/christmas/ - Webring Festival

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メリークリスマス！

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>>267 (OP) 
Christmas is coming,
the Goose is thawing out.
We've all got salmonella,
And the Doctor's not about.

>>267 (OP) 
> an IRC for your livechat pleasure
I'd rather stay in the threads and go without usernames.
>Is anon eating and sleeping well?  I had some beer cheese soup this morning that was quite delicious. Got some split pea/lentil and ham for later in the day.
I'll be making chili later. I know some anons are absolutely disgusted by how I make it; i include crushed tomato and lots of beans. But I'm not disgusted and I'm the one who will be eating it, so nuts to those anons.

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ｄｏｎ＇ｔ　ｔｏｕｃｈ　ｍｅ

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>>274
>But I'm not disgusted and I'm the one who will be eating it, so nuts to those anons.
I've had similar discussions with Anon over tea-drinking before now. Gotta make it the way you like it best.

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>>275
I can't believe the drawfag for the first gif just dissapeared from existence

I'm gonna go around and give boards a heads up that the event is live now. Old Ones carols soon. After informing anon I'll take a look at the /r/ pre-game thread (post /r/s after I lock it over here).

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I'm very sad that timezones mean I'll sleep through most of the stream, but I'm happy that I got to hear this little bit. Looking forward to listening to it when I wake up again. Good night.

>>284
Oyasumi anon~

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>>267 (OP) 
>Is anon eating and sleeping well?
Not at all. For some reason my eyes have been irritated lately, and I'm sure the left one is bit further forward than usual, hopefully just from some sort of inflammation. Now I'm buying a pizza. I just need to decide where to order it from.

>>284
Sleep snug, Anon. Waking up to Radio is a comfy feeling.

>>267 (OP) 
>Is anon eating and sleeping well?
Winter always fucks up my sleep schedule, I've stayed up until 8am+ for the past 4 or 5 days and then I sleep until 4pm. Gotta unfuck my shit, I miss the sun.

>>292
The sun is good for you. Have you considered a sun lamp or vitamin D pills? I used to think they were bullshit but they really do help. Also consider a redscreen program like Twilight or f.lux for your computer if they don't make your GPU shit the bed.

>>293
Seconding both of these. It sounds like a meme, but a good daily dose under a big bright sunlamp makes things much better. Gotta get a proper one though, not the Chinese knockoffs that don’t put out the full spectrum.

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so what is the idea behind this christmas event?
just talking about things in general?

Shit thread

>>293
don't listen to him. don't take pills and get a sun lamp, just go outside. if you don't you become so lazy

>>295
Just general merriment and holiday spirit while listening to music and playing games.

>>298
music and gaymes are for fags and there for not halal

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>>299
That's the thing anon, I'm gay
Now kissu

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Greetings from Prolikewoah /animu/. Merry (early) Christmas anons! What are you guys drinking tonight? For me, just some eggnog. It's always nice to drink that this time of the year. Instead of playing games, I'll just be reading visual novels for maximum comfy. Pic related, Slobbish Dragon Princess 2 came out a day or two ago. They're about dating and fucking dragon girl NEETs. It's comedy and romance.

>Slobbish Dragon Princess
https://sukebei.nyaa.si/view/3371507
>Slobbish Dragon Princess 2
https://sukebei.nyaa.si/view/3539967

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>>287
I want a pizza now. There's this place that does really big pizzas that also taste incredible.
Gonna get me some pepperoni for dinner.

>>301
>What are you guys drinking tonight?
Water. Green tea later.

>>299
>>300
It's funny you call it gay and haram because I was just thinking I want to join a Great Old One cult.

>>292
same I installed blackout curtains because they changed the streetlights to very bright led, now I can't if it's daytime or night some days unless I look at my compute clock and open the curtains but I became lazy because of work makes me tired to do anything on my days off especally this time of the year. I need a large clock in my room

>>302
On my end, friends of relatives presented pizza. I rejected it -- it is not the kind I consume.

