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10/03/2024 WE'RE MOVING IN LADS. BUNKER: https://8chan.moe/britfeel/


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Alright you lazy slags? Couldn't make a thread past the bump limit this time eh? Had to wait for a natural decision maker such as myself to come around and make it for you? tsk tsk threadslaves, this is getting a bit sad 

thread question - how did you lads spend your new years?
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>>5999 (OP) 
Also I went to Paris this year, would you lads like to see all the based and trad sculptures I took pics of? Hope everyone's been doing well.
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I think i'm the only poster online today so I'm just going to dump statue pics I took for when you lads get back. cheers.
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>>6002
these first sets aren't actually classical in providence, but came from the art scene in paris around the salon of 1846. Think Monet, Baudelaire and that sort of thing. I'd never really given sculpture from this period a chance before and was struck by the beautiful realism of it. Look at how delicately rendered the nymph is, the almost translucent quality of her marble feet, the softness of her arms, the slight moue she makes as she examines her wound. Contrast that with Oedipus. A mythical king worn with time and age. Look at the sag of his pectorals, the thick veined decreptitude of his hands, how his body portrays old age and great strength at the same time. Moving stuff!
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>>6003
In the first two images, Eros, son of Aphrodite and personification of love, is reviving the ailing Psyche (soul) with a kiss. It's a sweet allegory and one I'd never seen depicted in sculpture before. 
As for the bronze, I wasn't sure at first about the inclusion of the sculptor in the composition, but it turns out it was the artist's son who made it to commemorate his life. i thought it sweet. Look at the despairing rage on the face of the young man about to be vanquished by the triumphant murmillo, it reminds me of Cabanel's fallen angel. Beautiful stuff.
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>>5999 (OP) 
> tsk tsk threadslaves, this is getting a bit sad 
but john, you are the threadslave.
>>5999 (OP) 
>how did you lads spend your new years?
drinking by myself like i do most weekends
>>5999 (OP) 
So, where are you lads going to go to now that the cafe is shutting down?

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>>6002
>>6003
>>6004
Beautiful statues lad.
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On new years I stole a load of cheese from M&S and made an amazing charcuterie board for my family before watching Wall-E. I also had a good selection of meats and other typical things like that.

I actually need to go back to M&S today to get some trousers for a job interview.
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>>6007
I assume we're all heading back to 8chan
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>>6007
8ch.moe/brit/
Main lad made it hidden tho
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>>6011
That's /britfeel/ to you lad.
>>6008
you're wholesome in a scummy way
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>>6008
based, what method did you use? I'm a fan of the simple pick up and walk out method personally, as self checkout scams seem higher risk now that they all have cameras installed in them. 
>>6007
Cheers, mate. Have some more. The statue of Athena I've included is over three metres tall iirc - can you imagine that? I'd never seen a colossal statue so well preserved before. I think we're all going to 8chan.moe/britfeel?
>>6011
britfeel mate, not brit
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>>6014
>can you imagine that?
Impressive, I'm sure.

>I think we're all going to 8chan.moe/britfeel?
I'll be sad to miss you off the webring, then. What about trashchan -- I imagine the Trashmin likes a pint now and then?
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How's your day been lads? I got dumped so I'm going to spend all evening going on a buprenorphine binge and listening to drill music. Big moves. 
>>6015
I've no idea honestly, I think admin is taking us to 8chan.moe but it's quiet atm, hoping posting pics up once anon.cafe fully shuts down.
Quite like the look of trashchan to be honest. I know 8moe is the board with more chance of drawing unwanted attention too, and doesn't really respect the webring.
>>5999 (OP) 
Was ill over new years lad, had the flu, so I stayed in and watched vtubers on twitch.
Dear britfrens, I'm a yank, but I love marmite on buttered crackers.  The problem I have, is that the marmite is too sticky to get off the spoon, onto the cracker, and then spread, without also getting the spoon buttery. I don't want to get butter in my marmite pot.  Do you lads have any tricks?  I've just been using my finger or a second spoon to spread it, but maybe some native experts have a better way.
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>>6020
Use a knife.
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>>6020
Eat twiglets to get the crunchy mouthfeel with a similar taste.
what ever happened to snowboarding games?
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>>6023
They went downhill.
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>>6020

this
>>6021

It's pretty standard to use a butter knife for spreading butter or anything, whether onto a cracker, bread or anything else. Using a spoon for that is not a thing anyone does lad.
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The charges, officer?

https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/uk-world-news/woman-watching-tv-nude-wife-32049905
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>>6024
for fuck sake im mad at myself for laughing at that
>>6026
is that jasper carrot?
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Old internet is dead. I don't even bother anymore but when I do I just end up wasting time on the same old sites which aren't even fun to begin with. I tried to quit and go out instead and for a while I think I became a normalfag and even sorta enjoyed it for a while. But then I got disillusioned with it all and realized that it's not for me, so now I am back here again but everything is dead.

List of dead imageboards.
Wikieat
8chan
alogspace
tvch

And now anon cafe
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>>6029
Imageboards outside of 4chan rarely last more than a few years at best. There's no 8chan-sized alternative at the moment, but there's plenty of imageboards and other forms of website that have cropped up in recent years and receive enough activity to pass the time.

You'll have to deal with most users being 15-25 years old however, which will make you feel fucking ancient if you're in your late 20s/early 30s like the average /britfeel/ user (AKA me).
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>>6030
What the fuck are 15 year olds doing on imageboards these days? I assumed it was just something from our generation. They must actually be bigger losers than we were.
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>>6031
It's around that age that autistic kids evolve into weeaboos, and that age group thinks anything from the 2000s is cool and "retro" (as many of our age group did the 80s). They've grown up watching youtube videos about 4chan, Chris Chan, etc., as well as wanking to Touhou porn since they were 11, which becomes their gateway to posting on imageboards (or signing up to myspace clones, "retro" youtube clones, etc.).
I had some out of date beef in the house so I put it in the toilet cistern at work. It's starting to go off.
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>>6029
what disillusioned you lad? I can kind of relate, I feel like I'm in a rough situation where I don't fully fit in with "normal" people in real life but I also feel kind of alienated from many of the old online communities I used to enjoy, so I feel stuck in an awkward middle ground where I can't really fully relate to anyone. I actually used to be a fairly popular person at various points in my life but lately I feel like I've hit a personal low, my last IRL mate moved away from the area and I'm interacting with people online less and less. It's rough.
>>6029
I enjoyed this random selection of media lad.
>>6026
>The charges, officer?
Well, according to the article, "observing a person doing a private act".
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>>6036
Not very private if it was being done somewhere observable.
What's the furthest distance you've ever came?
I remember once I had a wank and after I finished, the cum was in the air for about two seconds before it landed on my shoulder.
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Admin pls delete newest thread
A decade since I first came to britfeel
miss you lads
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>>6043
9 years for me, still here after all this time.
>>6039
I shot myself in the face with cum once. I usually don't cum hard.
lads have you seen all this stuff about these weird clots showing up in the vaxxed?

>tfw right all along
>wish I wasn't because my whole family had it + boosters

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nLl69c46JK0
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>>6046
I warned my mummy but I think she likes to feel part of things so she did it anyway. My grandmother got vaxxed, she then had a blood clot and died in hospital alone because family weren't allowed to see her. Behead NHS workers, curbstomp NHS workers, etc.
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Enjoying FFVII Remake tbqh, despite the horrific padding the combat is quite fun and I like the characters.
Tifa > Aerith

No I haven't played the original btw, im a cunt
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>>6048
Just couldn't get into it lad, pales in comparison to the original. Those playstation 1 ff games were a massive part of my childhood. Really is worth setting up an emulator and playing through 7, 8 and 9.
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>>6047
>My grandmother got vaxxed, she then had a blood clot and died in hospital alone because family weren't allowed to see her.
I've read this anecdote many times online and yet i do not personally know of a single instance of this happening to anyone.
Not to anyone in my family, not to any of my friends' relatives, not to anyone at my work or their relatives. Nobody.
Did this actually happen lad or are you just regurgitating shite from the same boomercons who would have us all believe there'll be a mass vaxxer die-off in 2 weeks?
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>>6051
It happened. I suspect she was murdered by the NHS, they've been doing it for years even before corona-chan. It's called 'death pathway'.
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>>6051
How's this for an 'anecdote' lad? We have a longtime family friend (31f, fit as a fiddle, literally in perfect health) who took the vaxx for the first time during the height of the scamdemic. 3 days later she was dead. No doubt they listed it as a Covid death.

This happened to us.
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>>6049
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>>6054
FIT.
>>6051
Not that lad, but a guy from work's wife died after going into shock and becoming comatose after the jab. Less egregious, but my very old dementia-suffering grandad also died one week after his. If anything I was relieved because of how bad his dementia was, but I did find the timing suspect.
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>>6053
You could use the same caption with images of people beheading infidels, shitting on eachother or an image of you jerking off in your bedroom.

I had a colleague who was seemingly in perfect health but went home one day and died. This was about 3 years before COVID.
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>>6058
>I had a colleague who was seemingly in perfect health but went home one day and died. This was about 3 years before COVID.
JIDF? Many such cases.
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>>6059
>klaus schwab
lmao ok retard, how about you post some more low res jpegs to make your point, maybe include other supervillains like bill gates and anthony fauci (definitely don't include any jews though!)
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After putting it off for ages, I finally made a board request to trashchan: https://trashchan.xyz/meta/thread/64.html#606
Test.
Testing to see if I've figured out wordfilters here. btw, im a cunt
Capcode test.

Mod lads, if you make accounts here I should be able to add you. OG /britfeel/ BO lad, I can email you the password as usual if you've still got access to the same old email address.
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>>6065
OGBO here, I probably won't use it but feel free to send it over lad.
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Glad to see you guys settling in.
Greetings from your old/new neighbours, /agdg/ and /comfy/.
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>>6068
Hello mate, thanks for stopping by
>>6066
Sent.

>>6068
Cheers lad, glad to be in good company.
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>>6030
The Internet is mostly just propaganda and censorship nowadays. I can't even post on 4chan anymore because the cloudflare hates my hardware/OS/browser combination. But is it even worth it? I was only there for the precious metals threads on /biz/ which used to be a comfy place to hang out, but has become a real shithole over the past year.
>>6060
>klaus schwab
Not that lad but what exactly do you mean by this? WEF are ostensibly the most prolific deep state operative talent agency in history. Calling the founder of such an organisation a supervillain isn't ridiculous.
>>6070
Haven't recieved anything lad. You definitely used the same email address? Last email I have from you is from 27/03/2020
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>>6074
Weird. Sent it again, autocomplete might have cocked up your email address last time.
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>>6075
Got it this time, cheers lad. I'm flattered you still trust me with it to be honest
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Anoncafe is officially gone. Cheers to them for hosting us the past couple of years.
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>>6079
Goodnight sweet prince
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Alright lads, how are you all doing? I've got to be honest, 2024 is going a lot worse than 2023 for me, I'm pretty lonely and isolated and struggling to make something of my life right now. Hope everyone else is keeping well and made it over after we lost our board on .cafe
>>6079
it was a comfy site, I'll miss it.
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I've been invited to go to Japan but I need to make money so I can afford to go. I am scared of working because I'm really inept and embarrass myself. I suppose I should start learning some nihongo.

