/christmas/ - All Are Welcome

>>3168 (OP) 
Merry Christmas /fa/ , welcome!

>be fashionable
Hehe, sorry to disappoint you. I'm lounging at home atm in some ratty old shorts & shirt. My socke are nice though.  :^)

Hope you anons have something fun planned for Christmas.

>>3170
FAT FUCK FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>3170
Lol is that a thing?  :^)

Not really fat, I'm just fashion-inept.

>>3173
>>3174

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ah cool the closet homos are here
i have been meaning to look into color theory for clothes, but now i can get spoonfed instead
so like how do you pick colors for your outfit?
ik your skin color limits your pallet
so someone with very light skin like me should wear dark or pastel colors
but then how do i mix and match colors?
i dont wanna go out monochrome
ik black and white and gray are always safe bets no matter what, but theyre also boring af
i wanna know shit like, how to match pants with a jacket and undershirt
should it match the jacket or the shirt?
also is that even how colors work or did i get memed?

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WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF RETARDED BACKEND DOES THIS SITE USES
WHY CANT I UPLOAD A FUCKING WEBP FUCKKK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
whatevs, god invented imagemagick for a reason
there you go, a dithered png
just like god intended
amen

>>3174
Why not lol im drunk bro who cares just say it is real
That's a huge thing about fashion is simply being confident in whatever NONSENSE you're doing cuz really have you seen most fashion its horrible but if you wear it like "ya thats me fuk u budy" then its in style now
I saw some fat fuck a couple nights ago walking around in a long Versace coat and Hawaiian shorts and some retard shoes by himself at night and talked to him about it and he was just grabbing drinks and about to smoke a blunt by himself and regardless of the shit he was doing he pulled his "i paid thousands of dollars to look like trash" fit off cuz he just didn't care and was confident about it
sorry for the book report

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>>3179
the thumbnail is bigger than the image itself hahaha typical wiggerware

>sorry for the book report
sorry is that supposed to mean your post is long?
fucking pathetic, that shit is tiny
i bet your cock is tiny too
i used to write textwalls 1000x longer than that on a daily basis
back when i ruled the land

>>3179
calm down frank
just put the clothes on and look in the mirror and if it looks good then it looks good simple as don't overthink it if you're that insecure just do something you're fine with until you aren't such a pussy

>>3183
hell ya

>>3180
>but if you wear it like "ya thats me fuk u budy" then its in style 
I have a bush hat I wear here (in LA). For the first few times ppl were looking at me sideways (they usually had their lids on flipped nigger-style). But I just kept wearing it anyway b/c I myself personally like the hat. Now after months I often get compliments on that hat, so yeah.

>just put the clothes on and look in the mirror and if it looks good then it looks good
i have been doing that for years faggot
this is how i ended up owning a grand total of 5 shirts
have fun just eyeballing shit
but i aint a lazy cunt so i wanna minmaxxing my wardrobe

>>3188
Yeah dude that is exactly it

btw what yall mf think of rings?
i bought one recently
some red gem set on steel
no wtf that is tho, maybe ruby
doesnt really matter, its sparkly and thats all that matters
i wanna get a red shirt to match it

>>3189
neon with dayglow
have fun dipshit

>neon with dayglow
what did you say wigger?
i dont understand this /fa/g mumbo jumbo

>>3199
get your neon pink jnco mammoths and strap on an oversized dayglow blue wife beater and a pair of brown SOAPs

>>3193
haven't really worn rings much. seems a bit weird to me for men to wear them (or at least for me to).

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>seems a bit weird to me for men to wear them
i felt the same tbh
but i got used to wearing them now
btw my ring isnt a little girl ring, the stone if p big
its actually noticeable heavy on my finger
i kinda cringe when i see someone wearing a ring with a teeny tiny stone on top tbh
like whats even to point of having a gemstone if its isnt shiny smh
might was well wear a plain ring instead, looks less retarded

ok now an even more controversial variation
what about toe rings?
now THESE are exclusive to women
they are made specifically to around footfags, you cant convince me otherwise
but i dont think i have ever seem one in the wild tho

>noticeable
<noticeably

>around
<arouse

shit i need to remember to proofread BEFORE i post

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>>3220
My uncle wears big gold, diamond-encrusted rings but he's a fat boomer. Seems a bit tacky to me tbh. But what do I know about these things?

>>3220
I'm a footfag, and you might be right. They turn me on.

>>3230
let the man wear his rings

holy fuck im drunk


merry christmas 

i hope y'all have a wonderful night

>>3292
Heh, hope you don't feel too bad today, Anon.  :D