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>>2483 (OP) 
If they're saying they are a woman when they're clearly a man or vice versa, it's a dead giveaway. Their hair color is something they can never get right, typically its blue or purple. They also try too hard communicating with others by complaining about their life most of the time. But beware of pointing out any of these inhuman characteristics to them. They'll call for reinforcements by screaming as loud as they can.

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>>2483 (OP) 
>if you were an alien that was just dropped off here from across the galaxy then you would obviously make mistakes acting human, even if you looked identical to a human

>>2483 (OP) 
>I often wonder if there are extraterrestrials who are living or working on earth that either look close enough to us that it's hard to notice or are disguised as us? It's an interesting thing that i often think about in my free time, even since i was a kid. There was a guy in my town that lived close to me as a teen who was tall at around 7ft, super skinny and super white with white hair who just looked weird. It was pretty easy to notice him but the way he walked without swinging his arms and despite saying hi to him, he would not even look at us and just carry on walking made me and my friends think he was an alien or just had a problem since his eyes were far enough apart to fly a 737 in between.
There are actually rumors of that kind of thing going on and secret alien-human hybridization programs. It honestly wouldn't surprise me. I don't necessarily think the aliens are extraterrestrials though.

Well i imagine that they would have a weird accent and would eat weird foods. Would never be able to tell because you can't just walk up to people and say "hey, you do weird things and wear weird clothes so are you an alien?" Maybe they are among us but not like the average people would know, maybe not even the governments. Maybe just here to check how we are doing and run some science experiments.

>>2493
>would eat weird foods
I remember reading otherworldly entities can't eat leavened foods like a bunch of breads, also can't consume salt or at least quantities of it and i think can't digest unstructured water very well.

They're called jews

>FLEX LIKE DAVID ICKE
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