>>6081
So long as you're trying I think you will succeed.
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>>6082
I'm not sure what constitutes trying at present, but I became more or less overwhelmed by life and have retreated from it almost entirely. I'm essentially occupying a position I held years ago, unemployed, not in education, living with a parent. I've gotten back in touch with an old friend and we went out for drinks this week, so that's something I suppose. For the most part I've just stopped living entirely. 

Good luck with the potential Japan trip lad - always remember that embrassment can be overcome, and it's typically better to try than to not.
Hey, guys. I don't think I knew you made it here.
Sorry lads, forgot to check the thread for a few weeks. Thanks to the anon who put a comment on the bunker.
>>6081
Works been pretty shit to be honest. New manager is a bitch, and everyone on the team thinks so. I'll persevere though.

I did get a cat last month at the very least.
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reading frieren :)
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>>6088
i've been watching the anime
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>>6086
go ahead then mate. post cat. 
>>6088
>>6089
I've only been watching the anime but I love frieren so much it's unreal, I wish I could live for thousands of years just so I had more time to be autistic and read books.
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I've been enjoying Mr. Villain's Day Off
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>>6090
I started reading it because I've enjoyed the anime so much.
do not redeem
How is /brit/ doing on this fine Easter week?
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>>6094
I particularly enjoyed that loads of people seem to have taken a day trip to somewhere else - I like how laid back and quiet things became without their sheer excess numbers buzzing around.

When you get the chance to step into a bit of wilderness and just feed the birds there without being disturbed it feels noice.

I found a dumb phone with a guy's massive chaotic life on there, as in it's not just a burner but it's thoroughly been used to interact with people personally on there. I'm of two minds about trying to return it to him. Does he not have the numbers of these people? Can he not get any of those again?

I say this because he's a crack addict with 4 kids apparently. I want to keep it as a fascinating cultural artifact. In fact I'd like to make a walking sim where I use some of these interactions verbatim. Stuff like this is a little gross but it paints a whole landscape just looking there. I've also sympathy for this complete gutter man and I should like to help him. I love God so very much. But I don't think that I can. But I've not tried.

I spent most of my entire day doing strange arguably not fun nor virtuous things according to other people, but at least to me it's not a life that's been boring.
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>>6097
Chad is procreating above the national average, embracing crack just to give the rest of us a chance.
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>>6098
But Chadder Man's sons will be sickly, die early, and have low IQ. They are funnelled this way not by accident but to culturally select them for these traits, and in so doing influence their sexual selection for these traits as well. In other words his sort are being put through a eugenic experiment until his line is a bunch of extinct dead ends.

I'm stood looking out over this landscape amazed at the complete unnecessariness of it all. I'm not "awokened and euphoric" I just feel sad and melancholic about it. It's that or you have to try and make the best and have a laugh... Grim though to see it happening to your own effectively.

What's funny is I found this phone in the woods that apart from being deliberately planted and managed are quite natural and wholesome. And you would not think that a little traditionalist lamb and this beast of modernity should both cross each other at really any other point except maybe this one.
Why are most things so overengineered for their purpose? A car, a washing machine, a boiler, politics, the NHS. No humour or irony intended. All of those things routinely stop working because of how far gone they are in design from what should be a relatively simple function. If it really is just planned obscolescence, then why doesn't the free market replace them with much more economical alternatives? A wasing machine for example from 1960 just was a top down tub that spun your clothes around in a circular motion, easy peasy and never broke down. A boiler, as far as I can tell, is just gas heating water up, why does it need to have so much shit in it that eventually fails, as opposed to a gas oven that would just work for decades on end. Why can't a boiler be like a gas oven? Light it with a little spark plug and have the thermostat wind the gas off automatically when home reaches required temp. What is all of the other stuff engineered into a boiler that causes them to fail every few years?
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>>6100
Gimmicks can be used as selling points, and products can end up amassing a lot of them if they become expected by buyers, until eventually it's more gimmicks than actual function. For things like politics and the NHS, it's mostly because people are great at finding loopholes in things to take advantage of them, so lots of little patches for the loopholes keep needing to be added.
>>6100
Porsche put out some commercial where they deleted a big statue of Christ from the town the car drives through in the background, then put it back with an apology but worded it as "some confusing shite you seemed to complain about" or "some touristy landmark idc lol".

Maybe I didn't just want them to have to correct the commercial but to have to grovel a bit as well. But if I've got a hair's trigger before telling them to go fuck themselves, then how is it that I've become this way as sort of a default point of view in the first place?

It's a long list of grievences with them and their "finest work yet" followed by overt confirmation that they're all a bunch of atheists who hate our guts.

And it's this way because it's a controlled rather than free market whereas if you believed in anything then you would not be profitable there.

Cars are actually simpler underneath. Nikasil plating? Don't need it. Independent rear suspension? Don't need it. But a bit of plastic with a microchip in it that costs them $2 per unit to measure the tyre pressure will then charge you 150 pounds for the bill if that superfluous crap becomes a point of failure.

Just be glad the car makers are capable devils and not yet a bunch of ouroburos slugs as useless as the NHS is. Not completely at the moment, at any rate.
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Appliances now have IP addresses.
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>>6103
I HATE THE INTERNET OF THINGS
I HATE THE INTERNET OF THINGS
I HATE THE INTERNET OF THINGS
>>6102
>commercial 
FOY
>>6103
WARNING, YOUR GAS BURNER STOVE IS UNDERGOING A SYSTEM & SECURITY UPDATE CURRENTLY. THIS WILL TAKE 20 MINUTES TO COMPLETE. DO NOT ATTEMPT TO STOP/START/OR OTHERWISE ADJUST YOUR BURNERS DURING THAT PERIOD. THANK YOU FOR CHOOSING NHS, CITIZEN.

PS. DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT USING YOUR FIRE EXTINGUISHER DURING THIS PERIOD. IT'S BEING UPDATED TOO. THANK YOU FOR CHOOSING NHS, CITIZEN.

P.P.S. BIN THAT KNIFE. THANK YOU FOR CHOOSING NHS, CITIZEN.
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>>6106
If only knives had IP addresses, then everyone would be much safer.
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>>6107
>If only knives had IP addresses,
THEY DO OF COURSE. THAT'S HOW WE KNOW YOU STILL HAVE ONE, IT ANNOUNCED IT'S LOCATION WHEN IT WAS GETTING IT'S SECURITY UPDATE. PLEASE TURN IT IN IMMEDIATELY. THANK YOU FOR CHOOSING NHS, CITIZEN
Past few months I keep getting small lumps. My groin, armpit, behind my ear and on my eyelid. Is it over?
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>>6109
It sounds like your lymph nodes are swelling which would suggest that your immune system is being activated by something.  Probably something trivial, but of course the webmd diagnosis is still going to be canceraids.

I had the same thing happen to me in my early 20s and got really freaked out over nothing.  Took it as a hint that I should stop being so sedentary and nocturnal.
>>6109
if you are taking any sort of vitamin pills, it could be that there is too much biotin in them. Had these red bumps when I was taking a multivitamin apparently most of them have far too much biotin in them and it causes spots
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The barefoot shoe community has been EXPOSED!
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Lads, I'm really sad right now and not even capable of going into work
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>>6115
What's up lad
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>>6115
dry your eyes mate
Saw a Hovis advert roight, it said "The heart of every home" and then it shows a balding working class plebe untermen holding an obviously black baby

It isn't even a "best of both" any more
>>6116
A girl broke my heart.
She said I'm autistic and and the only reason I don't know I'm autistic is because everyone I associate with is autistic.
She also said a bunch of other stuff which was a total attack on my personality.
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>>6119
This sounds like the Lotus Eaters "you don't send me good morning texts" episode.

This is what women leave you for nowadays. All of the protecting done, all of the providing for done, but fuck you for not sending me good morning texts idiot.

Go through the Apex Mindset™ vids browse through the channel, particularly their Acts of Service® video. It's kinda lengthy. But it delineates between the simp and chad styles of gift-surprising, and it gives a brief introduction to Positive Dread Game*/Negative Dread Game©.

It will help to explain some relationship counselling theory.

I don't like women. Maybe I will get to the point where I do again, but I keep looking to them to provide for my redemption or to improve me as a man when they absolutely will not and possibly would not even if it were the 19th century era/standard.

It's why they're not to lead the church nor left to instruct men at all - because of how suspect they are to express virtue combined with Agape. Either you get a woman who knows virtue but shames every sinner regardless of what's going to work or going to reform them, or you get overly giving women but who'll take other women to the abortion clinic to "help" them.
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>>6120
Don't listen to this retard.
Manosphere/PUA garbage is just a grift pushed by weird non-white sex pests like the Tate brothers to fleece impressionable and vulnerable young white men.
If you follow it to its logical conclusion you end up like this poor soul.
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>>6121
He buzzwordmaxxed until he became banpilled.
>>6121
Either you conclude that she genuinely just hates autisimo and everything that Anglos/NW Germany brings, or you conclude that it's a justification allegory because you don't pick up on whatever signals you're supposed to, or you're bad at giving/receiving affection. Something rather like that.

I'm a retard by the way I bite my own arms and stick my keyboard up in my butt-butt btw just take the value of the words for what they are.
>>6119
Was she your girlfriend? What initiated her attacking you like that? Is there a chance that her criticism of your personality is somewhat truthful?
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>>6124
Yeah, she was my girlfriend. She said "I love you" one day before saying "I don't love you".
She had a list of reasons for breaking up with me on her phone and many of them are things that I can't change. Some of it was true. Nothing bad, just incompatibility issues.
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>>6125
Iktf, women have fucked up brains and there's nothing to be done about it. At least now I'm over women as an entity.
>>6125
Anon. There's nothing wrong with you. Your love is not a disservice. Not at all.

Just do the studying I told you anon. You can have the six figures/feet/inches/muscles like Will Smith and still only have pitiful birthday-only sex begged from your wife who's unfaithful. The point is to grow in mental depth and resilience, not physically in "maxx-chin-height-toupeing". There are ways of doing it. Go out into the world and suffer. Better than studying actually. Or pinch other people's lessons and plagiarise them to establish some groundwork, since functionally I'm still retarded and try to lick the back of my own thigh or self-sabotage too hard without laying some flag stones/applying a little third-party conditioning first.

Studying will help you on pattern spotting some behavior of your own/others as well.
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>>6127
It just hurts a little.
A few nights before she broke up with me, we were lying in bed and she was writing on my back with her finger and she said "guess what I'm writing" and I asked her what, and she said it says "I love you".
It feels like being hit in the chest with a football every 5 seconds.
Being a 4chan virgin wanking off in my bedroom is a preferable feeling to this.
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>>6128
She's set a higher base rate for Oxytocin in your Hypothalamous, now it's being deprived since you're out of the relationship and so the come-down is warping reality in the opposite direction to the way the Oxytocin was warping before.

