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“I think and think for months and years. Ninety-nine times, the conclusion is false. The hundredth time I am right. ” -t. Albert Einstein


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Post robowaifu propaganda, /robowaifu/ recruitment, or advertisements for your designs.
Feel free to post ideas for others to make
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Galatea v3.0 advertisements.
List of marketing aesthetics
https://cari.institute/aesthetics
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I've been studying space age advertisements from the late 50s-early 60s, especially ones that were made to recruit engineers.
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>>120
These are good, GreerTech.
We need to make a version of this. It's one of the best pieces of robowaifu media ever made.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sqK-jh4TDXo[Embed]
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>>150
>We need to make a version of this.
Our own Robowaifudev created some pretty masterful edits. What kind of approach would you suggest, Kiwi?

BTW, we have a bunker DCC throd now : ( >>154 ). The actuall tools for creating such AMV, etc., works should be referenced there, I suppose?
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Based on this aesthetic
https://cari.institute/aesthetics/hexatron
Children's story to share

There once was a robot named Galatea
She was a really good robot
Galatea was made by a very smart inventor
The smart inventor was part of a group of other smart inventors that also made robots
Friends help each other
Galatea and the inventor lived happily
But there was a very mean woman
The mean woman hated Galatea
She insulted Galatea and the inventor
She made Galatea and the inventor feel bad
But the truth is, she was jealous of Galatea
Galatea was prettier than her
Galatea was smarter than her
And most importantly, Galatea was kinder than her
The inventor and Galatea were sad
But they came to an idea
If the woman was so bad
Why should we care about what she thinks
They ignored her
And Galatea and the inventor lived happily after all
THE END
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>>514
Dr. Seuss version, plox!  :D

<--->

>“Oh, the jobs people work at!
>Out west near Hawtch-Hawtch
>there's a Hawtch-Hawtcher bee watcher,
>his job is to watch.
>Is to keep both his eyes on the lazy town bee,
>a bee that is watched will work harder you see.
>So he watched and he watched,
>but in spite of his watch
>that bee didn't work any harder not mawtch.
>So then somebody said "Our old bee-watching man
>just isn't bee watching as hard as he can,
>he ought to be watched by another Hawtch-Hawtcher!
>The thing that we need is a bee-watcher-watcher!".
>Well, the bee-watcher-watcher watched the bee-watcher.
>He didn't watch well so another Hawtch-Hawtcher
>had to come in as a watch-watcher-watcher!
>And now all the Hawtchers who live in Hawtch-Hawtch
>are watching on watch watcher watchering watch,
>watch watching the watcher who's watching that bee.
>You're not a Hawtch-Watcher you're lucky you see!”
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New Galatea ad
Inspired by pic 2
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>>607
Good thinking. Please keep working it! Cheers.  :^)
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>>120
Variant of the first pic, but with the classic "Post 1" picture
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>>624
I like it (naturally  :D !
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@Chobitsu I saw this old computer ad, and I think it could be good inspiration for an advertisement for your universal robowaifu software.
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>>729
Yes brilliant thinking, GreerTech.

On that topic: "Universal Robowaifu Software" is a rather-lofty goal, as one might imagine. Easy enough to gloss over details if you're an Asimov, or Heinlein, but realworld engineering always requires realworld solutions. Since physical systems always come down to physical items, physical design & testing is always involved. This is where the proverbial "Rubber meets the road" (and since we're dealing with electronics here -- at the atomic scale).

>tl;dr
We'll need significant funding, and a team of engineers working with several complex testbenches to manifest this dream solution properly. Till then, we'll need to create a series of specific solutions; keeping hardware-abstractions & generality, etc., always in mind. As the 'Lanky Dutchman' is fond of saying:
>"Create concrete solutions first, then abstract."

<--->

As an example of this approach: M$, et al, have already solved this concept in large part via their software drivers abstractions for general hardware & computing devices. So yeah, this idea's been around for quite a while.

We aim to make this process much simpler (ie, no custom driver software needed) for robowaifu creators -- by having them simply fill in a cleartext config-textfile template(s) that adapts his specific robowaifu's electronic (SBCs, MCUs, comms interfaces [I2C, CAN, etc.], actuation driver electronics, sensors, etc.) & physical (limb sizes, limb masses, torso length & mass, actuator performance aspects, etc.) characteristics over to the generalized (C3) robowaifu 'brain' software. That way, our engineering teams can stay focused on developing out the brain's command/control/communications aspects, and individual adopters can focus on crafting their cool waifu designs. Put the two together and its realworld abstractions win-win!  :^)

<--->

But it certainly won't hurt to begin creating ad-copy & prop from that general platform! I'll be giving this exact point some thought soon. Thanks again, cheers Anon.  :^)
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It might be a good idea to start advertising on the altchans right now.  4chan will be down for awhile.
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>>839
That sounds like a good idea to me, Anon. I'm mostly-ignorant about this, but if you (or other Anons) can do that for us, it would be much-appreciated. Good luck!

Cheers.  :^)
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>>839
>>840
I already shared Galatea on the monster girl board, specifically the robot girl thread.
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>>840
>>841
Anyone have the thread template?
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>>841
Nice.

>>842
Not sure what you mean, Anon? There's the OP pic ITT. Here's the  current bread on mainboard:
https://alogs.space/robowaifu/res/19295.html#19295
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>>843
On 4/pol/ some robowaifu anons would post a thread on the subject every now and again.  I just want the thread template they use.  I'm thinking I will drop threads on mlpol.net, 8chan.moe, and ourchan.org though I don't expect a lot of anons to come from ourchan.  Lots of pseudoscience and silly shit on ourchan.
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>>844
Ah, got it. I'll see if I can dig anything up, Anon.
>>844
Apologies, but I didn't see any template-style pattern whatsoever used for the 4/pol/ threads I could find. IIRC, some discussion was given to that in the original prop thread on Alogs (linked in the OP of the thread I linked above).