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me i'm drinking milk

good morning sirs!!

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Aren't there supposed to be OJ games today?
>>301
I'm drinking root beer, the cheap kind.
>>302
I wish I could have a big pizza. Some places make XL, but it's usually shit.

>>302
Something is wrong with the stick of pepperoni I picked up recently, and it makes me ill. It sucks; I was planning to make pizza yesterday but I need to wait until I go shopping and buy more.

>>310
>Aren't there supposed to be OJ games today?
OJ-anon is probably gonna be asleep for another hour or three. If anon wants to get a lobby started I'll post it to the sticky though.

>>300
hhhmmmmmmhhh
*spits on the floor*

>OJ
>>312
what is oj???

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>>301
Right now I'm drinking coffee but I might open a bottle of wine later on.

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>>267 (OP) 
>is anon eating and sleeping gud?
yes. finished lunch of big ass soup and giant sammich. I do have to sort out the fact that my computer is screaming bloody murder at me for trying to join the stream however. minor problem though, so not worried too much about it.

>>314
Multiplayer party games: https://store.steampowered.com/app/282800/100_Orange_Juice/
I think there's a non-steam version as well but I don't remember.

>>314
oj bobby johnson

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>>318
looks gay as fuck. anime, really?

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Happy Christmas. Drinking absinthe and eating gas station pizza.

spooky x-mas

>>323
>Absinthe
Good stuff. I like the licorice flavor when mixed with sugar cubes and sparkling mineral water.

>>323
I don't generally drink alcohol, but I do kind of want to try absinthe. I like anise flavour.

>>324
It's just some existential dread from the Old Ones to get us started, friend.

>>325
Haven’t tried it with sparkling water yet. Its really nice with the sugar and water though. 

. >>326
Its strong if you drink it straight. Needs water and sugar. Otherwise its really good. Gives you a very mellow buzz.

>>323
if you come by the green fairy tell anon says "hi"

>>309
Good morning!

>>310
>I wish I could have a big pizza
Why not make one? I love making big pan pizzas with a nice herby sauce reduced nice and thick, with tiled mozzarella underneath. You can always use a beer dough if you can’t or don’t want to wait. Last time my dough stretched so well that I was even able to roll the crust over some slices of mozzarella to make my very own stuffed crust.

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I have a little mead left from the other night, then some tea.

>>326
Absinthe can be strong and take people by surprise. Take it slow and it'll be nice and don't chug it like some frat guy would.

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>>267 (OP) 
>Is anon eating and sleeping well?
I'm on my 7th nightshift and stuck in work on my birthday, I shall be having copious amounts of tea however, finally got actual sugar cubes for extra aesthetics.
At least I have some tunes!

>>336
What type of tea anon?

>>267 (OP) 
>Is anon eating and sleeping well? 
Going to have some pancakes for dinner. As far as sleep goes not great. Been having a lot of nightmares lately due to stress.
>>323
>absinthe
I envy you anon, I wish I had some.

>>336
It can't be helped. How are nightshifts? I might be getting an overnight trucker job depending on what happens in the next few months.

>>338
Stress nightmares are the worst, but at least it's not stress-induced sleep paralysis. Right?

>>335
>stronk 
Yeah, a little bit goes a long way. One drink is ussaly all I need. 

>>336
That sucks but happy birthday.

Alright I'm gonna try loading into Veloren. Gimme a heads up if the stream starts crashing from internet shitting the bed. Moving into some proper Christmas music now.

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>>323
>gas station pizza
Gross, but at least you have pizza. Mine finally arrived, but I wish I had absinthe.
>>332
Self-made pizza means work and buying ingredients which I don't have.
>>336
Happy birthday, anon.

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Are any of you buying family/friends presents or getting anything from other people? I've bought presents for friends and family for years now but have gotten nothing in return, though I tell them not to get me anything since I already have what I want. 

I was thinking of grabbing some new cooking utensils and possibly another 5TB external HDD. 