That's all it is. No suicide necessary, no retribution necessary, just a slightly better understanding of all the lights travelling past your eyes...

What I do to manage (not necessarily "treat") Limerence (oxytocin addiction) and obsession with my "Limerent Object" (surrogate/doll used in times of drought to inflate supply) is I repeat the following mantra every day or every other day:

"You know, I really loved her, I cared about her, part of me would like to be with her again but you know what I'm glad we broke up - there were too many problems, I'm better than that relationship it's just not.. it's not for me, we're better off apart."

I do this and I repeat it frankly whether I like it or not, because this woman to me is what pre-empted my religion which canonically speaking provides for the salvation of my very soul. It's that bad, or I am that retarded.

And so I've not had to come up with any of this stuff because other people have done it, gone through it and taught it. The mantra I stole off of Apex was just him paraphrasing what a healthier, more normal properly adjusted man would say and I stole his homework. To try to be this thing with a good mental depth, or a good mental resilience.

Otherwise I'd be like the overt example that is Will Smith: I could maintain a good build and accrue a fuckin lottery money and still not keep a woman who treats me with respect, because mentally you have to get yourself arranged. Women flex mainly on looks but men don't - they flex on things like mental stability. "Maxxing" is mainly just initiation/pick-up game which is fine for a day but my problems behaviorally show up deeply enough by week 3/4 and it stops anything meaningful.

Sorry to delve personally into my own case or provide an essay but I thought it might give you some understanding. Go back to "Norf fc lads" and all that shite now, yes I'm a retard, I've enjoyed your company while being a retard. You can do better anon. I'm just glad to be here.
>normalfags raving about the fallout tv show
>check it out
>it's blacked
hecking based
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>>6130
The main advice I have is to play the isometric 3D first one and see how much fun you have once you escape the kicking the rats in the cave tutorial.

For the equivalent time to spend watching 8 episodes, you could probably arrive at eating Iguana-on-a-stick or find dogmeat & a shotgun.
Anyone have any experience with sertraline?
I've been prescribed it and I'm a bit afraid to take it.
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>>6133
I've another essay prepped for you anon

My cousin's a depressive, more than me even after meds. Part of that is because the very worst excesses of my parents are dead, whereas theirs have not or are not. Part of it is because I've belief in God whereas they haven't.

Convincing you of religion I would recommend easily over meds but this is necessarily hard to do.

What I'd tell you to do is to think of the moments in your life where you were afforded uncanny or undue acts of kindness. As it happens mine's tied to feminine behaviors that I found blinding in the moment but it turns out are corporially explainable after all; it is just I was huffing the burning bush of an addiction that warps reality from the neutral point at which it ordinarily sits in that particular moment in time.

My own related anecdote is unimportant; the point is that blind kindness exists and is a possibility, however difficult it is to witness or to be a part of or even if you attach a bunch of qualifiers to it.

Once you have this episode of kindness in your mind then I'd tell you to study the scientist turned preacher Emmanuel Swedenborg - at least run through the wiki article about him end-to-end. His long-winded introductory about him and Christ included in that (don't let the long mostly unhelpful bit at the beginning put you off).

Swedenborg isn't a canonized saint nor do I think he is a prophet but what I think he'll do for you is straddle the two worlds of science and religion for you.

He'll still coax belief from a heretic for you, even if he's been dead a good while. It's worth stating I'm still a Heretic of a sort the Catholics describe not merely as a bad sheep but a wolf;- but the thing is that I believe in God and I believe in Christ and I've got those convictions genuinely witheld so it's not a daily grind careerist preaching nor a grift. I'm not denying or concealing my heretical points of view where they exist. I have an intellectual honesty and a firmness of mind up to a point and it substantially exceeds the point that it resided when I was a hard firm atheist.

Swedenborg and a bunch of life experiences and severe grief forcing me to go back over each/every of those experiences is what ultimately did it for me. You can do it too. Then you too can be hated by government for dangerously believing in the one theology that you're not allowed to believe in.
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>>6135
What about believing in God helps with depression? It doesn't change the realities of existence. Even if you believe in God, and that that God is good; humanity and ourselves as individuals are a different matter.
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I used to be a normal person and now I'm unable to leave the house
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hello im new
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>>6138
Welcome lad.
>>6137
Same.
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>>6137
why what happend?
*sticks kettle on*
You know what time it is.
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>>6142
chico time?
>>6136
With large social safety net nations, they're run comparably or similarly to Universe 24 within the rat utopia experiments. You have food abundance. There's hunger within the odd individual dysfunction but there's nobody starving. The same goes for water. The same typically goes for shelter, although recently is more debatable.

Those rats are given every basic staple with which to live but intentionally and deliberately deprived of any other purposeful activity. How this is accomplished with the rats is straightforward. Just take any of the running wheels or treat balls or pipe mazes from the experiment away.

How this is accomplished within a human social experiment involves encouraging society to be incredibly high tax and simultaneously high consumption. Make the cost of land high; give the "men in sheds" no place to build them. Strip any collaborative higher goals and promote an extreme sense of individualism.

(You)s are every bit as miserable as the rats in this "utopia" experiment. In fact you're sold other ideas that you're in shame for the crimes of your ancestors and other stuff like that.

You need a sense of purpose, you need goals; shared, collaborative, cohesive, homogeneity within those goals. If you had a shared sense of purpose, you might still be unhappy, but you would not be *as* unhappy.

Any shared sense of purpose, be it Buddhism, Hinduism, Shinto, Sikh, neo-mysticism would do so long as the group that you have is able to share them and collaborate with you.

Whereas if you only have small pockets of enclaves, nobody believes in any shared goal or anything in particular; then you can justify anything within the health system. You can excuse anything in the policing system (rapes, evidence tamperings, summary firings of the non-woke etc). The people at the top move innumerable beans around but have no specific goal to target with them, beyond "efficiency" in and of it's own sake.

I get it's another 7 paragraph essay but you have to believe in something anon. Doesn't matter what it is - could be disparate from mine. But you need shared aims and a belief in inherent human dignity rather than the "scratch and bite" summation that each of us were given.

>>6142
Twinings my good chap
just milk, put the sugar in a cake
Universe 25* sorry, you get the point
>>6140
I've had a rough patch which has unfortunately resulted into acrophobia.
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>>6146
Fucks sake, just noticed that typo.
You obviously know which phobia I mean.
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>>6149
Not an angoraphobe?  Say it's not so...
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so is this like the final thread of this whole board? i just found out about it checking the webring
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>>6151
it was the final thread on .cafe before that shut down and we migrated here
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>>6151
>so is this like the final thread of this whole board?
Same energy as this.
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>>6153
>same energy as being the last corn on the cob
Do you mean the board or do you mean life in general?

The board needs no physical territory. Wagons can keep moving indefinitely. If this were your last call and it closed, you'd still find someplace else to go. Join local interest communities or some shit.

If you mean life in general, well... Tories are going sub-100. Mudskins doing it enabled the normie calling of Judea. These might look like further defeats, or retreats, or look to even further our discredit, but they're beginning to not be if you're just watching the tides. It's looking good. It's looking like the retreat is slowed and the weather changing and it's not looking stoppable.

If you've got social anxiety maybe the board should do like in the old days and bully you. Even so it is a treatable thing, even with the autisimo... Stop and think how you learned to do it as children, before some mental malaise or before you got burned by some negative interaction or other. You managed it once. When you were stupider and you lacked faculties. You can do it again.

I won't lie to you and say the winter won't come again but there's a golden rope to be grasping toward. Be glad. Talk poetically and in the illiterative. I love you anon. Shelter your field and hedgerow in your chest cavity till you find your ways out.
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>>6151
never be game over
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>>6152
i see, this whole world of "outer chans" is fascinating to me.
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>>6156
btw meant illustrative*, not illiteration.
Soz mummy
I'm going to fucking do it
I might make a soft boiled egg with some marmite and toast
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>>6158
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Anyone got any tips on how to cope with a miserable existence?
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>>6160
It's said that if you're persistently miserable in whatever circumstances you're in, you won't be happy in any circumstances.  You'll always put insatiable demands on the people around you, expect that happiness comes with free shipping, etc, etc.
My anxiety has reached the point where I'm afraid to use the shower because I'm scared I'll slip and drown or use the stove as the house may burn down. I'm afraid to use my car as I might crash.
I just wash myself with a flannel.
I feel pathetic, I feel like an embarrassment

I need to make a bicycle ride to a pharmacy now to pick up my meds.

Lads, why is life so difficult. How the fuck do people wake up every morning and not want to pull the covers over your head and never leave.
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>>6162
No shame in a whore's bath in the sink - quick and effective; good for the environment - the planet thanks you. 
But get a stool for the kitchen and stay put when you cook. I had a problem of forgetting tea and soup... burned a few pans that way. Kitchens aren't supposed to be unattended, I learned the hard way.
>>6160
I have a bit more free time this season than I'm used to - I'm taking it slow with small projects, drinking tea, and catching up on TV shows I've put off for years. Chores help too, get the dishes done, clean the bathroom, pay your bills - getting stuff done isn't always fun but it gets it off your plate. Also careful with alcohol, it hurts more than helps if life is crappy.
>>6162
The thing that helped me was to become more apathetic, but that has its own problems.
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>>6162
Are you going to fear the fake AND gay bogeymen made in your own head for the rest of your life? If so what are the meds meant to be doing?

Try this game anon: "What is the worst possible result for this *in all reasonable likelihood*?" "What is the best possible result here *in all reasonable likelihood*?" "Which one simple thing, or couple of simple things might I do in order to skew the result and make the better of those two more likely?"

You're acting like this is hard to do but really you've got some brain chemistry I've never seen or tried to sort out before; but if I were you I'd look up any faults I've got and try to become a student of them until I could work on them on my own, like an armchair mechanic, or an armchair neuropathologist.

I maybe can't do anything but then God always loves a trier.
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>6059
He posts his rare memes for free then expects me not to take them

But yeah anon fearing his own perfectly serviceable toeprints and bipedal locomotion are still going to fail him, when there's an evident eugenics experiment being done outside on the public it's pretty wild.

You are not an embarrassment anon I'm not ashamed to have you. I'm just disappointed instead, which is always better.
God I love beta blockers.
It's great not feeling like your heart is about to burst.
Is it possible to get away with throwing toilet paper and 4 tins of tomato soup over my ex's house without getting arrested?
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>>6169
It's certainly possible, you just need to plan it properly.
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>>6171
This is a minefield. Maybe I should just try and get over her in a healthy way.
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>>6172
Mindfield*
I'm not sure if girls break up with me for logical reasons or they are just stupid. I'm tall, I'm nice, I have a nice cock, I cook nice food.
I miss just being an autistic retarded virgin.

Perhaps it's my death grip syndrome.
I can cum, it's just difficult.
I asked my ex to slap me as hard as she could when we were having sex and she refused and said "you remind me of a happy dog and I couldn't hit a dog". Who the fuck would abandon a happy dog.

