yeah, she was my girlfriend. She said "I love you" one day before saying "I don't love you".
She had a list of reasons for breaking up with me on her phone and many of them are things that I can't change. Some of it was true. Nothing bad, just incompatibility issues.
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Iktf, women have fucked up brains and there's nothing to be done about it. At least now I'm over women as an entity.
Anon. There's nothing wrong with you. Your love is not a disservice. Not at all.

Just do the studying I told you anon. You can have the six figures/feet/inches/muscles like Will Smith and still only have pitiful birthday-only sex begged from your wife who's unfaithful. The point is to grow in mental depth and resilience, not physically in "maxx-chin-height-toupeing". There are ways of doing it. Go out into the world and suffer. Better than studying actually. Or pinch other people's lessons and plagiarise them to establish some groundwork, since functionally I'm still retarded and try to lick the back of my own thigh or self-sabotage too hard without laying some flag stones/applying a little third-party conditioning first.

Studying will help you on pattern spotting some behavior of your own/others as well.
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It just hurts a little.
A few nights before she broke up with me, we were lying in bed and she was writing on my back with her finger and she said "guess what I'm writing" and I asked her what, and she said it says "I love you".
It feels like being hit in the chest with a football every 5 seconds.
Being a 4chan virgin wanking off in my bedroom is a preferable feeling to this.
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She's set a higher base rate for Oxytocin in your Hypothalamous, now it's being deprived since you're out of the relationship and so the come-down is warping reality in the opposite direction to the way the Oxytocin was warping before.

That's all it is. No suicide necessary, no retribution necessary, just a slightly better understanding of all the lights travelling past your eyes...

What I do to manage (not necessarily "treat") Limerence (oxytocin addiction) and obsession with my "Limerent Object" (surrogate/doll used in times of drought to inflate supply) is I repeat the following mantra every day or every other day:

"You know, I really loved her, I cared about her, part of me would like to be with her again but you know what I'm glad we broke up - there were too many problems, I'm better than that relationship it's just not.. it's not for me, we're better off apart."

I do this and I repeat it frankly whether I like it or not, because this woman to me is what pre-empted my religion which canonically speaking provides for the salvation of my very soul. It's that bad, or I am that retarded.

And so I've not had to come up with any of this stuff because other people have done it, gone through it and taught it. The mantra I stole off of Apex was just him paraphrasing what a healthier, more normal properly adjusted man would say and I stole his homework. To try to be this thing with a good mental depth, or a good mental resilience.

Otherwise I'd be like the overt example that is Will Smith: I could maintain a good build and accrue a fuckin lottery money and still not keep a woman who treats me with respect, because mentally you have to get yourself arranged. Women flex mainly on looks but men don't - they flex on things like mental stability. "Maxxing" is mainly just initiation/pick-up game which is fine for a day but my problems behaviorally show up deeply enough by week 3/4 and it stops anything meaningful.

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Alright lads? Is this still the main 4chan alternative?
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Would anyone mind linking the bunker?
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It's linked in the global message up the top lad.

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I made a new thread since we're at bump limit, put the wrong general number though, sorry lads a little bit drunk to be honest :L wayhey 


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Hey guys, /icup/ here with a question on how we're going to handle the next iteration of the Infinity Cup ( https://anon.cafe/icup/ )
We're trying to poll whether certain boards are interested in playing in the cup, or if there's some specific team that you'd like to see play. If you want to, please answer or add your own answer to the poll in https://poal.me/6x3j1u
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Here you go
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Here is the schedule for this weekend's matches.

Fixed link: https://archive.org/download/ICUP7/Raw%20mkv%20files/Day%203%20Part%201.mkv
Starting in one hour. You guys will be fighting for your tournament lives against /egy/ in the fourth match of the day.
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You lost 0-2
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Infinity Cup 7 is now complete! Congratulations to /eris/ who joins the ranks of champions as they defeated /japan/ 3-1 in the Final! Stay tuned for the award winners over at our /icup/ board.
Thank you to every anon who chipped in throughout the Cup, and thank you especially to all the anons who took the time to tune in. We'll see you in the next one!