>>336
That was me 2 months ago. Made the most of it by having tons of reading material and games to keep me busy during the night. I could have just slept but it was too cold to sleep.

Hello Christmas Radio, 

I hope everyone is having a joyous and fruitful holiday. Merry Christmas and Happy Saturnalia.

>>346
Yule modafockaaaaaaaaaa!

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>>327
i can appreciate

>>344
I jus buy stuff for my nephew. Figure adults can buy themselves stuff. Got the little autism so legos and Minecraft gift cards.

>>344
I got stuff for my nephews/nieces and mother/father. Bought my Grandpa some fancy salami and my grandmother some fancy flowers with a practical vase that can be repurposed as a box later. Also bought birthday presents for my little brother and some D&D dice and crochet hooks for my Onee-sama.

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RIP billy

>>346
Welcome, Erischan! Thanks for the Saturnalia/Christmas wishes!

>>356
Too soon.

>>267 (OP) 
>Eid Al-Fitr and Eid Al-Adha are a ways away but since we might not see each other until then I'll wish you guys a joyous Ramadan as well
Are we gonna get an /eid/ celebration going here too?

>>344
at this point the only thing that really happens on christmas is my idiot sister coming to my house. don't do gifts because of a combination of lazy and not knowing what to get each other. low key but eh, I can live with it.

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To the /v/ or /hgg/ anons out there. Have there been any good games to play as of late? I've been out of games for ages now as I've just been reading manga/LN and watching anime instead.

>>359
These events are a lot of work but I can show you the ropes if you wanna run one for /islam/ when it gets a little closer.

>>362
depends. what are your tastes?

>>362
I enjoyed Dohna Dohna. Keeping your whores in pristine state while keeping up with the story and finding good new "talent" was quite fun.

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>>362
I've been too autistic over the Black Souls games this year if that counts

>>352
I've been trying stuff like prosciutto and salami from a fancy butcher shop and they are really good. I can see why the Italians and Spaniards get so big.

>>363
I wouldn't even know what to do tbh, sacrifice a lamb in Minecraft?

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>>362
> reading manga/LN and watching anime instead.

Doing the same, and playing /tg/ since nothing vidya really has been worth investing the time.

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>Oomori Toshiyuki & Iwato Takashi - Christmas & Trance (Opening Arr)
Pretty comfy song.

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>>352
Man I barely talk to my family so I wouldn't even know what gifts to get my younger siblings.

>>361
It is nice to just enjoy yourself, appreciate what you have, and not worry about gifts though.

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>>359

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>>348
>>348
Merry 67th of Aftermath.

>>362
As >>301 wrote, Slobbish Dragon Princess 2 is out now. Venus Blood Hollow recently received its international version, and I think it was even released on GOG. While its tags aren't great, they're mostly there for the non-vanilla route. Kimagure Temptation and the first Aikagi were translated last month.

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>>359
By Inshallah, have a happy heresy.

lol this is cute is she actually singing Jingle Bells?

>>369
A music stream would probably be fun. You can always use the Veloren server for social gatherings if anons want since it's just low-CPU autismblocks.

>>372
Finally some good Christmas music

>>376
It's a cute jingle bells, yep. I'll upload a song list post-stream and can pull individual mp3s at a later date for anon.

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>>380
Cool thanks. Merry Christmas greetings from /robowaifu/ BTW.

>>384
Thanks for stopping by, /robowaifu/!

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>>364
Fighting, visual novels, RPGs, beat em up, STG (I suck at these but like them) dungeon cralwers / DRPGs, adventure, TPS, turn based strategy, action RPG, action adventure, puzzle. Those are usually what I play. Last game I really enjoyed are Rune Factory 4, Sakuna of Rice and Ruin, Nitroplus Blasters, Arcana Heart 3 LMSSE, Cotton 2, and Fight N Rage. Looking forward to Little Witch Nobeta, DNF Duel, Rune Factory 5 and EDF6.

>>367
Haven't played any of those. How are they?