Life is fucking horrible, I'm never dating again. I'm going to stay in my bed forever. Don't fall for the self improvement scam, it just ends up hurting you more than breaking bones.
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>>6174
>I'm tall, I'm nice, I have a nice cock, I cook nice food.
Women fall in love with money and status and mental firmity. You're listing shit that men enjoy having instead... I'd date you anon lets go bumming ok

>I miss just being an autistic retarded virgin.
I wish I was pure in the eyes of God but I'm on a planet where Dublin was a slave port and that planet has not changed

>death grip being "out of touch"
Studies show women do not like it when men enjoy themselves I wouldn't sweat it eh lad

>I couldn't hit a dog
a dog could bite a woman until she's scared for her life

>who the fuck would abandon a happy dog
You are a man and men would like an animal who follows them around, but she is a woman and women wouldn't like an animal who follows them around

>Don't fall for the self improvement scam
Which have you studiously looked into? The October Man Sequence? Positive/Negative Dread Game?

You claim formerly or otherwise the autism, but where is your depth of study for an autist?

I have loved genuinely selflessly before and been burned for it; there's stuff "up with" or "atypical" on me and my condition(s) where no pajeet mental health practicioner is going to fix it for me, therefore I must fix it myself and self improvement "scam" is the only way.

I hope you're enjoying the new age eugenics experiment - thank God every day that you were given the means to see it, and that you can see that it's not unintentional
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>>6175
Thanks mate, appreciate the advice.

>You are a man and men would like an animal who follows them around, but she is a woman and women wouldn't like an animal who follows them around

Not sure about this one. Her ex was a massive beta male and all of her friends boyfriends were too which is probably why I vibed with them.
Strange because she was a proper posh cunt who made a load of money, just like her friends. And all of her friends boyfriends seemed to be on average income jobs.
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I sent my ex a text.
I'm quite an embarrassment.
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>>6176
Everything you said is the opposite of what the taliban would tolerate nevermind promote societally.

It was never an accident. There are men, backstabbing men responsible.

>>6177
Dis-able instead of Enable the Stacy.
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my old girl, she look like the left but act like the right
Lads, never date.
Women are incapable of love, they just want to either get pregnant or have companionship. I used to work entirely with women and none of them respected their partner. If you have a partner, it's not because she loves you, it's because she just hasn't found anyone better.
My ex was a solid 6, I could have found someone better but I didn't because she lured me in by building my confidence up and making me feel normal, refusing me to pay for anything. And then in one moment it's all gone.


Just make yourself gay and fuck men.
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>>6180
>I used to work entirely with women
This is it though, men don't want women who work. If you excluded women from tax then only the already undesireable would attempt to do 60 hours a week. Then if you remove the benefits for employers trying to hit ESG quota the number at work goes down even more. Then if you say to women "you can register to vote, but if you do you'll be taxed the same as the men are" then you'd have a complete drop out of their political inclination to use the state to keep themselves and others "safe".

Not only that but men being unhampered and being able to get shit done would pay more taxes. But you'd have an agency about you and you'd lose excuses to pad government jobs full of your friends.
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>>6181
I want women who work. Freeloaders can fuck off. Housewives are losers and leeches.
Being the "provider" is pathetic. It's a trick that womens mums taught them to get through life easy without being able to do anything but make a shit cottage pie once a month.
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>>6182
Her "job" or her entrant into battle is to have between six or eight of my children. It's performative value is on a "good enough" basis rather than striving for the exceptional, but that I don't care about I could raise them as one man on my own, whereas I couldn't make them or provide early maternalism as one man on my own.

It's worth saying the stuff I'm talking about is not a burdenless load. There's some work to do. I don't overly care the frequency of the pies by comparison either so long as an effort however shit is done with love.
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>>6183
Mate, I'll be honest. I really struggle to understand what you're talking about a lot of the time.
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>>6184
You value fertility in a woman hence not wanting to date a grandma, yes?

You value maternalism in a woman hence not wanting to date a psychopath that will kill or neglect your children, yes?

You're watching women waste all of the best years of these things of theirs, which you value in them, and are calling the alternatives "being a burdensome load for nothing".

M80 I will change the diapers, cook the cottage pie, instill traditional values and work hard but God help you to give me several children hazel haired and jewel eyed instead of "earning" some POS HR promotion.
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>>6184
Same, I ignore the yank's posts.
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>>6186
If you just want to talk about platitudes, politely say as much and stop acting professionally dumb. It's a board supposedly for 130 IQ anglos, feigning to have 70 is a lie and a waste of time.
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Got locked out of my house yesterday. I only have a back door key and the back yard gate broke. Had to call my dad round with a key but he didn't have a front door key.
I had to kick my back yard door in. Now I have a fucked door.
I was about to give up but my dad encouraged me to give it just one more kick and it worked.
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>>6175
Women fall in love with superior genetic qualities, the qualities they've been evolutionally programmed to desire. A man's material wealth is desirable to women when it comes to marriage but love and reproduction are the domain of Chad. Do you really think women 'love' their betabux?
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>>6189
Im far from betabux, my ex was 26 years old and on a 46k salary. She refused to let me pay for anything and the one time I tried she got a bit upset. And by the sounds of it, her previous ex was the same.
Not all women are like that and this is something I've learned with life experience.
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>>6185
>diapers
FOY
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>>6190
I wasn't saying you were, I was replying to the statement 'Women fall in love with money and status and mental firmity'.
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>>6188
feel free to strip the exif and all but, how will we know if you've got a blown out back door if you haven't even posted any pics yet lad

>>6191
I also use garbage, lousy, eggplant, and a bunch of other dysgenic vocabulary because my standards are low, rather than not knowing any better. I started to like it though. I think their slang trumps our own soon as "lush" gets used out of context.

>>6192
There are two schools of thought about it; "Looks, Money, Status" which is then shortened to "LMS", and "Mental framing". I subscribe more to the latter school of thought per say, but just because I do doesn't mean there's not something in the other one. Particularly in the looks department I would say. A bored wife will fuck a plumber without money or status, but he's still got to have a look about him in certain way.
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>>6187
>It's a board supposedly for 130 IQ anglos
/britfeel/ is a board for people who are on bennies, shag ASDA MILFs, shit in bins, wear party hats, partake in mattress-to-outside racing, and report on their dad's dildo collection.
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>>6193
A plumber likely has money since he's employed and has the status of a working man doing an honest job. If you want to give a hypothetical example to your beliefs you should say 'A bored wife will fuck a homeless man', but that may make your beliefs look silly.
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>>6194
Does Britain have designated shitting bins yet?
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>>6194
This is an unfair broad brushing I have no ASDA MILF game going for me at all nice try idiot swing and miss

>>6195
I'm in the mental frame camp if you read it a little more carefully... but the point is not to show what a great always correct expert I am. The point is to help those in the same in-group as me with "whatever I have" as an amateur retarded autist, who reads exactly because I'm particularly in need of the help myself.

If I'm more honest still, pain and suffering is more effective than studying the book but I am a coward. Or I make excuses. But pain and self-awareness light up the same parts of the brain. So, it's a better teaching tool to go out into the world and get hurt. 

But then we're also dealing with anons that have forgotten how to socially interact with anyone even in a friendly way as they did as children.

Sorry if I'm rambling again. But I do like behavioral analysis as a subject, because if you begin to be self-aware of it then you can begin to improve.

>>6196
more gullible whites still volunteering to come empty em
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>>6197
>I'm in the mental frame camp if you read it a little more carefully...
I missed the part where you said you didn't believe the statement you were making... Actually, you implied the opposite.

>The point is to help those in the same in-group as me with "whatever I have" as an amateur retarded autist, who reads exactly because I'm particularly in need of the help myself.
What makes you think you have help to give? You say yourself that you're in need of help yourself. That's a common archetype, someone who is full of advice but a wreck themselves. Maybe you're on the wrong path and you're trying to lead others down that same road.

>But then we're also dealing with anons that have forgotten how to socially interact with anyone even in a friendly way as they did as children.
Are we? Maybe the other people here are more well adjusted than you. The person you were trying to help has had a relationship at least. Given you're someone who has admitted to having 'atypical conditions' maybe the things that you need to do get better are not things others need to do.

>if you begin to be self-aware of it then you can begin to improve.
Undoubtedly it would be a difficult thing for someone afflicted with autism to come to terms with the fact they're not as smart as they think they are.
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>>6198
Look, anon-lad, there's loads of things I want to talk with you about but image boards do not lend themselves to essays. The clue is in the name "image" boards. I keep having to apologise for rambling.

Just test "Does it hold up? Before your own eyes?" The rhetorical arguing is more about honing your own skills, than about arriving at the truth. And your skills are already pretty good.

Studying behavioral dynamics even if you're already Conan the barbarian, I don't think will be a waste of your time... Because with the universality of the advice, you can help (You) and others. Dispute it if you want, but "go into the world and suffer" is not universally unsound.

To them others the world looks like a spiralling abyss of information and the sensation is overwhelming. You're not gonna make sense of it all for them. You're just trying to draw within that abyss a frame of reference to stand in, or, for them an abstract doorway... That will be enough to calm their nerves.

I describe those in a worse state than me but for the anon who has things going in a better direction or who's doing better than I am, there's still no reason I can't look at his muscles and see them built to bigger still, since he will still profess to me he is unhappy.

Not only that but if you're too discerning in your rhetoric, then nothing holds up, everything is shit, then the negativity will bring you down. 

This is where you need to test things on the basis of "would the new Jerusalem necessarily contain this?" rather than asking whether it will survive an onslaught from every angle you can ever make of it.

If it all comes across as "there's a lid for every pot" platitudes, then I'm sorry. If it comes across as riddles then I'll apologise. I'm at 8 blocks so I'll wrap it up. I'll just say I'd be glad to have you for a son.
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>>6199
Just realised I'd not talk to a woman that way either. They'd just go "thanks simp" and treat you with contempt.

Stick to men or at least stick to talking about feelings to men.
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>>6199
>image boards do not lend themselves to essays
This image board lends itself to 20000 characters per post. The only reason to apologise for rambling is if you use a lot of words to say nothing.

>The rhetorical arguing is more about honing your own skills, than about arriving at the truth.
No, that's called sophistry. Dialectic is about arriving at the truth.

>Studying behavioral dynamics
What books have you read on 'behavioral dynamics'? You claim to be well read often but don't talk specifics. You also haven't said anything I haven't seen from inceldom the past decade.

>then nothing holds up, everything is shit, then the negativity will bring you down. 
Just because I (x)doubt what you're saying doesn't mean I'm a negative person that wants to deconstruct everything. How does your thinking lead you to your new Jerusalem?

>>6200
Don't know what you're talking about lad.
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It's quite difficult to cum on my new medication.
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Theres no fucking coherent posts in this thread.
If anyone is retarded can you please just keep quiet until you seek professional help.
We used to just have light banter and the occasional mental spillage.

This is terrible.
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Pentiment is pretty good.
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>>6201
I'm told that what I want to say should be done in five words or less.

For the former points, I'd deflect by being a higher order version of professionally dumb since it is hard to pick fault with the humble man, which probably doesn't work when the 145 IQ step in to argue with you but that's all I really have.

