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Welcome back to /comfy/ Anon :)
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Baking, brewing, and cooking are berry important hearth-building and health-building skills. They are a surefire way to make yourself /comfy/, Anon! What are you baking, brewing, or cooking at the moment? How is it coming out? What will you be trying next time? Is there anything you'd like to try improving? Is there something you'd like to learn? Maybe you have something you'd like to teach us? I tried some old things and new things today! Pics related are: >the bread I made earlier today; a shrimple white cobb loaf. This was the first time I was just able to make it from memory. It felt great to be able to just reach for the ingredients and go through the motions. As luck wood have it, the prove went well and the slashes formed up beautifully. I was worried that the crumb inside wood be a little wet but it turned out berry nice with a good chewy crust. The loaf is wrapped in beeswax cloth now so I can eat it over the week. I'm considering getting a sourdough starter going but I don't know if I'm good enough to handle it yet. >my first attempt at glazing carrots Apparently glazing (which I have found out is different from caramelising) is a basic technique that even professionals find difficult to get perfect eberry time. I think my first attempt here had just a touch too little water and a touch too little sugar, though I reckon I got the butter correct. See how the finished carrots don't have an even glaze? They still tasted berry good with some parsley and finishing salt. Next I'm going to try blanching with asparagus. >sous vide pork tenderloin >fell for the sous vide meme Yes, and I love it! Weirdly, the garlic I put on these pork tenderloins was stained bluish-green by the other herbs during the water bath, but they cooked down to a tasty colour during the two minute finishing sear. I had the pork together with the carrots for dinner. They tasted great and I felt a great upswell of wellbeing after I finished them. Your turn, Anon!
These are amazing OP, holy caca. Wood definitely eat. Do you have any tips/words of wisdom for beginners? Something you've picked up from your experiences?
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>>765
>Do you have any tips/words of wisdom for beginners?
I am a novice, but I suppose I'll share some of my undercooked advice anyway. The most important thing is to actually cook. Get into the kitchen and make something. A home-cooked meal can nourish you in ways restaurant food or takeout shrimply cannot. Don't treat cooking as a bad chore. It is a chore, but it's a chore that lets you have fun chopping and smelling and touching all kinds of nice things. Once you realise this, you pay more attention and get better at things because you enjoy it. Remember that your food need not be perfect to taste really good. But do pay attention: Does it taste good? If you do it a little different the next time, does it taste better? Get a good knife if you can afford to. Expensive does not automatically mean good, but if you buy cheap you'll buy twice. But even a cheap knife will do the job, so don't get hung upon equipment. You only really need a good french knife and a good utility knife. Treat your knives with respect. Hone them before use but do not try to use a honer as a sharpener. Learn to measure and weigh as second nature. You must learn to follow recipes consistently. Do learn the basics of using salt and acid. Seasoning is so important. Herbs too! When learning to bake, be prepared to suck at it at first. You need to get the bad loaves out of the way before you can make good ones. Does that help?
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>>766
Oh, and TASTE as you cook! You must taste what you are cooking, as you are cooking it! Bite into pasta to see if it's properly al dente. Take little sips of sauces as they form up. Dip your finger into dressings as you make them. Eberry one of your senses must be involved as you cook.
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>>766
>>767
Yeah that really helps, thanks anon. I don't think I'll be able to get ingredients any time soon but I'll post my experiments when I get to it.
Last thing I baked were snickerdoodle cookies last week. Can't enjoy them now because I am on a cut, but man they have to be my favorite cookie. They just have this chewy, light, and not too sweet thing about them. Add a glass of milk and it's just the best.
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>>763 (OP) 
That's an impressive bread you got there. How do you get it to rise so much? My bread always ends up flat :C
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>>763 (OP) 
When baking bread, preheat oven to 250C with a heavy cast-iron pot with a lid in it. When preheated, take out pot, put dough in pot, cover pot with lied and put in oven for 45 minutes at 230C. Makes crust like from the bakery. 

>>770
Not OP, but long proofing periods (24 hours in total) and after 8 and 16 hours, stretch the dough thoroughly by picking up an edge, pulling it as high as it goes without ripping and pressing down again in the middle, then repeating the step along the whole dough. Form after 24 hours, proof another hour in a form, then bake. I've mostly been living off peas' pudding lately. Water a pound of legumes, get a large pot of water/berry berry light stock boiling, tie legumes slack into a finely woven cloth, cook for 90 minutes, turn out and mash legumes, mix with a tablespoon of fat (if not solid, add more flour), 3 tbsp of flour, 1 tsp of salt, some pepper, tie up snugly in the same cloth from before and cook for another hour, turn out in loaf tin, let cool and put in fridge. Then cut off slices and fry them up in some fat. The recipe has a large amount of possible variety in legumes you can use and spices, and it has some of that bready quality that means you can eat it eberryday without getting sick of it. Just add some carbs and vegetables and you've got an easy (if not quick) complete meal plan. I'm also into historical cooking. Roman cuisine is fascinating. It's a pity you can't get Ofellae delivered anymore.
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>>771
I see. 
>long proofing periods (24 hours in total) and after 8 and 16 hours 
What is the ambient temperature of the proofing environment?
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>>772
Normal room temperature, about 23 degrees.
>>770
You have to eat all the eggs. I knead in a way that rapidly develops gluten by trapping extra air in the bread but that just means I knead less rather than it rising more. I don’t do extended resting or proving - the loaf you see in OP had an hour of each - and I make sure my oven is nice and hot with a stone to store extra heat so that the yeast gets to have a final party before it dies off. If your bread comes out flat then you aren’t adding enough yeast, or over/under-kneading, or over/under proving, or you’re not shaping with a nice spine underneath to help make it rise up instead of out, or you aren’t slashing just before the oven so that the bread expands in the directions you want. Basically if your bread fails to get its oven boost then either there’s not enough gas in the bread and the gluten’s still too tight, or there’s too much gas and all the lovely little pockets have burst into each other during the prove which creates a big floppy balloon that won’t go anywhere. The latter habbens when you prove too long or too aggressively.
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I had a /comfy/ck/ day today. I just finished cooking my way through a chained cooking combo. Please endure this borderline blogposting. I had too much milk. I didn't want to throw it away. So I looked up things to do with extra milk. THING ONE Ricotta. It turns out that making ricotta cheese is quacking easy. I had no idea. Traditionally, ricotta is made with the spare rennet in the whey left over from making mozzarella but you can make it just as well with a bit of lemon juice. I had a liter of lightly pasteurized milk so I just had to heat it to a little before boiling, add a touch of lemon juice and salt, then drain the curds when they'd properly separated. The result was creamy and tasty.
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THING TWO Chicken in milk. This recipe is supposed to be done with an entire chicken but I only had a couple of chicken breasts so I scaled it down a little. The milk sauce separated just a little as it cooked together with the chicken juices. Didn't taste milky at all - more like a slightly sweet and berry herbal solid sauce. I roughly cut some potato and steamed some broccoli and had the whole thing for lunch. I suppose it'd have been even better if I'd roasted an entire chicken in it because then the chicken juices wood have blended with the curd-sauce.
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THING THREE What to do with the whey left over from the ricotta? It turns out that whey can be used instead of water in bread! I made a shrimple cobb loaf with some of it. The crust came out chewier than I'd ever felt before, and the crumb had a new flavor I can't quite describe - it tasted deeper somehow.
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Yoko here holds down my cup noodles while they go through their three minute cook. When she isn't fulfilling her sole purpose she's eye candy for my range hood. THING FOUR Whey can also be added to soups to deepen the flavor! I added the rest of the whey to this here pork and cabbage soup. (I say pork and cabbage soup but it's really pork and cabbage and butter and onion and herb and garlic and cauliflower and paprika.) Had it with the whey bread and OH MY FUCKING GOD it did something. Some kind of bonus synergy between whey-enhanced foods, I don't know. The bread slice was dense and chewy even when soaked with soup and the flavor of they whey added extradimensional umami with a hint of sweetness. Finished off the evening with some rye whiskey cut with bitters and benedictine herbal liqueur - an Old Fashioned-style cocktail with the honey standing in for the traditional sugar cube. COOK SOMETHING ANONS, I want to see your food.
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THING FIVE I used the ricotta to make ricotta pancakes but was so busy eating them that I forgot to take a photo.
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I'm new to dabbling with dough. What do you think of this thing I made? It's got pepperoni, eggplant, 3 kinds of cheese, and a homemade tomato sauce.
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I made a jar of sauerkraut which has been fermenting for about a week, my problem is I have no idea how it should taste like, since I've never had it. I kinda like it so I guess it turned out ok. 