>>376
Wouldn't be surprised if it was a Vtuber.

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>>337
Rooibos and some lemon.

>>339
Securityfag so not bad now that people are off for Christmas. One site is comfy and i'm essentially paid to shitpost and watch animu, the other has cameras in the control room so 50/50.

>>344
>buying any presents
Just alcohol as usual, though my families small.

>too cold to sleep
Have you looked into heated vests ?
They're like wearable lightweight electric blankets you connect to a powerbank in your pocket, saved me a lot of discomfort.

>>385
YW, and thanks to you for /christmas/! It's nice to take a break from slaving over engineering for a bit tbh. :^)

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>>362
I recommend Hotdog Storm.

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Merry Christmas anons thanks for putting together this event.

Moving into a Mannheim/Trans-Siberian mix block in case some anons like or dislike that content.

>>377
It's gonna be some manner of stream, I suppose. We'll see if anyone would even want to participate from outside the board.

>>393
Merry Christmas Anon. There's this great story song about Australian Cowboys. Do you know it?

>>394
I don't know about it, but it seems fine to me. It's nice, thanks.

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>>393
Just remember old Revenants don't die, they just get more powerful.

>>396
I can't promise much but I'll at least stop by if I'm around at the time.

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>>387
been playing a gook game recently. don't drop it just from that, it's called troubleshooters
it's alright. tactical squad game, it's fun.
it feels less infuriating than games like xcom because you can't just randomly lose characters, they just go back to life, at most you lose a mission.
just play at the hardest difficulty from the start because it's not particularly hard

Merry Christmas and thanks for putting this together

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>>336
Happy birthday, dork, haha!

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merry christmas to all from Costa Rica

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>>387
>Haven't played any of those. How are they?
They're great, but require dedication.
The games have multiple endings, but to get to the canon route for each one of those you have to do certain things in repeated playthroughs. And to getting to finish each one of them is fairly obtuse.
The porn in the first game and the spinoff is not great, it improves in 2, but it does serve its purpose to the story. I never played a game that used sex as a narrative tool so well, so I can only say good things about it.
Combat can be a bit tricky, with many enemies one-shotting you and having to sometimes break the game to go forward. It's anything but boring.
The story is also really convoluted, cryptic and obtuse, so if you ever feel like there's something that doesn't make sense don't feel bad to ask about it if you know someone that knows about the game. Even then, it's still really good.
Oh and it's also really dark so you should take that into account. I think the game has a readme file for all the hidden routes if you ever download it.
Best games I played this year, and probably in a long time.

>>336
Happy birthday Anon.

>>404
Merry Christmas Costa Rica! Beautiful jungles there I hear?

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>>373
It's no holyday, but a holiday will do.

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>>336
Ah right, happy birthday, anon!

>>301
>slobbish dragon princess
Thank you for reminding me to continue that, very comfy shenanigans with forward dragons.

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>>267 (OP) 
Hello.

>>362
>I've been out of games for ages now
No way, nigga. What about all those games you can emulate? It's impossible to run out of games. If you want recs, the stuff I've been playing is Freelancer, Ginga Force, Ape Escape 3, Baldr Sky, etc. Stuff like that. Play em.

>>407
yeah!, is like jurassic park irl haha

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>>411
Good morning!

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Am I supposed to actually install vidya today
what's the turnout gonna be

>>413
Anon probably hasn't had time to look through past libraries. 5th generation console games alone would take years to go through.

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How many different boards do we have represented here? Its nice to see anons from all over.

>>414
Haha neat. I've spent some time in the Belizean jungles near the Mojo river and the Bay of Guatemala. They filmed a movie there with the guy who played Han Solo.

>>416
Don't know. There's about 40 anons listening right now if you wanna play some games though.

>>418
I guess we should have a callout?

/robowaifu/ here.

>>418
Off the top of my head there's about 30ish-40ish split between about 20 imageboards? I'd have to go through and count which would take too long.