The point about reading. You *must* read *some* to find God, however little it is and to not be as scattershot as the Gran across the street but beyond that I don't worship knowledge. I'll give you the memes I've got in relation to it. I can't tell you where I've been, but where I'm going is the october man sequence (from what I've been told a form of negative reinforcement) and the shit test encyclopaedia.

It's not even to fix problems of mine it's just to arm myself, or, to evade the harder graft of fixing myself.

On the point about Jerusalem I realise it's a bit reductive since while "in Heaven there are no queues" they probably don't need roads either... But when I'm presented with something like "Nuclear Power, yes or no?" and my inclination is pro-industry and anti-environmentalism, I still run it through the "new Jerusalem" test. Maybe Jerusalem does have a nuclear waste facility buried under Cumbria, but I use this as a sign or a clue that I'm not supposed to be doing as the French do, with their nuclear reactors and their flexing hard on Europe for their lack of power at the moment etc.

That's everything I wanted to explain, particularly the bit about Jerusalem. I think it is important.

>>6204
"This is silverware and we eat from the middle outward because it's polite and I like it."

I should like my ban please mum but can you not explain this to me first? What about it's placcid "no effort posting allowed" nature makes it an escape, or a relaxing place to be in here?
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>>6206
You have deluded yourself to this point because online you can avoid being humbled by deflecting and fleeing. Please stfu/foy, actual retard.
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>>6206
>Screaming at CIAniggers in 2024
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Lads, I can barely leave the house right now but I'm going to try and cycle to Tesco's and get a microwave pasta or something.
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I've barely been out the house this year, but I managed to cycle to little Tesco's and get food.

It's pathetic, but I'm a bit pleased with myself.
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>>6208
>you can avoid being humbled by deflecting and fleeing
Do you blame a man for this?

>Please stfu
>Please
Look the winter will come again. You can be polite. But can't you be friendly?

Do it. Be friendly else I'll pee in your ball pit.

>>6209
I'm just a friendly escoteric dude

>>6210
>>6211
I've a gladness, the more you do it the easier it should get. I can tank cortisol but then it's stuck open and I can't turn it off. If it's part of your situation as well maybe you should look into the way soldiers manage PTSD and seek their sorts of treatment out for yourself. CBT whatnot. It's on my own to-do list at least to get a little more sleep in.

Thanks lads. I'm gonna do as invited and take a break from image boards for a little while. I'll just lean hard into a different form of escapism but at least it might involve some of real life in it.

I love you, God loves you more than I do etc

USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST Democratic decision, sorry lad

BO can you please ban this schizoid walltexting yank cunt.
>BO can you please ban this schizoid walltexting yank cunt.
All those in favor say "aye", all those against say "nah".
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aye
Aye
I fucking love eggs and soldiers. The nostalgia I get from it is almost oegasmic.
>>6214
Aye
The ayes have it, the ayes have it.
I can't fucking stand this.
I'm afraid of everything, I'm scared to shower incase I slip, I'm scared to use the stove and even walk on the kitchen floor incase I slip. I'm terrified of everything.
I used to be a normal fucking human and now I can barely function. I used to be so relaxed, I was a gormless fuck.
I don't know why I'm so terrified of slipping when I don't particularly care if I wake up dead or alive
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>>6221
Take up the old "wank in front of the ghosts" mentality.  You know these fears are irrational, so go the tub and the kitchen floor and say "I fucking dare you, faggot" and do what you need to do without further hesitation.
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>>6222
I've never heard that term in my life and googling it only resulted in porn.
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I am going to become a CCNAigger and I cannot stop myself.
>>6223
I think he meant the old thing where if you're going for something nerve-racking like a job interview, you imagine the interviewers sitting on the toilet or something embarrassing for them like that to make yourself less nervous.
That sort of thing has never worked for me, I think I'm too autistic to fool myself like that.
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Shan't be reading all that. Hello lads.
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>>6229
Alright lad, how you doing?
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hello everyone!
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>>6231
alri la
Hi Lads
Just out of hospital. I had 2 back to back seizures, the 2nd one made me bite my tongue and cheeks until blood was pouring out my mouth in the back of an ambulance. In A&E I just kept ripping the IV drips out of my arm.
I was completely delusional and couldn't tell the difference between my own house and a hospital room, I thought I was being imprisoned inside my own property.
Definitely one of the worst weeks of my life.
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>>6233
Fucking hell, you doing alright now though lad?
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>>6233
Sorry to hear that, Lad. Let's hope that never happens again!

Any ideas what happened to you?
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>>6174
>I'm not sure if girls break up with me for logical reasons or they are just stupid. I'm tall, I'm nice, I have a nice cock, I cook nice food.
Lad. Women are looking for an intimate emotional experience in a relationship, the size of your cock or your height don't matter as much as almost every man seems to think they do. Listing a set of criteria that has nothing to do with your personality/how you relate to women on an emotional level suggests that you have a massive blindspot that lead to you getting dumped. I've noticed this is a pretty common thing in autistic lads too.
>Life is fucking horrible, I'm never dating again. I'm going to stay in my bed forever.
Don't be like that mate, it's a learning experience. I know that it's rough to feel loved for the first time and have that ripped away but you could be happy if you work on your social skills 
>>6175
this guy's advice is fucking retarded please don't listen to him
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Alright lads? I haven't posted in a little bit, how have you all been? I'm pretty bored because the summer is here and I don't really have anything fun planned like last year, although I might be heading to ireland towards the end of the holidays. Also my brother is set to have a baby this year so that's exciting!
How've you all been?
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>>6237
I'm alright lad, got a 5-day trip to North Wales in less than 2 weeks which should be good. If any of you know any good lesser-known natural/historic places to visit around there, let me know.

>Also my brother is set to have a baby this year so that's exciting!
Being an uncle is pretty fun, hope it all goes well.
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>>6234
Way better, my agrophob
>>6234
Hit reply too soon on my previous post.
I was trying to say that having 2 seizures somehow kind of killed my agoraphobia. I suppose it was having multiple doctors telling me how close I came to death stopped me being as scared of everything.

>>6235
I went round to my dad's for tea. I slipped whilst kneeling on a bench trying to reach something at a hight and knocked myself unconscious. My dad tried to help me to my feet (bad idea, thanks dad) and then I stumbled and hit my head even worse before having my first seizure.
2nd one was the tongue biting one in the back of an ambulance.
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>>6236
Working on confidence is one thing, working on social skills is another. One of the reasons she broke up with me was because of frequent miscommunications and she provides a few examples and I still believe I did nothing wrong.

On one occasion we were lying in bed together and I told her I have to go home. She said aww and asked if I could stay a bit longer. I laughed and said I'll stay another 20 minutes and she seemed happy with that. I looked at the time on my phone and waited precisely 20 minutes before announcing that it has been 20 minutes and telling her I need to leave now. She wasn't happy at all, apparently saying 20 minutes shouldnt mean exactly 20 minutes.
Is that bad?
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>>6238
>Being an uncle is pretty fun, hope it all goes well.
Cheers mate. I'm pretty thrilled about the whole thing because I'm not at the point where I could start my own family yet but ever since my little cousins became teens I've been really missing having kids around. This will be my first ever nephew/niece too so it's a pretty huge deal. My poor brother has been shitting it but me and mum have been helping him relax a little and look forward to the positives of it all. 
Never actually been to Wales so I can't offer any travel tips sadly, I hope you have fun though lad.
>>6240
 >having 2 seizures somehow kind of killed my agoraphobia
If it was a grand mal/tonic clonic then that would explain it, seizures are pretty intense neurological events and changes in cognition are fairly common. I remember I started believing in god after a string of seizures in my early 20s - mental how that works. 
>>6241
Yeah mate, you clearly weren't trying to do anything wrong but it sounds like you interpreted her response too literally. She likely wanted you to spend the night but when you said she'd only stay for twenty minutes thought that she was annoying you and that you really wanted to go home. Your checking the time to leave at precisely twenty minutes likely made her think that you were irritated and eager to leave, and consequently that you maybe didn't enjoy being in her company very much. 
I'm not saying that's what *you* felt about her to clarify - but that's how the situation would have read to a neurotypical person. One big thing I've noticed with male autists is they seem to learn masking behaviours at much lower rates than their female autistic counterparts - are you familiar with masking at all as a concept? 
Sorry again about the breakup lad. It doesn't sound like you were a bad person or inherently undesireable to this woman or anything like that. Miscommunications tend to have a habit of sinking relationships unfortunately, especially when it comes to things like communicating love and affection.
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>>6242
I'm not familiar with masking, can you explain?
I hate having to interpret people's vagueness, I like people who actually are fine when they say they're fine. Might be a sperg thing. She did say "you're autistic and the only reason you don't know you're autistic is because everyone you have ever known is autistic".

>tfw I'm a single neet having seizures and my ex is earning £46k and probably riding high quality cock

I hope all you lads are having a better time than me right now.
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I walked all the way to Asda yesterday and bought stuff without panicking. Not even a slight bit of nervousness.
I'm enjoying this.
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>>6243
I'd rather have seizures than be a unlovable virgin.
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>>6246
Have you ever had one?
>>6243
>I'm not familiar with masking, can you explain?
Masking is basically when autists learn the social rules and customs of neurotypical people and apply them, because they realise that if they continue to act completely autistic and never modify their behaviour for other people then they will have difficulty with social relationships
>I like people who actually are fine when they say they're fine. Might be a sperg thing. 
It definitely is, I've known a few autistic lads who have said the same thing
>I hope all you lads are having a better time than me right now.
I've actually been having a little bit of a rough one too, I was let down by someone I valued and now have to reckon with the fact that I'm probably better off without them. Life is full of heartbreaks big and small, romantic or otherwise. I'd imagine a big part of the reason you're hurting so bad is because this girl was maybe your first love, or maybe the first in a long time? Either way you'll eventually heal and come back from all this a little bit stronger and a little bit wiser. Try to keep your chin up, mate. 
>>6244
nice la
>>6246
bit rude mate
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>>6248
>is because this girl was maybe your first love, or maybe the first in a long time
I met my first girlfriend in March 2018 and I broke up with her in August last year. We lived together and had a dog.
I met my other ex in October a few months later and she broke up with me around May.
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>>6248
Masking sounds about right. It is a bit of a pain having to learn social skills as an adult that other people just effortlessly learned as they grew up.
Why are you having a rough patch?
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>>6249
That's rough mate. I've actually had a similar situation in having one longer term relationship that ended followed by a second that was shorter and immensely dissapointing. 
>>6250
> It is a bit of a pain having to learn social skills as an adult that other people just effortlessly learned as they grew up.
Aye, I'd imagine so, but learning them could really help you build a better life for yourself. My brother used to be a shutin autist that did nothing but playing videogames but started to learn masking in his mid teens and now he's a full blown normie and starting his own family. 
>Why are you having a rough patch?
I'm just sad about a relationship ending I guess, same as you. Life can be tiring at times. Still, I doubt you or me or anyone who was positng on /britfeel/ back in the early days thought they'd ever be willing and able to have any sort of actual romantic relationship at all right? I suppose from that perspective we're both doing well enough for ourselves.
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>>6251
>Still, I doubt you or me or anyone who was positng on /britfeel/ back in the early days thought they'd ever be willing and able to have any sort of actual romantic relationship at all
I think about this a lot sometimes, especially about other britfeelers. If my 21 year old self could see me now, id probably be immensely impressed.
Your situation does seem similar to mine, but my long term first relationship was underwhelming. She was painfully scared of being alone and I was just desperate and finally got used to her.
My 2nd short term relationship was fulfilling. She was a full blown posh normalbitch who took me to spa hotels, encouraged me to better myself and took me to raves whilst convincing me to eat strange pills. Happiest I've ever been and most fun I've had in my life.
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>>6252
> If my 21 year old self could see me now, id probably be immensely impressed.
Yeah, it's very easy to lose perspective after a rough breakup and it pays dividends to just set our dissapointments in the wider context of our lives. When I was 21 I was constantly drunk, high, alienated and convinced I was destined for a life disconnected from the realm of normal human experience. I feel a bit weird saying this in a post where I'm also complaining about my own dissapointments and upsets - but I'm more or less at the happiest I've ever been. I don't want to die anymore and I don't feel the need to numb myself with narcotics round the clock just to make it through the day. I'm even happy more often than I am sad these days, which is something I never thought possible. 
> Happiest I've ever been and most fun I've had in my life.
iktf lad. my second relationship had a lot of good times too, we travelled a lot and I built some really good memories in what had otherwise been a pretty painful and trying life, I wish things had ended on better terms. Now it feels like all those memories I made are turning sour. I really can't wait to just meet some new people and make some memories of my own - been working more on building platonic friendships instead of anything romantic and might see if I can go on a little weekend city break with one of my mates or something.
It's not really the same as doing it with somebody who makes you feel loved, though, even if that love turns out to be an illusion.
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Got a bloke coming over mine today as a potential roommate. He is a surgeon who for some reason needs short term accomodation. Would have assumed he had hotel money to be honest.