>>781 
Looks great, anon. Hope it tasted great too.
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>>781
That looks incredible anon. My mouth is watering. Did you use a yeasted dough or a pastry style? 

>>782
Different saurkrauts taste different but my ideal is a little crunchy with a gentle vinegar flavor and slightly sweet. I like to heap it next to what I'm eating, almost as a condiment. In the end what matters is that you like what you're making, right?
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>>783
The only kind of dough I know how to make: water, yeast, salt and oil. The sauce was the best part, my dough still needs work. I need to get cook time and temperature right and I really need a baking stone.
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Here's something I make often. Chicken cacciatore for one made in a small dutch oven. Picture taken before I added the cold ricotta.
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>>785
That's a nice plate. And the food looks good too.
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The other day I made up a masala for a korma, grinding up cashews along with a bunch of spices. I had some of it left over so I cooked it together with sausage, ginger, onion, garlic, chilii paste, beans and some other things. Then I made some flatbread over the stove to eat it with. Came out really good. It's a yeast dough rolled berry flat so I can rip it open into pockets.
Grilled porkchop with caramelized onions, asparagus, and comfy potatoes.
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>>788
I recognize that table, glad to see you around. 

Gonna make that recipe that swede gave us back then, and one of these days a tour on how to make northern chorizo. 
>Grilled porkchop with caramelized onions 
Reminds me of a chinese recipe, white rice with caramelized onions and pork glazed again with BBQ sauce.
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>>789
Are you from /ck/ on julay? It's actually still alive but tor only, just so you know.
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I don't understand, it's not a porn board, why Tor only? Also just checked it there, seems like it's the same thing than the open web one, toothpaste anon being the last poster around. Maybe i used a wrong node.
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>>791 
Here's a big list of boards: https://ccd0.github.io/imageboards.json/imageboards.json Find julay and use their .onion address.
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My latest sausage and pita invention. Improved on the previous one by cutting the bread instead of ripping it up. Also cut up some raw jalapeno and red onion for a crunchy topping. Sausage and beans are sauteed with garlic, chili paste, hot chiles and spices.
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what's your favourite /pizza/?
>>794
I'll have what she's having
All of you should try omurice, not the trad way, just try to get omelette all around the rice. Also try making golaz and paprikas, its basically just onions and meat, tastes amazing.
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>>794
raw ham and figs
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Curry pizza with chicken and pineapple or mexican style with lots of jalapeños.
>>794
Anchovies, pineapple and ham
>>794
Buffalo wing sauce with chicken toppings.
>>763 (OP) 
I generally only make basically hardtack with cheese on it in my toaster oven. I also make mead off and on. When trying to be healthy I make a lot of lentil soups with radishes and green onions in them.
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>>794
homemade pizza made from scratch with kale and mushrooms maybe add some goat cheese or feta on top if want something extra
>>801
what kind of lentils do you put in your soup? Also beef bone stock with lentils and beans are pretty good. I am trying to save more food and I saved the beef bone into broth from the stew I had. Trying to figure out what to do with the rib bones after coming up memorial weekend. See if I can make ham soup or something
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>>803
The normal brown kind of lentils that they sell all over for cheap. I don't cook them so long that they are soft though, more like 20 minutes I cook them so they are of a 'salad' hardness. You simmer them after bringing them to a boil. I like chewing my soups in other words. I'd call it a strew but it's got so much water in it after all.
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>>804
>lentils 
Ah this reminds me, I'm going to have to try and grow some lentils this year.
>>763 (OP) 
I'm cooking Tortilla Española, It's really delicious and perfect for eating with a hot chocolate in a cold day, y'all should try it, It's really easy to cook
>>794
As a pastaman, my favorites are Siciliana (a Margherita with cooked, diced eggplants) and Mimosa (cream and sweet corn).
But I have never understood why the "pineapple on pizza" thing is treated like an affront to God. Pizza was born just a way to cook readily available items, the topping is secondary to the crust/base. Without a good base, a pizza is bad no matter how you make it.
>>796
Got a good recipe for it?
>>796
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>>808
>But I have never understood why the "pineapple on pizza" thing is treated like an affront to God.
Lol. Me neither, I love Hawaiian.
Just made and ate 2 cheeseburgers. After a good sport session it was more than welcome.
I've taken to making them with breaded schnitzel instead of ground steak and honestly I prefer this way.
Nothing really crazy as the only thing I did is the sauce (mustard + ketchup + fried shallots + parsley). Usually people like my sauces.

and pineapple on pizza is gross
I don't get to bake berry often. Tonight I made a pineapple cake for my local sports club.
I had forgotten how much comfort the smell of cake baking brings to the house.
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>>4142
>I had forgotten how much comfort the smell of cake baking brings to the house.
Sounds berry comfy! Enjoy some for us Anon.
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The cake was berry good and eberryone liked it.