>>418
>>422
Smug/a/ is here.

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>>418
I came from /monster/.

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>>422
I was thinking it was a little early for role call but I guess we can do them throughout the day. Not like we have a limit of threads. Well, other than the global limit and I don't remember what that is.
/l/  - Virtual Livers/Virtual Youtubersreporting in!
Fun things are fun! Take care of your Oshi!

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>>267 (OP) 
Merry Christmas, fag.

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>>425
you anons have a nice robutt thread going, but that's about my limit haha.

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>>418
PLW resident here, I sometimes go checkout what's happening over at PTchan and sleepychan but these days I'm mostly shitposting on /animu/

>>430
I think someone on 83chan was asking about you earlier.

>>424
Merry Christmas Smug/a/, I stop by there once in a while.

>>428
cute miku

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>>422
Erischan reporting

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Why are people pretending it's Christmas?

>>431
>>430
Nevermind it was PTchan and I'm a baka.
https://ptchan.org/i/thread/216007.html

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>>431
Sorry my monkey brother, but I don't visit the jungle.

>>434
Nice cats threads tbh.

>>435
Well, it's less than a week away now right? Pretty traditional I'd say.

>>435
Because most anons probably work on Christmas and the holiday spirit extends through most of December.

>>435
PADORU PADORU!!!

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>>418
It's /time/!

>>435
shush

>>436
Oh yeah that's me hue.

>>438
thanks bro

>>441
neat, I didn't know about /time/. Where are you at?

>>272
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>>333
lovely christmas cake itt

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>>444
Nice digits bro. Have a gondola.

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>>435
Its a Christmas party and were drunk.

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>>435
we slipped forward in time a bit so it's the 25th now, but for that, everyone who's here now goes back to 2006 after the event's over

Go back to the jungle (PTchan)

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>>448
cute gondola, thx

>>451
>everyone who's here now goes back to 2006 after the event's over
LOL. What I would give to be able to do that! :-DDD

>>451
>Go back to 2006
>Become millionaire on Crypto
Sign me up!

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>>447
The best.

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>>418
>>422
Kemono!
Anon.cafe /kemono/ on the scene.

Nice song actually pretty dramatic for Christmas music. I like it.

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>I hope you are having a wonderful weekend before Christmas! Is anon eating and sleeping well? Make sure to stay hydrated and to take a nap if you're feeling tired since the event is gonna go for 12+ hours. Feel free to join in and out over the course of the day at your leisure!
Nice, thanks christmas autist. I am not really a big fan of this holiday. Feels a bit too forceful at times, having to pretend to get along with people and all. But I can appreciate an event like this between anons and I've been looking forward to it.
>Eating.
I've been trying to cut back on some things a little bit to try and lose some weight. I've become a fatass over the course of the past year or so, due to a mix of depression and (resulting) alcoholism. Used to work out a lot and could even do chinups. Now I can barely manage a pushup. Sad, but what can you do. Wish I still had the drive, but at least I can work on a better diet.
>Sleeping.
My favorite part of the day. Mostly because you can forget about all your problems. It helps that it hasn't been terribly hot here or anything. If anything, this spring has been somewhat mild, outside of a few warmer days. One of the reasons I hate this time of the year is the sweltering heat. And this year we're mourning since grandma's doggo passed away last week. We've received her ashes yesterday, in fact.

Personally, I'm looking forward to spending this christmas by myself. No family. No annoying people or insane narcissists. Just me, some music, some vidya, and so on.

>>457
Welcome to the party, /kemono/!

>>426
Merry Christmas /l/

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>>445
Unfortunately just in memory for now, we were never a huge board in old h8channit, but we were a fun chibi board.

>>435
It was originally "have a Merry Christmas and a wonderful Christmas season up to and including all other traditional winter holidays you just so happen to be celebrating" but it got shortened down a bit over time as a matter of practicality.

>>459
>spending this christmas by myself
 Its kind of nice to be alone on holidays. Family can be draining.