>>6253
>I wish things had ended on better terms. Now it feels like all those memories I made are turning sour.
Trust me, even if they ended on good terms, your memories would still be soured.
Mine were left on good terms and I just felt confused, wondering what I did wrong. What actually happened between you two?
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Potential roommate wanker rescheduled for tomorrow. Bet there'll be another excuse then too.
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Happy father's day lads. Are any of you doing anything with your dads today? I'm just going to chill at his place for the evening and watch some telly, order takeout and maybe walk the dog. Should be comfy.
>>6255
>What actually happened between you two?
If I had to try and describe it succintly I'd say there was some sort of very erratic black/white emotional switching that took place or something. I went from being an object of affection to being an inconvenience and even an object of ire very suddenly. I was only really able to understand why when I talked to an ex and found out this was a common pattern of behaviour. It's been a fairly big knock to my confidence even though I know it wasn't really my fault honestly, mainly because I'm shockced I wasn't able to realise there was anything "off" before we started dating.
>>6257
I had a curry with him and then shared a pack of wine gums whilst watching breaking bad.
>>6257
That's normal. She probably was trying to push you into breaking up with her or trying to push your buttons until you snapped which would make her feel less guilty and remorseful about the breakup.

My first ex used to do that to me until I bought a house, dog, nicer car, started earning more money and she started getting fat and then suddenly she was all nice.
>>6257
>Happy father's day lads. Are any of you doing anything with your dads today? 
haven't spoken to him in over 2 years
>>6257
> Are any of you doing anything with your dads today?
Unfortunately he's dead. Although, I am a dad so spent it with my son.
I haven't been able to get sexually aroused since my seizures and head injuries. I hope this doesn't go on much longer.

I managed to force myself to cum once but my semen was translucent and there was barely any of it. I used to paint chunks on the ceiling and now it's like cracking open an undercooked soft boiled egg.
My doctor has gone on holiday at a very inconvenient time.
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>>6263
Doctors aren't about taking care of the ill, they are about handing out recommendations to a person one hour every month or so, if a person doesn't return thy couldn't care less
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>>6264
I don't want to be taken care of. I just want my FiT note extended and more zopiclone.
>roommate works 12 hours a day every day, commutes over 2 hours a day
>Makes as much money as me even though I do fuck all
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>>6266
Such is life, i spend 12 hours outside my trailer (10 working) doing semi-hard labor and i make the same as a dishwasher who works 7 hours plus another paid one for lunch
Sometimes it is about where you are at the moment and how much can you risk to jump into another job
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>>6264
Fuck doctors man. Incorrectly dignosed my dad for months until his kidney failed.
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>>6267
Just tell your GP you're depressed and you'll get a golden ticket.
>>6268
They also misdiagnosed my father because they didn't know and just guessed until something else arose and then guessed again.
Most medics are recipefags, it wasn't until a surgeon internist, a specialty paid after your client survives, diagnosed my father and cut him open on the spot thus saving him from a severely punctured upper intestine.
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>>6270
My mother was misdiagnosed twice before she went to another hospital, unfortunately by that point it had spread.
My Aunt was also misdiagnosed by the same hospital. Fortunately she knew to take this hospitals diagnosis with a pinch of salt, so quickly went to another hospital.
Women huh
Lads, do you ever get a feeling like someone is blowing into your ears and quickly flashing a torch into your eyes when you are in public places like a supermarket?
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Alright lads? Went out to a nice restaurant with my family to celebrate my birthday today, it was a lovely time. It had won a michelin star for five years in a row (didn't make the 2024 cut tho) and I'd say the food was cracking. Not even overpriced either. 
>>6273
that's just me. you are a targeted individual and i have to harass you so I don't lose my bennies, sorry mate.
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>>6274
What did you order?

Give me like £14 of your bennies. Swear on my nan I'll pay you back on Thursday mate
I think the only reason I wouldn't voluntarily have my memory wiped is because I deserve to suffer for what I've done.
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>>6276
Chin up, Lad.
>>6276
Nah, youre fine.
People do way worse things than you have probably done and they still wake up with a smile.
I paid full price for 28 15mg of my medication last month. Today I paid the same price for 28 30mg tablets.
They could have just gave me the 30mg and id crack them in half. They even have a little line down the middle so you can crack them easily. This is so fucking retarded.

I'm not even entirely sure why they increased the dose. It's supposed to take 4-6 weeks before they start to work and I've only been taking them just over 2.
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>>6279
To add insult to injury, another medication I was prescribed specifically instructed me to take half a tablet when needed. I needed to split them in half myself which was apparently fine.
You all voting tomorrow then lads?
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>>6281
I've never voted in an election before, debating whether I should bother to go vote for reform.
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I give up with british women.
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>>6283
I was expecting way worse.
Anyone been on any antidepressants?

I was given two kind of SSRIs and I refused to take them due to other people's bad experiences. Finally I was given Mirtazapine and it's supposed to take about 3-4 weeks to start working. So far I've just just felt worse. I'm not sure if it's a side effect, but I have some very heavy brain fog.
>>6283
why would you post this
Henlo everyone :)

I last posted on anon.cafe agessss ago

I am now making my first post on /britfeel/ on this lovely new website

So, without further prevarication, hello everyone!!!!
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I didnt vote today because I dont give a fuck about politics

/edge
>>6287
hello lad. nice of you to drop back by.
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>>6289
The pleasure, as always, is entirely mine my good man. I trust you have kept yourself well and in good health? If not, may my arrival herald a turn in your fortune for the better.
But really though, despite this being the first election that my vote would have made a real difference, it is the first election I decided not to partake in and I don't see myself ever voting again.

I just realised that my vote is utterly meaningless, and predictable according to my age and socioeconomic status and location. I don't want to be a number in their machine and I don't want to legitimise a system I despise.

If, by some mad chance, I wake up tomorrow to find my area's MP was elected by a single vote, then I will consider myself a fool for not having cast the deciding vote.

However, unless that happens, I really don't see why my vote matters.
The solutions and ideals I desire for this ancient land are too far beyond the contemplation of everyone.

If I had my way, there would be such a wailing and gnashing of teeth. I don't need to go into detail, but it would be biblical to say the least.

How can I translate that into a meaningful vote?
Although I do really want to see Nigel Fridge in parliament, just to banter the rest of them.
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>>6293
Can't go wrong voting for the biggest laughs, that's what I did today.
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>>6294
True, I should have gone along to spoil my ballot in a funny way. Or voted for Monster Raving Looney.

Clacton needs Farage to speak up for them unironically. Not very nice to see people taking the piss out of Jaywick all the time. It's not their fault that fashions changed and suddenly the British seaside isn't popular anymore (but the Spanish seaside is).

I'm just hoping that people wise up and make the decisions that are uncomfortable yet correct, rather than to go for the convenient but catastrophic option.

I won't hold my breath waiting for it though. More of the same is on the way with a big helping of corruption and ineptitude in due course.
>>6283
seconding the why would you post this
I am converting all the porn/anti-depressant medication posts (which are nasty) into posts about thatcher's cidre and mute swans (which are wonderful)
Currently drinking a 10 year old tawny port I received as a gift for my Birthday the other week.
Vinegar ball sweat.
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>1st Conservative MP of the night is elected

Here's to few more.

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A selection of late night music for your listening pleasure.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i4RfVRhhhNI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=po-0n1BKW2w

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rzvXBFwcyek
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THE RIGHT HONOURABLE MEMBER OF PARLIAMENT

FOR CLACTON

NIGEL

FARAGE
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eeeeeeeeeeeessssssssssssseeexxxxxxxx

>our MP is Nigel Farage
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3GwjfUFyY6M

The Member of Parliament for Clacton ladies and gentlemen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sq8ESXHVSHk

I didnt vote but I am pretty happy about those that did vote for Reform
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Allo /brit/ friends. I heard that something happened in one of your elections. I hope it was something good.
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>>6309
Oh believe me, it was a real 1776 4th of July treat.
Nigel "Poles out Pakis in" Farage is now an MP and will divert the right wing vote into propping up the fucking tory party. What a win, lads.
Can't wait to hear more about based niggers and pajeets.
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Voting is gay as fuck
Anyone who wastes their time crossing a box is probably retarded
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>>6312
Thanks for your input, Russell.
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>>6311
What tory party?
80 seats isn't much of a party
>>6313
Russell's had a funny turn these past 10 years. He's a grifter but I like how he went from openly calling Niggle Derringer a "£ shop enoch powell" on Custard Time to now doing youtube video reviews of Noodle Frottage's election speeches
>>6312
I voted knowing that it was meaningless so who's gay and retarded now?
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>>6316
Not you, that's a surety.
>>6316
People that come into threads and post 10 minutes long YouTube videos with no context.
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>>6311
What is your main disagreement with Nigel Farage?
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>>6320
He's very open and upfront about how much he loves browns and blacks and wants them all to come here (as long as they do it legally!).
"Net zero immigration" just means for every White that leaves the UK, a non-White comes in to replace them.
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>tfw tried so hard to gradually improve over the past 10 years until I had a normal life and suddenly it's all gone and back to being a recluse with no ambition
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>>6318
wheres the 10 minute long youtube video?
>>6321
Nigel got elected on a ticket of zero net migration.