Tonight I felt like cooking and made a stew with vegetables, bacon and a berry tasty sauce.
It's going to last at least a week, so eberry extra day of simmering will be even better.
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>>4798
Oh we're having vegetable soup here at my house tonight. Berry different from yours though.
Are you guys into pickling? I made some pickled eggs and cucumbers last week, they turned out bretty good.
Sadly I didn't take any pics, I promise I will next time
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>>4798
Looking quite delish Anon. Good ingredients tbh.
>>4803
I've done hardboiled egg pickling before when I was boiling 5 dozen eggs at a time for preprepared lunches etc.
>>4803
I love gherkins and pickles in general  but never tried to do it myself. It's a good idea.
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Thinking of getting into Dutch oven cooking, I already know how to make a bretty gud beef stew in my Chinesium croc pot and plenty of experience with cast iron pans but what else could I do with it that you anons wood recommend?
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>>4852
Stew anon here, put in all the things you like and let the stew go brrr.
More seriously I enjoy making some french classics but I twist them with extra things.
My goto basis is beer cooked meat with tasty sauce, a kind of flemish stew. Just use the meat you like and the vegetables that make you happy.
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>>4853
Oh, and the secret is slow cooking over a berry low heat so that the meats soak up the flavors and the vegetables kind of melts.
Just have fun with the seasoning as it's the most important part of this cooking method. You can have some god-tier sauces like that.
Just made a stew of chicken and peanut sauce, a kind of African recipe. Will eat later but it seems promising.
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>>4864
how was it?
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>>5063
Really yummy but was thinking about adding some raisins in the sauce next time.

Few days ago I made an Asian recipe of crispy chicken with caramel and sesame sauce, it was delicious.
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Do any of you frens have experience with sourdough? I've been trying to make some but it doesn't seem to be fermenting
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>>5080
Never did it myself but irc the process requires time, good temperature and precision.
Let us now when you'll achieve it.
>>5080
yeah it takes a while, the first week is nothing because  theres too much competition its only after you get enough acidity and alcohol that the right stuff starts to dominate the culture 
dont be a hipster  add some vinegar, sugar and alcohol to your starter to skip this stage entirely the end result is the same just takes way less time and you dont risk ending up with a caca that stinks up the entire house
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As I've got some rice flour leftover from my crispy chicken recipe, I'm thinking of trying to do some daifukus. Instead of anko, I think I will put some lentils paste with honey and mashed grilled sesame inside.
Does any of you ever tried doinf daifukus ? It seems quite easy to do. Any recomendations for what  can put insde in place of the anko ? Maybe some fruits ?
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>>5159
Thinking about it, I think I'm going to make a red lentil, toasted walnut and sesame paste with honey, since I have all that in my kitchen.
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Wasn't that easy but I'm quite proud for a first time. It taste good but I think it will be even better with a little steam heating.
The stew slowly cooking. Smells good in the house. Feels good.
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>>5490
Sounds comfy. Enjoy your meals Anon!
Lately I'm obsessed about making an apple Tatin. I used to make some berry good ones. Usually something I like to do to impress girls XD but mostly for my own pleasure because it's my favorite pastry.

Also as the colder seasons are there, it's been time for the saucy stew pots. I can't wait :)
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>>7494
Sounds delicious! Please post pics ITT when you do.  :)
>>7494
Hahaha I come from pro-bully board, post the recipe you faggit
(How do I address the apples being too tart without introducing too much sugar/sweeteners only I've tried peeling the apples/soaking the wax off and in the end resorted to sweet desert varieties and still added four scoops of sugar when really I want more sweetness of a more natural kind than out of a bag)
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>>7496
>post the recipe you faggit
Never used a particular recipe. I just do the thing with the following :
>apples (goldens are good)
>a caramel (I usually go for a salted butter and cream caramel)
>a shrotcrust pastry (any recipe should be good)
>>7496
>How do I address the apples being too tart without introducing too much sugar/sweeteners
Not that same anon, but the best way to do it is to be choosy about what kind of apples that you use. Assuming you have a choice of apples.
The other possibility wood be to peel & slice the apples and then dry them first and then reconstitute them before you cook them.
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>>7496
>>7508
It's better to chose firm and tart apples variety. Goldens is the one I chose because they are easy to find. With the addition of caramel and baking, they become just meltingly sweet.
If you take soft, overly sweet apples, the balance of flavors and textures won't be right.
It is also said that the original recipe uses goldens.
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What are some good Italian pasta dishes with lamb? Been reading too much on Italian cooking lately and I want to try my hand at it.
I'd like to learn to make some restaurant-quality  General Tso's chicken. I've tried one recipe so far, and it was nothing like the real thing. Then again, I know nothing about cooking. I think I might try one more, but I think I'm going to have to buy more stuff.
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I'm going to try making an orange (hopefully mandarin) pound cake for Thanksgiving. Wish me luck.
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>>7674
>General Tso's chicken
That wood be a nice thing to accomplish, I always enjoy that stuff when I've ordered it.

>>7675
>I'm going to try making an orange (hopefully mandarin) pound cake for Thanksgiving. Wish me luck.
Sounds delish, pics pls. Good luck Anon!  :)
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>>7674
I've tried some sort (>>5066) and it's not that difficult to make. You have first to bread and fry  the chicken with rice flour then let it cook in caramel with soy sauce and spices ( and something to add a bit of sour (lemon or vinegar). I can't give a specific recipe because I made mine using what I had at my home and it was mostly an improvisation. I don't know if it was restaurant-quality tier but I was really happy with the result.
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>>7679
>That wood be a nice thing to accomplish, I always enjoy that stuff when I've ordered it.
I've been ordering it semi-regularly lately, and I decided that I'd be better off if I could learn to make it myself. It's so flavorful that you don't even need to have that much of it when you're eating it with rice. I can make a container last close to a week.
>>7680
>You have first to bread and fry  the chicken with rice flour then let it cook in caramel with soy sauce and spices
I learned afterwards that that was my biggest mistake in making it. I didn't bother doing any breading because the recipe I used didn't mention even mention doing that. I do have another recipe in mind that I already have most of the ingredients for.
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>>7682
Nice keep us updated :)

Now I want to eat a General Tso's chicken.
>>7679
The store had NO oranges. I'll have to do an all out search if I want to get this cake done.
Went to Whole Foods to get lamb because The Mart didn't have any. Never going back, I felt like a soyboy hipster the whole time. Just stay with your local Mart or find an independent farm/butcher that has the meat you need.
Made a lamb lasagna, making the ragu was bretty straightforward but cooking the lasagna noodles was berry tedious, they kept sticking together and I ran out of counter space to dry them off before baking it. But in the end it turned out berry berry good, could definitely taste the half-bottle of wine it called for. If you have two hours to kill I'd recommend making it.
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>>7741
Sounds a nice but a bit difficult thing to cook, I will try it but with beef in place because I don't like the taste of the lamb meat.