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General 119 - 8th September 2022
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Where the fuck is the thread maker? It's well past bump limit.
Go on then. Greentext it.
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Not that lad, but I can give you mine from a few years ago.
>on the way back home from Peterborough
>parked in a motorway rest area eating burger king
>white van in the space across the road directly behind me reverses so far out of his own space he hits my car
I had been parked there for at least 10 minutes at that point, I still have no idea what the blind cunt was doing.
>driving home from Asda after buying some supplies
>stop at some traffic lights just before a three lane roundabout
>pretty complicated l roundabout, but I use it daily
>lights turn green
>make my way down the centre lane
>head towards second set of lights
>old man tries to merge into my lane 


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Britfeel General #118 (Apparently)

Conversation starters:
> have you had any good poos lately?
> TimmyUK dinner challenge
> Queens Jubilee celebrations plans
> Nominations for The Britfeel Award for the 'Longest Bennies Recipient'
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So, who will tell you how many bongs it is from now on?
New general

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fuck her
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 This. Rest in piss, pedo shielding old cunt.

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britgirl here. how are you all?
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Lurk Moar.
This thread is now officially known as the GIRL QUARANTINE ZONE.

All lasses shall remain here unless they post one(1) decent picture of their knockers and/or fanny with timestamp, at which point they will be allowed to enter the hallowed "main thread".
But what if they still have a cock? Just post chest?
Ah crap, bumped with a shitpost. That's my bad fellas, just pretend it didn't bump alright?
Internet's never allowed girls, only hoaxes.

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Britfeel General #117

Good morning, Good evening, wherever you may be, across the nation and around the commonwealth. 

How are you doing? What's going on? What you feeling? Any good wanks lately, good shits?  U been wotchin tha footie m8s? 

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Fuck off (respectfully)

new thread
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Fucked that up didnt i
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you buffoon. You absolute dingus.
>tfw no reply to my bennie question
I guess I'm not one of the lads any more after not posting here for a year :(
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Don't remember seeing it, post it again in the new thread which is currently more active than this one had been for a while.

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Thread #116

Wave 2 Edition
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its still weird to hear everyones ages, I know we all grow old and die but I still imagine everyone is roughly 21-23, where did the time go lad?
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This is Laurel Hubbard. She will be the first transgender athlete to compete in the women's olympic division ever. Say something nice about her.
It's mad to think that all that UKIP/election stuff, greenfag, lupus, the party hats, the halfchan meetup, snake and sam, /guildfeel/, the fighting fantasy streams, etc. was all 6 years ago. Over half a decade.

Equally mad that I'm still NEET and sitting in the same spot in the same room as I was back then, even most of the objects around me are the same kek.
Who's got a new phone arriving this morning then? Oh yes, me of course.

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Thread #115

/bunkerfeel/ is over edition.

Anon Cafe is our home now.
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What are some devilishly indulgent vegan foods then? How many of the meat substitutes do you like? I've tried quorn mince, chicken, sausages, and bacon, and found them all very bland. I'm sure they'll bring out more convincing alternatives eventually because it's such a fast-growing industry, but I feel like it's still in the growing phase artificial sweeteners were at 10-15 years ago when they all had synthetic chemicaly tastes.
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I saw that shot policeman was only a few weeks from being able to retire. Like something out of a bad film. Can you imagine being a few weeks from retirement and just being shot dead for asking someone about whether they'd been following toothless local lockdown laws?
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I actually nailed the hydration bit. I've been keeping a 2L Tesco bottle of water on my desk (probably not the safest place for it, considering this is my only PC, and I can't afford a replacement), and I've been drinking from it in between meals. I've never drank this much water before, and it feels pretty nice.

Not him, I tried some of the meat substitute burgers from Iceland a few weeks ago, and they were okay. Very bland meat, is what they taste like. There's a better kind, though, that they used to serve us in later high school when they got them, but I can't find them. They're pretty good nutritionally, and there's no grease for the lot of them anyway.
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娼婦、しょうふ、'shoufu' - prostitute; harlot
Who shot him?

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