How does that square peg fit into your circular "wants them all to come here" hole?
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>>6322
The real self improvement was the spiritual actualisation you found along the way.
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>>6319
>>6324
1. He has no intention of achieving net zero immigration
2. He has made multiple public statements over the years, including as recently as his post-election speech, that he is absolutely not racist and that he is perfectly happy for all manner of non-Whites to come to the UK as long as they come here LeGaLlY!

Stop falling for dog whistles from politicians and start taking them at their own word.
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>>6327
>1. He has no intention of achieving net zero immigration
You're calling him a liar?
>2. He has made multiple public statements over the years, including as recently as his post-election speech, that he is absolutely not racist and that he is perfectly happy for all manner of non-Whites to come to the UK as long as they come here LeGaLlY!
Not an argument
Today's Horoscope: Something you lost will be found today
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>>6329
I have lost a pair of my shoes and id quite like them back.
>>6327
Perfect is the enemy of good, less immigration is better than more. Please explain otherwise.
how the fuck do people cope without having a car, this is unbearable.
The indignity of having to peddle a bike to the shops with a backpack is unbearable.
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>>6332
Urbanoids rock

Ruralites shock
going shopping with a backpack is peak /britfeel/
just use carrier bags you nonce
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>>6335
And where the fuck do I put carrier bags when I'm riding a bike?
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Just had my first wank in months.
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>>6336
in the gay little basket on the front
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>>6338
That sounds significantly worse than just using a backpack.
>>6337
was it worth it?
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>>6340
It was. I wanted to make sure my dick still works.
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>>6341
no, i mean was it worth going without a wank for months?
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>>6342
It made no difference. This wasn't some sort of nofap thing, I just lost the urge to wank.
How many people still post here?

Not some random American, but actual people who posted here back during the olden days.
>>6344
I've been here for years, I don't really post though.
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>>6345
By "years" do you mean 4chan r9k, 8chan or a few years
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>>6344
Not the other lad, but I've been here since the 8chan board launched, early 2015.
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>>6347
Is that Lupus's hand?
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>>6348
Yup.
>>6344
Been here on and off since at least 2014.
Haven't heard from Japan's subway pest in a while.
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>>6351
Hopefully some chinaman clipped him.
I remember a certain lad telling us several years ago how he looked out the window and he was surprised what season it was. I found that impossible to relate to until very recently.
Is it perhaps time the threadmaker gets to work?
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>>6344
I don't post very often, but I've been here since the beginning.
https://x.com/NetworkRailSCOT/status/1817247578540355958
>tfw all your neighbours are underclass
Anyone else in their 30s now?
I can't believe I was about 21 when I found this place.
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>>6359
i'll be 35 soon
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>>6360
How does it make you feel?
I remember when I was on 4chan I would take the piss out of people for being old and also pretend I was nostalgic over stuff I don't remember with people who were a bit older because it gave me a sense of fitting in.
I don't feel like I'm at an age any longer where anything I do wrong is excusable with my age which is something I've used as an excuse my entire life.
I remember when I was 22 I was venting in a britfeel thread and someone suggested I go to university and I replied saying I was too old.
It's weird going to the doctor's and having an appointment with a man who is possibly 6 years older than myself.

Even physically I can see the effects of aging on my body like the fine lines near my eyes or that grey pube.
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>>6359
I'm 32, was 23 when I arrived here. It's mostly the same except I get injured doing things I'd previously walk off, and recovery takes an order of magnitude longer (or more).

I remember back then the old question "where do you think you'll be in 10 years?" being asked, and I said something to the effect of "probably exactly where I am now". I was right.
>>6359
In a couple years I will be, I've started studying for IT certs hoping to escape NEETdom before then.
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>>6363
How do you study for it certs?
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>>6361
>How does it make you feel?
Old.
>I remember when I was 22 I was venting in a britfeel thread and someone suggested I go to university and I replied saying I was too old.
I remember doing this too. I was 24 and looking for work, my local college had this apprenticeship drive thing going on and I went for an interview but felt too self-conscious about it because I was "too old" so I went for a dead end job instead and I'm still there.
Not to say the apprenticeship thing would've panned out, but I'll never know now, and in retrospect 24 was absolutely not too old.
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>>6365
>tfw snob parents heavily discouraged me from doing an apprenticeship because they loathed anything that was looked working class

You're not too old now, really. There's an apprentice at my workplace who was 31 when he started.
>>6364
I have a couple textbooks, watch videos, use anki flashcards and use simulation software.
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>>6367
Where do you study for them?
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>>6368
At home.
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>>6369
Thats neat, is this open university or something?
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Im going to to pay £190 vehicle tax on a car I'm not allowed to drive.
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>>6370
There are a few companies that do certifications, CompTIA is probably the most well known. From what I've been told you take the exam online while an Indian watches you through a webcam or you go somewhere in person.
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>>6372
How long does it take?
Id appreciate any advice you could give.
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>>6371
M A D M A N
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>>6373
It depends on the certification, I'm studying for the CCNA which apparently takes six months.
This whole implicit 'white men are stupid and evil thugs' damage control narrative has got me quite blackpilled
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>>6376
I have absolutely no clue what this could be referring to
>>6376
That's unfortunate.  I don't know what to say other than obvious things like "life is struggle" and "they wouldn't propagandize so hard if they didn't think it was essential."

Today I've been listening to a talk Michael Chricton gave around 2006, about media as the preachers of this religion now called "The Science" and the psychological harm these people cause.  It's weirdly refreshing to remember that this problem of hysterical schizos running the media is nothing new.

Governments know how to weaponize our psychology against us better now, but that's it.

And you know that it's weaponized, so adjust your expectations accordingly.

https://youtu.be/MDCCvOv3qZY&t=480
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>>6378
I know it is psychological warfare. What's blackpilling is that normal people, especially women around my age, believe this sort of thing.
>>6376
Don't be niggerpilled, that's just what the kikes want you to be.

Remember that """we""" also created all the great institutions of The Western Tradition. We are--in general--intelligent, creative, and diligent. We do have a violent side as well (good for ruling, etc.) The kikes know this, and it's their biggest fear that we will eventually overturn their ((( usurpations ))) and take back what has rightfully been ours all along.

>tl;dr
Just work on improving yourself lad. In the end we're all gonna make it. Cheers.
When the fuck did it start costing £6.50 for a medium jar of coffee. How the fuck am I supposed to survive without a job?
Did you enjoy highschool?
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>>6382
The school part of it was shite, but the social part of it was a laugh (mostly).
>>6382
No, probably the worst time of my life.
I have an irrational fear of the train and I'm on the train right now.
If I die of a stroke, goodbye.
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>>6385
>have fear of train
>get on train
>nothing happens
>get off train
>GOTO 10
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>>6385
>>6386
language BASIC
10  CLS
20  IF Day=Weekday THEN
30    GOSUB 90
40    IF On_Train THEN PRINT "Lad is scare"
50  ELSE
60    IF Off_Train THEN PRINT "Lad is unscare"
70  END IF
80  GOTO 10
90  PRINT "Lad must board train"
100 RETURN
Everyone else my age is going bald, getting fat and ugly. I'm not and it feels great.
It's almost like compensation for my earlier life.
I've been ugly for a long time but I fear I am getting fatter and balder.
I've spent nearly every month this year just scrounging off the government whilst I sit on my outside step chain-smoking from 8am til midnight. Weirdly I feel less depressed than I did when I had a less degenerate lifestyle.
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>>6382
>highschool
FOY
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>>6392
In the north we call it highschool.
Posh spaz.
My school in the south was a "high school" as well, but they also called the head "principal" and deputy heads "vice principals". Tryhard wankers the lot of em.
>>6391
I tried bennies but then the gubberment said I wasn't looking for work and made me pay it all back. Have you got a disability?
In school a girl asked if I was a virgin during a lesson, it was already pretty obvious I was from first glance. After turning bright red and saying "n-no" she demanded I tell her who I've shagged and I said I didn't know and then everyone laughed at me. They started chanting virgin over and over. Everyone joined in, even people who were bigger virgins than me.
I don't trust people who enjoyed school.
hello lads
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>>6397
hello lad
Starting to feel like life just isn't a good experience and there isn't much reason to keep going. All that is in store for me is more suffering; if there was a good reason for it maybe it would be worth it.
Look inwards to find what you need, Lad.
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>>6401
Suspect you're being vague because there is no answer.
Heh, not really. You're only hope--our only hope--is the Holy Sprit drawing all men to Christ (this happens inside you, BTW). Jesus Christ is always the answer for mankind, Lad.

https://biblehub.com/john/14-6.htm
https://www.gotquestions.org/way-truth-life.html
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0wBlXEZipG8
Tried to get the bus by myself for thw first time ever and it didn't arrive so I had to walk about 80 minutes home.

Not having a license is fucking shit
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I thought I'd go on 4chan for old times sake. What the fuck is this shit?
4chan premium used to be a joke back when I posted, the captcha is fucking atrocious and for some reason it thinks half of my posts are spam. I disnt even get a chance to judge the userbase.
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>>6404
Why don't you get a license?
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>>6405
It died years ago. It's actually gayer now than reddit was back when the 4chan v reddit stuff kicked off in 2012 or whenever, the userbase is utterly braindead.
>>6406
Because I had a bunch of seizures so I losy my license for 6 months
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>>6408
I would've thought that'd be a permanent disqualification.
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>>6405
It's full of bots and the average poster is a furry or adjacent degenerate, worst of all they don't even get made fun of for it.
>>6409
Getting blackout drunk and crashing into a police car isn't a permanent disqualification.
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>>6409
My last reply sounded a bit rude.
But no, not a permanent disqualification. From what I've been told, the DVLA will contact my GP 6 months from the date of my last seizure and assuming I've had no more, I'll get my license back.
>>6411
I would've thought that was also a permanent disqualification to be honest.
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>>6413
No, not a permanent disqualification. From what I've been told, the DVLA will contact my parole officer 6 months from the date of my last cop car smashing and assuming I've had no more, I'll get my license back.
I have gyno.
My penis stings.
Did any of you lads absolutely hate r9k when you were younger yet still obsessively browsed it?
Britfeel was such a comfy escape.
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>>6418
I hated it and didn't browse it because it was mostly about "real life" stuff and misery, which I was using the internet to escape from. I predominantly stuck to /a/ and /v/, later /vg/.
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>>6419
I'm surprised, most people start with /b/
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>>6420
/b/ never interested me much. I checked it out occasionally between 2005-2008 since everyone was talking about it but never stuck around. Wasn't until I got interested in anime that I had a reason to start actually frequenting the site.
>>6418
Never used /r9k/ once, it just seemed like it was full of mopey poofs.
>>6418
Yeah, I used it to engage in misogyny and virgin purity spiralling.
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>>6423
Same.
Calling people a degenerate for having sex whilst I watched 2 hours of pornography a day was fun.
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Anyone here going bald? I've always had empathy for balding men because I can imagine how awful it is.
In my workplace there were always men who turned up with scabby heads after their hair transplants. I looked up the cost and it was quite unsettling. Fortunately I don't seem to be going bald.
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>>6426
no, my dad went bald but I'm showing little to no signs of balding at 31. Starting to believe the "it skips a generation" meme.
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>>6427
I should add he went bald in his early 20s.
>>6426
The worst of it was the "going" part - mine took like 7 years to finish falling out on top. I actually quite like the final results though. I should have just ran No. 1 guard (or no guard) right away and saved the money from bad haircuts.
Any of you lads ever met Harrison Ford?
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>>6426
yes, late 20s
30 years old and I'm having to learn how to use the bus for the first time.
I'm so unsuccessful that I've managed to snuff my bloodline out of the middle class.
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>>6433
What's to learn? There will be smelly proles and homeless people.
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>>6430
Yes once, when I worked a catering gig for "Kingdom of the Crystal Skull" in 2007. At one point I got the opportunity to say hi as I was putting out some food and he came over to get first dibs on the sandwiches. He smiled at me but before he could say hi back, there was a loud crash from across the room. Shia LaBeouf had shoved a crew member into what I can only describe as a big stage light, and the whole thing collapsed on him. Ford muttered something under his breath and quickly darted out of the room with a fistfull of sausage rolls. 