Sunday I cooked another pot of chicken mafé (a peanut butter based sauce from Mali) but I was not really satisfied so today I bought some raisins and will add some broth and more pepper into it.

I still have to bae a tatin but I wait a special occasion that may come sooner for that :)
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Some couscous on the run :)
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Couscous was good, I've got some leftovers for my weekend at work.
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YOUNG SMOKEY HORSEY SAUSAGE HONEY GLAZED PAN-CAKE WITH CARAMELIZED IN GARLIC, FAT AND SUGAR PEAR CUBES
~36 minute prepare time 
cross shaped slices over the horsey sausage 
put it in the iron pan 
smash a clove of garlic and glaze it with salt 
put it into iron caca-box glazed with natural fat and smash it when You have time like it is a tight girly 
skin the pear and cut it up in cubes like a real onion 
add it into the iron caca-box after garlic has turned into the brownie mush
glaze it all over with sugar until it is sparkling like 20 minutes of fresh snow and spread it all around gently when ever it starts fuming brownie like bubbles 
get a bit of flour into ceramic caca-box and smash one whole egg in there, add tea spoon of salt and mix it, add tea spoons of mascarpone, mix it in and a tiny bit of white wine and sparkling water - pure spritz, and than add one more whole egg, dash of cinnamon, mix until it is fuming tiny orangey bubbles 
keep playing with it like it is a wet meaty burger like cute and funny when ever You have time until it
get the pan with the horsey sausage onto the lowest heat and wait till it glazes the pan with its fat on its own
once pan is fully glazed and even smokey a bit, evenly spread orangey bubbely egg all over it
now add bit extra heat onto the pear-garlic mix - once it turns berry soft and almost browney, just keep spreading it around 
turn the horse-cake on the other side once its yellowy-orangey with dark spots colorful and glaze it all over with a teaspoon of honey
once the color is close to getting same on the other side take it off heat and evenly spread creamy, tiny garliced pear caramelized cubes all over horsey-cake
now bend the peary caramely horsey-cake so it makes half moon
put it on a nice plate and glaze it over with tea spoon of honey and a dash of cinnamon on the other side
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i just made this pine needle wine. strange but pleasant, its berry citrussy/fruity and the pine is subtle.  just water, sugar, pine needle, and aromatics (i used ginger and a pear) its kinda cold out but it still fermented. its at like 2-4%. not bad for my first alcohol brew. served with ice and lemon its bretty good.
>>9948
thats rly intrstng. didnt know that was even a thing, thx.
>>9948
interdesting

Were you aiming for a higher  alchohol content?
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>>9734
The filenames gave me a chuckle.
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>>10736
Documented, for science.
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I'm the hob who brought up General Tso's chicken earlier. I've given up on that idea (for now, at least) but have gotten into the habit of making a quick Chinese dish inspired by a recipe I found. Mix chicken breast bits, carrots, broccoli, chili peppers, add some garlic, mix in stir fry sauce, and then serve on top of rice.

It's nowhere near as good as what you'd get from a proper restaurant (it's definitely a bit on the dry side) and not all that filling, but it's something that's fast and easy to whip up. It's also something I look forward to eating.
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>>10754]
 lookin good
>>10756
sounds good anon. the other day i made some beef and broccoli turned out rly good we dont really have chinese food where i live for me to compare it to but it was great. i made a shrimple onion and roux based brown gravy and grilled berry thin strips of good beef before adding the sauce and broccoli (steam it then dunk in ice water- it stays super green and crunchy that way)
>>9954
i guess not. i dont know much but its hard to get too much higher alc% without special conditions like higher temp, special nutrients, etc. it was fine, i ended up drinking almost all of it before it soured (lasts about a week in the firdge or 4 days out) 
this kinda mild alcoholic drink was common centuries ago as a way to treat bad quality water since it kills many pathogens in the water, even children had it. youd have to chug a lot to get drunk lole. its also good for your tummy since its got probiotics.
its spring where i live, so ill probably go and remake the recipe, see how it goes. ill share it with you lads.
op plz share bred recipe
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>>9948
me again.
made another drink. this time kind of a "cider" with pears and ginger (small amount for the active yeasts on the outside, berry little flavour from it)
tasted berry good desu. also made my stomach problems go away.
i love that little hermetic jar. 
>>10794
i can share my moms bread recipe if u want its berry good
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>>10861
>i can share my moms bread recipe if u want its berry good
Please do anon.
>>10867
Yeah. I've read that people in China know who he is but don't know about the dish that bears his name. It's a product of the Chinese in the New World.
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Manicotti I made from scratch a couple months ago. I’ll start posting here too, I usually post on sportschan/h/
Buon appetito
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>>11277
Looks delish, Anon. Thanks!  :D
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This is what I made for Christmas dinner. Ravioli and braciole. What did you make /comfy/?
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>>11318
I have the upmost respect for people who can do this from scratch.
>>11316
I was visiting family, so I didn't fix anything. We had rather classic pineapple glazed ham with cranberry/jalapeño relish,  a hash brown casserole, a corn/corn bread casserole, and a marinated kale salad.
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Deer loin sous vide cooked then seared in a thyme and rosemary compound butter and topped with a vermouth and apple cider vinigar gastric served with carrots and pecans cooked with garlic and a baked potato topped with the same compound butter.  The drink is s negroni composed of Antica Formula vermouth, locally produced Pickney Bend Navy Strength Gin, and Campari.
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>>11277
>>11316
>>11318
dangerously based

>>11359
ok hear me out
this looks more delicious than what i usually make, let's say by a factor of x5-x10
it's also harder to make by factor of x50
so it seems to me that the gained deliciousness doesn't scale with the additional effort, not sure if i make sense ?
do you cook stuff like this on the regular or was it a special occasion ?
i'm really interested to know
maybe i just dont like eating enough ? or do you also derive satisfaction from making it too
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>>11382
I don't want to disrespect Mr. Chef Anon by suggesting that his fine-looking cooking didn't take considerable effort, but aren't you exaggerating? Are you really saying that what you normally cook takes only 2% of the effort of somewhat fancily searing meat and baking potatoes? You're not living off TV dinners and Spaghetti-O's, are you...?

To answer your question, working long and hard to make your food into a piece of art is its own pleasure not dissimilar to painting. All the more when you are making it to share or give to someone who will really appreciate it.
>>11382
It was not a special occasion or anything and this is honestly a bretty low effort kind of meal.  Do I cook things like this regularly?  I guess?  I try fix a wide variety of things for fun.  I certainly do derive satisfaction from cooking, especially when cooking an animal I killed.