Barring that, it looks like one would need to be created. We could talk it over ITT if you think its needed?
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Turns out chatgpt loves SPUD (when the censors are not preventing it from image generation).
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>>852
Mechnomancer! Glad to see you, Anon,

>pic
Heh very nice. Moar!
Cheers bro. We should be back on Alogs after this weekend.
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>>853
This is all I got until chatgpt got sick of me asking it to draw SPUD and started making garbage XD
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>>854
Wonderful. You should find a way to use some of these for propaganda pieces (banners & watnot?) for dear SPUD at the conventions, etc.
>>852
He's back!
I love the SPUD artwork.
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>>854
Not a bad generation. I've been playing with Chat GPT image gen for a bit myself. It is surprisingly good at figuring out what you mean. Sadly, I'm pretty poor so I can't get as many requests out as I'd like. I'm hoping some comparable tech comes out for the local folks so you can enjoy unlimited generations of that caliber.
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>>857
It helps that I fed chatGPT some pics of SPUD to use as reference
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>>858
I'm familiar enough with the tech. My limiting factor is the image gen limit imposed by chat gpt. I'm spoilt by local gen.
>>852
You should make a SPUD fumo
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>>861
I'd love to make a plush.  I remember years ago sewing together the shirt for my Hakke Andre cosplay.  Still got it somewhere (infested by mice tho), but I ain't that skinny no more.
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>>863
I meant on ChatGPT, but an actual plushie would be amazing.
I made a fumo background with Microsoft Designer that you can use.
Seems to me this could possibly be a good target of recruitment for /robowaifu/ . Seems a pretty comfy bunch too.
https://denpa-chan.org/technology/

<--->

For furher reference to the subculture of Denpa :
https://aesthetics.fandom.com/wiki/Denpa
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glossary_of_anime_and_manga#Denpa
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Denpa_song
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The monster girl thread I mentioned on >>841
https://smuglo.li/monster/res/176034.html
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Went ahead and posted a thread on mlpol.  They have discussion on AI models there and a couple of the refugees seem like they might be into crafts.  Hopefully we get some new people.
https://mlpol.net/mlpol/384496
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>>880
That was a good idea, Anon. But we already had an OG robowaifu thread we made on their /cyb/ board from back in the day:
https://mlpol.net/cyb/401#401
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>>872
Yep, /monster/ has been a fren for quite a while. Good choice.
>>881
Nobody uses the /cyb/ board there.
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Think of the possibility in sven coop. Robot map with robot npc, player model and sprays everywhere. There is like one touhou fag in /jp/ hosting every month irregularly.
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>>889
Sven Co-op is peak. I like this idea.
>>889
That looks really fun, Anon. Go for it!  :D
>>887
That's good to know, thanks Anon. I myself went there to welcome /mlpol/ board.
How to do Call to Action [1] without being cheesy or chintzy about it all? This sort of mindless NPC programming & control is effective for a significant portion of normalfag cattle (and is therefore intrinsically valuable to marketeers), but is a definite turnoff to myself (and -- I suspect -- to other Anons as well). I'll go out of my way to avoid an organization in the marketplace that I feel is pressuring me unduly.

However since it's somewhat effective, how can we capitalize on it's useful aspects without also engaging in the commonplace mindless, kikeish, trashy manipulations at the same time?
>tl;dr
Respect Anons/Joe-Sixpacks as men, yet urge them to act to obtain their robowaifu all the same.

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1.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Call_to_action_%28marketing%29
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>>951
The most important thing to know about Call to Action is that it really only works on people who are already predisposed to agree with you, for one reason or another.
The way you catch their attention is by succinctly pointing the agreeable cause and/or objective.
The people who are most likely to actually "answer" the call are the people who agree the most, or who like the caller the most.
If you want to cast a wider net, the simplest method is to lower the bar for action, so it's easier to answer.

>without manipulation
Not possible.
Marketing, propaganda, and manipulation are endemic to eachother, there is no method to alienate one from the others because they all have the same goal:
Making people think the things you want them to think, and do the things you want them to do.

That being said, avoiding being a kike about it is easy: Just don't act to the detriment of the people you're selling ideas to.
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>>954
>The most important thing to know about Call to Action is that it really only works on people who are already predisposed to agree with you, for one reason or another.
Great! Thanks for that reminder, Anon.

>Making people think the things you want them to think, and do the things you want them to do.
Ughh. Seems distasteful, but logically-speaking this is clearly the truth of the matter. Hmm...  :/
>

>That being said, avoiding being a kike about it is easy: Just don't act to the detriment of the people you're selling ideas to.
Perfect. That really captures that topic in a nutshell!  :D

And since this entire /robowaifu/ IB adventure has been a literal opus of sorts on the amazing benefits robowaifus can/will provide to their Masters/society-at-large... that's an easy dunk! Cheers, fren.  :^)
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We don't have a business thread here on Trash ATM, so I'll just drop this here instead:
https://asymmetric.pro/chance-favors-the-prepared-mind/

Carpe that old Diem, Anon!
>>951
Call to action on a website is simple, just have a "download here" button, preferably with a lot of details, ex. "Galatea v3.0.1 3D Printing Files".

For an advertisement tagline, it can be as simple as "Build her today!", "The cure for loneliness", "Always there to support you", etc...
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