Seemed like a nice guy.
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>>6434
Finding out where it goes, knowing what to ask for when I get on, knowing when to get off and so on. It's complicated.
>>6435
When I was a child I visited Bovington Tank Museum and they let me take a ride sat in the commander's hatch of a Sherman tank that would become the tank in Fury with Brad Pitt and Shia LaBeouf.
My friend in primary school lived opposite someone who's uncle knew a former band member from Duran Duran.
One of my mates from college knew a girl who had shagged one of the Chuckle brothers
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Watched The Whale last night.
Its the first time in my life I've cried at a film.
>>6441
It was Barry wasn't it.
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>>5999 (OP) 
I love the Brits
I am an American.
It saddens me to see them give up their country to the shit colored trash people of the world... 
Remember your ancestors. Take back your nation! SAVE BRITANNIA! 
kill the leftist scum and take back the UK! 
YOU ARE BETTER THAN THEM!
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>>6444
good bait
>>6444
Get the fuck out, yank
I'm so fucking done. I did everything right.
I looked at the bus timetable, I got there early enough, I was a little bit miffed that it was over 10 minutes late but then the cunt driver drove straight past me.
What the fuck is the point in public transport if it doesn't show up on time and doesn't even stop to pick me up?
I don't want the indignity of asking my parents for a lift so I suppose I'll just walk and hour.
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>>6447
Time to learn to drive lad. Public transport in this country is SHIT and it's not getting better any time soon.
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>>6448
Ive had a driving licence since I was 17.
I'm the lad who had the seizure so I can't.
>>6447
Did you stick your hand out?
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>>6450
Yes
Id recommend looking at the moon tonight.
Have any of you lads been playing anything good lately?
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>>6453
Played your mum last night.
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>>6454
waheyyy
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>>6453
Victoria 2
What's the most expensive item any of you have broke or lost?
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>>6457
A 5-month old GBA SP when I was 12, got nicked on a school trip. Still miffed about it 20 years later.
>>6457
Crashed my first car, think it was worth about £5k.
Finally went back to work (part time) after 6 months of sick pay.
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>>6461
What were you off for?
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>>6462
Being too depressed to function.
Would you let a man suck your cock for £4,500?
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>>6464
how cute is he
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>>6464
where am i going to find £4500?
>>6465
No, he is a 30 stone 60 year old man with rotten teeth and Scouse accent.
Two and a half fucking hours it took me to get home from work. The slaves had a better work life balance than this.
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>>6468
Iktf. At least if I were a slave I wouldn't be threatened with being fired or have to feign camaraderie with my masters.
When was the last time you lads cried?
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>>6470
last time i watched samurai jack
>>6470
When my 12yo dog died, that was last year
Lads, what do you do when having a normal job and a partner just isn't enough? What if the thought of having children and a promotion just doesn't cut it?
What if you have also gone down the route of self improvement and then finally caving in to the medical route and even medication doesn't fill the gap?
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Good boys keep at it
>>6473
Dunno mate, maybe go for a walk or something
FUCK, I scraped the side of a parked car. Dealing with this is going to be humiliating.
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I think I'm the happiest I've ever been in my life right now and I still don't feel happy.
I'm setting myself up for failure once again.
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>>6477
I reckon you just have unrealistic expectations. Neutrality with occasional ups and downs is about as good as it gets.
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>>6478
My expectations aren't very high, lad
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>>6476
Yikes - bad luck there, sorry mate. 

I like driving high mileage rigs, if someone hits me and they're not a jerk about it, I'll let it slide if my car is drivable. Someone did that for me once and I'm more than willing to return that favor.
>>6479
You're expecting to feel happy, which is too high.
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Hi guys im new here. And why can i hear yorkshire from the wy you guys speak?
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>>6477

You need to feel satisfied and content. Not happy
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>>6481
>>6483
There seems to be a misconception whenever someone says they want to be happy, that you're expecting them to want to be jumping with joy every moment.
I want to be content, not miserable and occasionally have the opportunity to be happy for engaging in tasks that bring happiness.
>>6482
Piss the fuck off, just piss off.
God I'd pay like £43 to go back to 2015 britfeel era of my life.
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>>6486
I'd pay magnitudes more not to go back.
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>>6487
But it was comfy
Lads, it's a bit shit when your mental health is rapidly declining.
Its weird thinking that I could just go on a metro 1 year ago and now it utterly terrifies me.
I remember posting on here during a slump in 2017 or so expressing that I couldn't believe I had the motivation to paint by bedroom "this time last year".
I assumed that by my age I'd have outgrown depression, but I'm still a mopey fuck.
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>>6489
It's probably shite because you keep reaffirming it instead of challenging it.
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In a couple of years I'll have spent very close to the entirety of my twenties in my room alone. I suspect being a normie was never on the cards for me so I'm not that upset, but I think I would have preferred it.
Well lads, it finally happened.
I'm now being forced to take an equality and diversity course at my workplace just because I spoke about the slavery population in south America in the 19th century and corrected someone's claims about homosexuality in ancient Rome.
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>>6492
This is just like what they did to David Irving.
>>6492
The workplace feels so hollow and fragile at the moment. I just had my DEI training too - 8 hours of reprogramming to be corporate complaint drones. And it's not worth leaving, the pay is fair and other places are worse!
All women do is treat you like an object to get over their ex and then toss you in the bin like a used wankrag.
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>>6495
It's time to start using women.
t. Virgin
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>>6496
This is impossible to do when you've spent most of your life being a chronic virgin and as a result you fall in love with every woman who touches you.
I'm staying single forever. I should have just remained a perma virgin.
It hurts a lot when someone says "you mean so much to me" and then 3 days later says "hey, I just kind of need a bit of space right now" and then ghosts you for seemingly no reason.
What's with all these chavs casually wearing balaclavas. Saw a lad with one on clearly just waiting for the bus home from school.
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>>6499
Piss off
>>6499
They like watching their roadman tiktoks and admire them. It's the same phenomenon of middle class American kids trying to be gangsta when we were growing up.
They'll grow up and probably cringe at themselves.
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Lads do you all like my drawing /editing of my gf's photo?

(im proud and will show her tonmorow when she comes back)
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>>6502
Kill yourself.
>>6499
>>6501
I really do hope so. More accessible forms of deception and less activated brain cells may say otherwise
Lads, why would a woman ever say phrases like "you mean so much to me" and other shit like "I love you" before ghosting you for 2 weeks with one message because "I'm working on myself".

I spent £80 on tickets to a show for us. She ghosted me and said "sorry I'm with my friend". When I said we would miss the show she said "ah no way, hope you've had a good day though".

I hear all the rediculous stories at work of people's partners cheating on them or being caught talking to girls on onlyfans and they stick with them. What the fuck have I done? Maybe I should start doing shit like that in future.
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>>6505
computing...computing*dial up*....
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>>6505
She's messing you about lad. Often people are in relationships where they don't actually love each other which is why they stay together even after one is caught cheating.
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>>6507
Why though, what is she possibly getting out of this? I wouldn't even do this to someone I disliked.
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>>6508
Maybe she has BPD or one of those other mental illnesses that make you treat people like shit.
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>>6509
Well that's not very nice. Dare I say, it's quite hurtful.
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>>6509 Lad, that is actually blunt and pointless.
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>>6510
>>6511
I'd say it's more hurtful and pointless to treat someone the way she is treating you/him.
>>6510
>>6511
What is hurtful about what he said? Were you expecting a nice reason as to why she would be treating you poorly?
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>>6513
Agreed on this point. Closest way to not total dunk on her might be to say she's a people juggler and always has multiple balls in the air.
I had one where we were supposed to have a casual date, I was down at the bar waiting, but she texted back that she couldn't because she was with a friend and couldn't talk right now. I weasn't super mad, it did me a favor. That's highschool stuff: not interested.
>>6513
That wasn't me
There's a trickster in our ranks.
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>>6516
Lad, that is actually nasty and stupid.
Well, had my 8th seizure of the year. I woke up in bed, confused and not knowing where I was until I realized my tongue hurt and then I suddenly knew it was post seizure symptoms. I quickly called an ambulance and fortunately I waited until I got to the room where they sort the stretchers out before I had another seizure.
Still no diagnosis. I might just have silly rain.
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>>6518
*Brain
Obviosly
>>6518
Brain tumour?
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>>6520
Nah, my CT head scan was fine.
It might be because I go through phases of eating like half a small meal of fast food per week.
Remember the humiliating awkwardness in school when the teacher asked you to discuss with the person sat next to you, but you were sitting next to a normal girl.
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>>6523
No, I went to a boys' school.
>>6523
They'd usually just turn around to the person on their other side, even if it meant they were talking in three.
Women will rip your heart out on a whim and be too cowardly to explain why.
The dumb bitch is coming to my house on the weekend to collect her things. I'm going to hand them over in a bin bag and be unnecessarily rude to her. I'm keeping her backpack too. It's a nice wax Barbour one.
I am on the absolute verge of giving up on women and shagging lads. I am filled with so much anger and hate right now. I can't wait to see her stupid face as I drop the bin bag full of her shit right Infront of her. I'll empty it all right Infront of her, throw the bin bag before her feet and then slam the door in her dumb fucking face.
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>>6526
can't relate
I hate that bitch so fucking much. She made me feel so happy and so good about myself just to absolutely emotionally destroy me. I have never been filled with so much hate and anger yet feeling so helpless and pathetic at the same time. I can only hope that she meets the love of her life, gets married, has children only to be cheated on. Maybe she will experience 1% of the pain I am feeling right now.
I am an ambarassment, I am now cringy. I've sent possibly the third 3 paragraph text to her explaining how I feel and it has gone ignored. FUCK.
To make matters worse, I also left my phone on the train, so if she has replied to my pathetic paragraph, I wont be able to see it.
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