In terms of time investment or effort, that meal can't begin to compare with something like the previous anon's beautiful ravioli and braciole.  I vacuum sealed the meat in bags that can used for sous vide when I broke down the deer anyway, so that requires no extra preparation after thawing the meat.  Searing meat is also a low effort affair and it took only three our four minutes to do. The carrot, etc. were cooked in the leftover butter with the juices from the sous vide bag in the same pan after searing the meat while the meat was resting.  Since I had to wait for a long time for the meat to cook anyway, popping a potato in the over took no extra time.
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>>11359
Looking bretty good fam. Making me want to leave the house again today, and get steaks.
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I made a"chili" of sorts.  The meat is dear shank.  The dish was flavored with caramelized onions, garlic, smoked paprika,  shiro miso instant soup, soy sauce, kombu, whole peppercorns, cumin seeds, pickled habaneros, oregano, and some Lagavulin 16.  Between the paprika and Scotch, it was berry pleasantly smoky. It was topped with Greek yogurt, black sesame seeds, and green onions that mysteriously keep growing outside after freezing multiple times.

That was the last of my Lagavulin, so I had a bit of Laphroaig to go with it.
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>>11402
WHEN'S THE DINNER BELL, ANON!?
We'll all be sure to be there on time.  :^)

This looks awesome, Anon. GG.
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rinced (+ vinegar) i have no idea why some old aunt told me one day and i took her word for it
dried with paper tissues and cooked with onions and salmon
white cream at the end + shredded cheese + nutmeg
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>>11421
i generally eat it with baked potato
mind you the aim of this whole process is convenience and efficiency before taste
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This is more deer loin.  The meat was sous vide cooked again and then grilled with a light tare glaze. Yes, that is all ice in the picture. Yes, I used briquettes like a peasant. 
They were free. I made the tare by reducing soy sauce, lemon juice, brown sugar, and rice vinegar with a few cloves of garlic and a pickled habanero.  The meat was sliced thinly after resting and placed over the rice with a bit of nori.  

The black rice was browned in a bit of avocado oil before simmering to make give it a toasty quality.  I then mixed it with rice vinegar and some sugar like you might for sushi.  It clumped together berry nicely despite not being a short grain Japanese sticky variety.  The rice was sprinkled with white and black sesame seeds.

I had green tea with it.

>>11421
>>11422
Nice work.
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>>11423
>Yes, I used briquettes like a peasant. 
REEEEE 

Heh, :D . Looks delish, Anon!
>>11423
that the last thing you'ev done it looks schizophrenic sorry mam
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>>11431
>schizophrenic
I could hear the ingredients speaking to me  as their caressing tongue tips etched the surface of my brain with new folds.  As they slathered and slithered around they said, "Eberry day is chance to have eberryday adventures."

Cooking is one of those.  Don't you like to have fun?  I can't help but feel that you were just being rude, but the dish was a play on the idea of unadon.  I adapted the ingredients and techniques in a way I believe complemented the flavor a texture of the meat.
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This is a venison meatloaf donburi of sorts.  The meatloaf was made with finely ground round, bread crumbs, egg, onion, and worcestershire. The pan pictured was used to shape the loaf, but it was baked in a skillet.  The bubbling sauce was a mixture of brown sugar, salt, rice vinegar, apple cider vinegar, and sweet vermouth reduced to a caramel consistency.  Most of the sauce was used to glaze the meatloaf and the remainder was drizzled over the rice.  To contrast the sweetness of the dish, I poured myself a glass of Fernet-Branca.
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>>11439
>I could hear the ingredients speaking to me  as their caressing tongue tips etched the surface of my brain with new folds.  As they slathered and slithered around they said, "Eberry day is chance to have eberryday adventures."
Lol. I think this is the mark of the true chef. The ingredients speak to you.  :D

https://www.thespruceeats.com/
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>>11440
This sounds wonderful! Keep up the great work, Anon. Cheers.  :)
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>>11444
Nice job, I almost spit my cocktail on the keyboard laughing.  I'm really just an alcoholic with nothing better to do.  Anyone can cook.

>You must be imaginative, strong-hearted. You must try things that may not work, and you must not let anyone define your limits because of where you come from. Your only limit is your soul. What I say is true - anyone can cook... but only the fearless can be great.

A nice, but poorly pronounced, cover of le Festin:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u0qzeenbqGw[Embed]

>>11447
It tasted much better than it looked.  It came out a bit ugly.  I need to work on that.
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Meh, most have vices in one form or other. God typically isn't limiting you because of that, IMO.
DIG DEEP. Find what inspires you!
Cheers, Anon.  :)

https://thebettermanprojects.com/2013/01/04/day-381-anyone-can-cook/
new guy to western cuisines here. Never touched an oven or a dishwasher (if they mean anything). I wood really like to preserve meats through pickling. (smoking result in alarm oops. And putting it in the fridge feels wrong to me)

bretty please and thanks anons
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>>11480
I can't say I'm familiar with pickling meats.  Pickled pork products definitely are available where I live, but not really popular.  The only experience I  have with preserving meat is salting and drying jerky.
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A few random things I made recently.
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This is an oatmeal and chia "pudding" mixed with defatted peanut powder.  It was topped with honey, pecans, black sesame seeds, and a Cara Cara orange.  The glass of milk is a glass of milk.

>>11514
Thanks.  I'll try.
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This is a bowl of ground venison round flavored with cumin seeds, garlic, oregano, black peppercorns, cayenne pepper, salt, and pickled habaneros.  It was topped with some chihuahua cheese and a further topped with a raw mixture of bok choy, yellow onion, and thinly sliced carrots tossed in Cholula hot sauce.  This was bretty   great.  

I had a glass of Nikka Coffey Grain Whisky with it.  It is a shrimple and subtle predominantly corn based drink that has a  suitable flavor for pairing with many meat dishes.  It's not exceptional by itself.
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Hoe-deopbap. I used yellowfin tuna, romaine lettuce, and cucumber on top.  Eberrything got mixed together with chogochujang.  I somehow added to much water to the rice and made it too soft.  Oh well.
Looks lovely, Chef-sama.
>>11386
>especially when cooking an animal I killed.
that's rad ngl
im probably gonna treat meat with more care once i start killing it myself, it will be more than just a piece of meat i got from the butcher, it will have a longer and more personal history
i also notice that your processes seem well established and i know how easier that makes things

i was already working to get closer to your level and you just boosted my motivation
if the deer saw what you cooked even it woodn't mind dying i bet

>>11480
> Never touched an oven or a dishwasher
i do each time i hit my wife
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>>11609
>woodn't mind dying i bet

I believe killing an animal for food provides an interesting perspective towards living things most people are lacking.  I wood berry much so recommend hunting, fishing, etc. to anyone with the opportunity.
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This is sweet potato pancakes topped with braised venison and a soft, spreadable goat cheese.  Cheese was also sandwiched between the pancakes. The meat was cooked in hard cider with black peppercorns, salt, and cinnamon pieces until it was soft enough to pull apart easily by finger.  The two pancakes were made from a pureed baked sweet potato, eggs, salt, black pepper, cinnamon, and a small amount of flour.  I cooked them in a bit of butter.  The texture of pancakes was almost like a pumpkin pie with a light crusty shell. I had more hard cider to go with it.

This was berry good and I think it wood be nice with other meats as well. I'll probably try this again with smoked meat of some kind.
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>>11630
These are a few other things I made. 

First is a wakame and cucumber salad with rice vinegar, sesame oil, honey, black sesame seeds, and cayenne pepper flakes.  I had some Sleepy Time tea with it as a before bed snack.

Second is seared yellowfin tuna with capers, dried cayenne peppers, olive oil, and lemon juice over cannellini beans.

Third is a deer meatloaf stuffed with goat cheese.  It was made with onion, pure rye bread, worcestershire, garlic, eggs, and a Louisiana style cayenne hot sauce.  It was coated with a mixture or sriracha and brown sugar.
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So this is deer loin souse vide cooked and seared in thyme butter with a sauce made from maraschino cherries, green onions, and maraschino liqueur.  I had pearl barley, steamed broccoli with Kewpie mayo and  black sesame seeds, carrots roasted in butter and olive oil with thyme and garlic, and a roasted onion with it.  I had a glass of Laphroaig to wash it down.  This was a nice meal.
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>>11644
>checked
Looks delicious!

Please keep up the great work, Anon. Cheers.  :)
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>>11651
I am hoping other anons can join in.  I don't realy want to monopolize this thread and i feel like I might be posting  too much already.  

Cooking is a lot of fun and making up your own dishes is a good way to exercise your creativity.  I am making eberrything up on the spot and I often will start cooking without any real plans for a finished product. It's big fun to just make something from your ideas.  Even if a dish is bad, you can still learn from it and improve.
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>>11653
>I don't realy want to monopolize this thread and i feel like I might be posting  too much already.  
Nah, keep going Anon!!

>Even if a dish is bad, you can still learn from it and improve.
ONLY THE FEARLESS CAN BE TRULY GREAT
>>11653
>I am hoping other anons can join in.
I posted way back in 8ch about some stuff along with some anons, sometimes i did it out of nowhere "recently" in highly unrelated threads but lost my drive when i stopped having somewhat clean places to show off, also no monies.
I might do it one of these days but don't know what i could post, i am currently trying to learn gnocchi so perhaps that. Love italian food so i loved this >>11316 but real good italian cheese is expensive stuff and it's bretty hard/special when i pull some out. Maybe i could practice some poorhob recipes i have under my sleeve, i'll see what i can do to get me some tables and tools.
>I don't realy want to monopolize this 
Nah, you can go ahead, i didn't post before but i always keep checking back.
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>>11660
Food certainly isn't all about money anon.  A broke version of me ate a lot of canned beans and rice once upon a time.  Even then, I was having fun.  Some of the cheapest stuff can be delicious too.  Potatoes, as an example, are cheap but wonderful.  The most expensive part of  anything I've put up here was whatever booze I had.

I shared some silly squid nachos a while back, buy seeing anon's beautiful ravioli is what made me what to share some of the things I was eating, even though none of it is as nice.

I hope you can make gnocchi soon.  Good luck.
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>>11618
>good White families
Please, avoid bringing "race topics" into /comfy/.
We're not /pol/ thanks.
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>>11660
>Maybe i could practice some poorhob recipes i have under my sleeve, i'll see what i can do to get me some tables and tools.
This. Many Top-Ramen-tier Anons could use the help, I'm sure!  :D

>>11664
>Please, avoid bringing "race topics" into /comfy/.
Fair enough. However race is clearly a strong determining factor for such things. Especially when it comes to strong families, the racial component of their identities. I'm White, and I love my family. I look around me at other races, and I certainly don't see such strong familial bonds with them. Shrimple as.
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>>11666
That's berry commendable anon and I can agree with you on that, it's just not the place to debate or talk about it. It's a subject that can become divisive and bring conflict, we don't want that here (I assume you've already read the board rules).

Taking care of your family is /comfy/, regardless of race, politics or anything else.
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>>11666
>satanic

I just wanted to share food and experiences with anons for fun.  Please don't rope what I posted into any race stuff.  Whether I am white or not is of no importance.
>>11662
>Food certainly isn't all about money anon. 
It was for me for a good while, honestly if someone has the time to cook it boils down to eating a lot for less while being delicious. For me it was delicious + cooking a lot in a single day and preparing the meals way faster the other 3 or 4 days.
>lot of canned beans and rice once upon a time
I had to cook both due to not having the money to buy canned stuff, but i agree you can have fun while doing it. Right now i am not suffering that much but i do not have a good-sized fridge so i can't do batch cooking like i did before. In theory i cook more often but some dishes if you make a portion or 10 it is the same time and effort so i rather do something else.
And about families, it is sad that i grew a palate thanks to my family but i learned how to cook better after remembering the times with them now that we are all somewhat separated due to different paths. I've met friends that cannot for the life of them cook because they are either too attached to their family cooking or cannot easily replicate what they ate and end up spending too much on deliberry and street stuff.
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This is roasted chunks of venison with onion and a butternut squash.  I browned the meat in butter before adding the vegetables and popping it in the oven.  The only flavoring added was salt.  This was bretty good and berry easy.

>>11677
I'm sorry if I sounded rude earlier.  It was absolutely not my intention.  

I obviously don't know what kind of fridge you have, but if you have a mini fridge with a freezer and still want to keep more food, wood a cooler work?  You could freeze bottles or something and chuck them into a small cooler for a day or two maybe.

>cannot for the life of them cook
I always find this a bit sad. I have many fond memories of meals with family and friends.
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Also breakfast from this morning. It's just over easy eggs on black beans with some condiments, but this is great.  I kept all the scrap stuff for compost.
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I tried making blini.  I did a poor job, but these were plenty edible.  I ate them with deer meat braised in beer, mayo, and kimchi.   Latenightbarfood/10. Wood puke shamelessly into the grass in front of my friend's apartment while she laughed at me.
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>>11733
>Blini
Sounds bretty cool
>soft_taco.jpg
Doesn't look like it, another one on my list of things i have to post here when i get my tools, it's a big list by now. Maize tortillas are easy enough, the problem is wheat flour tortillas because it needs a heat seal.
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>>11741
The file names are just little jokes.  The blin was thin/soft enough to fold up around the food and it looked like something you might find at a Taco Bell.
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>>11741
I made more blini with a higher liquid recipe and they were much better.  I forgot to buy sour cream to have with them so I boiled some pears with honey as a topping.  Annoyingly, I think my stove is dying.  The temperature berry noticeably goes up and down with no adjustment.  It's hard to keep stuff from burning.

>>11741
>>11742
Gordita probably wood have made more sense, oh well.
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A few things.  First was a berry spicy soup full of paprika, black pepper, and habaneros.  Second was a omelet full of bell peppers and sage with some oranges and kimchi. Third is garlic favored mashed potatoes made with cream. It was topped with sous vide cooked deer meet I had originally planned on using in a stew.   The meat was browned in butter and tossed with a barbecue sauce style mixture of soy sauce, apple cider vinegar, brown sugar, ketchup, and freshly ground coffee.  

I need to cook something green.  Most of the meals I eat are just raw vegetables.
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Some delicious ass cordon bleu and peas I made
>>12589
Nice work.  Also, nice plate    I'm habby somebody else posted.
>>12589
Very nice, Anon. Looks delicious, and fairly-well presented too. Enjoy!  :)
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>>11752
I am emotionally goobered when it comes to food, get agitated quickly due to cultural reasons but all is good, i will rectify by examples when i get a good pan, a deep frier and an oven... and other things.
The more i see the blini the more it looks like crepes, i suppose the blin is made with a different flour right? i thought ruskies also used wheat.

Guess i will post something to not look like an instigator, this one's berry old nevermind the original thread is still up in the webring but here goes, Pork Tarts in a pop translation, rather than tart it wood be a maize Sope (Knoll) aka Pellizcada (Pinch) canonically, that wood be a flat maize muffin with borders that is later fried.
Topped with a type of cheese that internationally wood be associated with mozzarella but not really as it is much creamier/fattier while still being stringy, topped also with the pork ingredient called Asiento (Sediment) which is a byproduct of frying pork pieces in big bats of its own lard, the sediment that results in that process aka the tiny pieces of meat that go into the bottom are then filtered and mixed with unfiltered lard (from the same bat) and sold. 
It's like all the small pieces and fat that are left after frying bacon in a pan but more concentrated, tastes like fried pork but smokier (not as smoky as actual bacon tho), it is not berry crunchy as it bites more like dirt hence its mixture with cheese or veggies, usually it is used way more often as a flavor enhancer rather than individual ingredient. 

As you can imagine these tarts are a heart attack waiting to habben, around 6 to 9cm in diameter. Were cheap back then but because Asiento is now gentrified/hipsterfied and sold abroad it became as expensive as an actual portion of pork or beef, it is much better to make them at home nowadays as many other things, ironically i haven't made them in 5 years picture was the last time i did

>>12584
>berry spicy soup full of paprika, black pepper, and habaneros
Sounds like a goulash but without the cumin or carrots; berry nice
>sous vide cooked deer meet browned in butter
Damn that alone is worth the ticket
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>>12589
Yum, looks delicious.
I need to try it sometimes.
>>12638
That looks berry nice.  I'm sorry for causing any goobering.  Asiento sounds interesting.  I'll probably try making some eventualy and maybe play around with that idea and  make something similar with beef and tallow, or maybe deer meat and fat if I collect a doe next year. 

Blini appear to be quite varied in thickness and texture. The second batch were thin and crepe-like, with high-ish fat and protein content, so they were berry pliable.  That style seems to be what I have seen most often.  All the recipes I found used either buckwheat or wheat flour.  I used wheat flour because the buckwheat was sold out locally and wheat is evidently more popular anyway. 

I wanted to try making some because of the silly cat.
>>11649

>Sounds like a goulash but without the cumin or carrots; berry nice

I wasn't trying to make anything specific, but goulash was definitely part of the inspiration.  Apart from the obvious potatoes, it had carrot, onions, celery, and deer meat.  The liquid was entirely pale ale.   I put maybe 5 or so pickled habaneros in it and it was silly spicy. 

>sous vide cooked deer meet browned in butter

It was a bit ugly, but it was bretty good. The sauce was realy nice, but the caffeine content was a bit too high and I had trouble sleeping afterwards.  Coffee tastes really nice to me on meats and I like to use it as a coating when smoking and such.
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>>12642
>I'll probably try making some eventualy 
It's bretty laborious due to the quantity of meat needed for the byproduct to be in decent quantity, hence being a product spawned from full carcass processes. In theory you could mince the leftover/small/undesired pieces of real meat from beef, pork or game and fry it in its own fat for a hour or so in low temp. 
You could also make a "fake" one with lard and smashed/finely grounded fried pork belly bites, or chicharron as some usually call it but that encompasses pork rinds too which are not adequate as they become jelly when humidified.
>if I collect a doe 
Oh boy, in that case yeah you could probably make it easily if you have the whole thing, doing that frying thing with the pieces you don't find much use and then filtering it.

>habaneros
Hardcore stuff, we don't usually use it in stews but rather in sea food but still i avoid it because they are inconsistent, either they are spicy or too damn spicy. Guess that seafood sauce will go in my list-to-post, it's basically a bunch of deseeded caribe peppers (or with seed if you want problems) with a couple of golden habanero peppers, bunch of lime juice and salt. Two types of serving it, some fry the caribe and sweat it, peel it and smash it in a mortar with the finely diced habanero, some others leave the seeds with peel and mix it until creamy, some others add a tiny touch of oregano, some others do it the other way; it's a matter of choice but frying it makes the pepper have a softer texture. Too damn strong so i rarely do it, if you only have habaneros then it can also be done but it wood be even stronger.

>Coffee
I berry rarely eat it in meats but some local chinaman restaurant makes a sweet n' sour chicken variant and rather than using the normal sauce, or the citrus/orange one here in the Americas, he uses course sugar and ground toasted coffee that cleans the wok from previous stuff, when the mixture caramelizes they add chicken stock so it dissolves and with further heat it becomes a sauce where they add the fried breaded chicken bites. It stops being sour at all, it's fully sweet and a bit too much but the somewhat smoky and quite strong flavor from the coffee and the savory part of the stock, frying oil residue and MSG makes it worth it.
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First is potato wedges topped with small cubes of pork shoulder coated in cornstarch and fried.  A sauce of steeped coffee, cumin seeds, brown sugar, ketchup, raw garlic, geen onions, and mayo was dumped on top.

Second is more blini, but now with sour cream. 

Third is fried rice with pork, eggs, habaneros, green onions, peppercorns, and sesame oil. I'm trying to use up this weired yellow "saffron" rice I got for Christmas.  It taste like the powdered butter coating in microwave popcorn bags.  

Last is a fried pork steak coated in flour,  egg, and then panko. It has tonkatsu sauce on it.  I had a star fruit/carambola with it just for fun.

>>12667
>It stops being sour at all, it's fully sweet and a bit too much but the somewhat smoky and quite strong flavor from the coffee and the savory part of the stock, frying oil residue and MSG makes it worth it.

That's rad.
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>>12699
I'm a little hungover because we had a slightly drunken Candelmas feast last night (yes we ate delicious crêpes) and I'm on duty tonight at work. You can't imagine how much I'm craving these little treats you're sharing with us, especially this slice of fried pork!

Tonight's meal will consist of an assortment of leftovers: some spaghettis in a soup base with grated cheese reheated in the microwave in a plastic box. It may not sound like it, but I'll be habby to eat!
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>>12700
I hope it all microwaved well.

>Candelmas
It's outside of my traditions, but I hope you had a nice time.

>slice of fried pork!
I didn't use the right cut, but Tonkatsu is super easy to make and it really is great.  I'd recommend trying making some to anybody that likes the idea of crunchy fried meat.
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Chili, but not really a traditional one.  The first picture was most of the ingredients. There is ground deer; a bowl of soy sauce, worcestershire, and the blood and liquids from thawing the meat; jalapeños and a head of garlic; about a 10 pickled habaneros; rehydrated kombu; and onion, cumin seeds, black peppercorns, and salt.  I also added dried oregano, smoked paprika, tomato paste, and bit of extra water.  I topped it with some cheese, sour cream, and crackers.
>>12702
Microwaved rests were nice yes and berry welcomed.
Candlemas was a pleasant family moment around a good table.

>Tonkatsu
What do you think if I try with chicken or beef instead of pork ?
I don't like pork berry much, except in charcuterie.
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>>12719
Chicken/tori katsu is exactly the same thing but with chicken breast.  I wood suggest butterflying  or otherwise flattening the breast.  I've never had any, but beef katsu made with steak is definitely a thing as well.  I wood imagine not over cooking steak and making it into rubber while browning the crust wood be a challenge without bretty precise berry high temperature frying.  A mechanicaly tenderized cut of some kind wood probably work okay.
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I've been feeling lazy.

First is roasted parsnips, lentils cooked with onions and jalapeños, and steamed bok choy.  I was too inebriated and overcooked the bok choy.

Second is steel cut oatmeal with mandarin oranges, pecans and chia. The bok choy was not horribly overcooked that time.
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>yfw delish-looking fuds ITT.
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I roasted some pork shoulder with onion, carrots, garlic, rosemary, and sage.  I topped it with a pan sauce made with dry vermouth and some maraschino cherries.
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I cooked the last of my deer meat today.  I made meatballs with oregano, dried onion, garlic powder, panko, salt, cayenne pepper flakes, and hydrated chia seeds.  As I baked those, I cooked down some red bell pepper, onion, garlic, black peppercorns, allspice, and worcestershire with a cinnamon stick into a sauce.  The sauce and meatballs were mixed with lo mein noodles and scallions and topped with some two year old cheddar.  Eberrything was baked until the cheese started to brown and then more scallions were dumped on top.

I had a negroni to go with it made with Cocchi vermouth and Plymouth gin.  I will be smoking an overpriced maduro cigar to wrap up this dish momentarily.
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>>12943
>I cooked the last of my deer meat today.
Aww, sad to see him go. Well, he gave his all for a good cause.

Neat ingredients. Ever think about posting your actual recipes here gourmet-Anon?
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>>12944
>Ever think about posting your actual recipes here gourmet-Anon?

I mostly just make things up on the spot, that was definitely the case here.  I guess I could try.

meatballs:
~1 lbs deer meat finely ground (any meat wood work)
~1/2 cup panko
~2 tbs chia soaked in 5 tbs water - use 2 eggs if you want instead 
~ 1/2 tsp salt
~ 1 tsp cayenne pepper flakes 
~ 1 tsp garlic powder 
~ 1 tsp dehydrated onions 
~ 1/2 tsp dried oregano 

sauce: 
1 large bell pepper diced
1 medium onion diced
5 cloves of garlic finely chopped 
~ 1 tbs black peppercorns 
~ 1/2 tsp allspice 
~ 1/3 cup worcestershire
~ 1/2 cup water
1 cinnamon stick

other: 
1 package lo mein noodles - 4 serving size
7oz aged cheddar shredded 
~ 10 scallions sliced into thin rings

Start by adding all the sauce ingredients to a small pot and simmer over medium heat.  Bake the meatballs at 275 F until they reach 160 F inside.  It took roughly 40 minutes.  Reset the oven to about 450 F.  Drink a can of beer, then cook the noodles according to the package instructions.  Drain and rinse the noodles.  I cut the noodles into smaller lengths at this point for convenience. Mix the noodles, sauce sans cinnamon stick, meatballs, and half the scallions in a baking dish of some kind.  Dump the cheese on top, and bake for about 15 minutes until the cheese starts browning.  Add the rest of the stallions on top and eat it with a fork or something.  Serves 2.

>>12943
The cigar was not good.
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>>12945
Thanks! Totally-pro, Anon. GG.

Anytime you could share your recipes here, I'm sure Anons would enjoy that.
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I made a berry shrimple pork dish for breakfast.  A small portion of pork butt/shoulder was browned with a bit of olive oil and then braised in the same small pot at a low simmer on the stove with water, salt, and a couple pasilla chiles for about an hour and fifteen minutes. I took it out, pulled it apart with forks and served it in a tortilla with a bit of cabbage, some green onions, and some Kewpie mayonnaise.  This deserved a beer to go with it, so I had a bottle of Asahi Super Dry.

The meat wood be great used in any number of other ways.
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>>13099
Looks delish! Any chance you could leave a recipe for this dish?
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>>13106
The only things in it were listed.  It was probably about 7 oz of meat. I used maybe a tablespoon of oil to brown it on all sides and added about 2 cups water to the pot until the meat was almost completely submerged and then added the two torn up pasilla chiles and maybe half a tablespoon of salt. The amount of water wood be completely dependent on the size and shape of the cooking vessel and the thickness of the meat.  I like to keep braising liquids salty since they are discarded anyway.  Braising cook times will vary considerably with the size a shape of what you are cooking. It is more of a poke it with a fork a see how tender it is eberry now and then sort of affair.
I've been cooking with spelt recently, but it always comes out berry hard and dense compared to regular flour. Will be making a pumpkin pie because I forgot to do so over fall, as well as a meatzza tomorrow.
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>>13138
>Will be making a pumpkin pie because I forgot to do so over fall, as well as a meatzza tomorrow.
Sounds nice, please post pics & recipes Anon!  :)
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