>>459
some anonymous posts from all around the webring are here to keep your company in your solitude christmas, anon.

>>457
Merry Christmas, /kemono/

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And a warm hello from >>>/pro/.

>>467
Afternoon, /pro/! Hope you are doing well. How's the animal thing going by the way?

>>371
this is true. neither of us mind and/or care about it. makes things a lot simpler.  

>>422
another /monster/ fag reporting in

>>469
>How's the animal thing going by the way?
Uhhh, which thing? Animals go pretty good in general

>>462
Ah I see. We actually have Chibi-esque project started over at the board now. Maybe you can have your favorite ones real someday Anon. Sorry I missed you guys back on 8ch.

Merry Christmas /time/ !

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Are you guys reading something while listening to the radio? I'm working on college homework but later I'm going to read pic related. I recently bought the second novel of the Hilda series and I'm enjoying it a lot. It's quite comfy.

Regarding the radio, could you please add these songs?
https://youtu.be/Fk0g1Yy7THs

>>472
You guys are one of the newer boards, right? I've lurked once or twice but I haven't had a chance to hang out yet.

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>>267 (OP) 
>I hope you are having a wonderful weekend before Christmas! Is anon eating and sleeping well?
You really wanna know?
I'm gonna spoiler my post because I don't want to openly be a debbie downer for everyone to unwillingly see. If you don't want second-hand suffering, I'll at least give you the option of ignoring it with spoilers.
>it'll be the first Christmas I'll spend without my mom because she decided to abandon the family
>probably not going to hear much from other family because my mom is a professional liar and manipulator who blatantly paints a false bad narrative about me and my dad and nobody is willing to talk to us yet(?)
>it was only a two weeks ago that I had a Jimmy Neutron Brain Blast™ that made me realize that a lot of my bad habits and shitty/self-destructive behavior is because of my mom emotionally neglecting me while my dad was overseas at war in the Middle East for 5 of my developmental years, and it's extremely hard to kick any of those habits due to how ingrained in me they are
>all of that lets me disown my own mother during the holidays, which are supposed to be a happy time meant to be spent with... y'know... family. how ironic.
>money is really tight right now
>been extremely busy with work for the past year so it doesn't even FEEL like the holidays like it used to when I was a kid
>don't really have any close friends IRL (I only have acquaintances from my day job), only people I met on the internet. they're good people and I have a lot of great memories with them from the last 2~3 years, but it's just not the same as being face-to-face
>in the middle of moving to another state too, and our landlord is a textbook example of a Scrooge (attempted fraud by trying to cash a check he said he'd throw away, actively trying to kick us out because we didn't pay rent due to trying to move at the end of the year, overall just a very shitty person that deserves a lead pipe to the shin)
>I'm one of those weirdos that pays a lot of attention to politics and it's mostly only bad news (RUSSIA WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING)
>there's no weed or alcohol around because we can't get a hold of our hookup and alcohol is expensive respectively, so I have to face most of this shit sober
>I don't want to do anything other than sleep these days

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Now with all my retarded whining about my life out of the way, there's a few good things too.
>I'll see if I can make some time to hop into the Veloran server in a bit to get my spirits up.
>As an early Christmas present to myself I downloaded a shitload of old Sonic games. Sega did a lot of really weird experimental shit while trying to put Sonic in a 3D space, huh? I don't like how Sonic 2 did special stages though, it's really hard to make sure that Tails doesn't eat shit and lose all the goddamn rings. Thank fuck for save states.
>I got an idea for a webcomic that I'm strangely passionate about. I gotta learn how to draw because I didn't draw enough as a kid, but I've been discussing story elements and lore with some very helpful internet friends.
>There are a few people in the state I'm moving to that aren't blood related, but are still considered family
>Me and my dad are also basically hired for high-paying jobs in the state because of a friend too, so money will stop being an issue soon
I just need to push through until the move is complete, then things will likely improve. I hope the rest of you have a good Christmas.

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>>467

>>475
looks kino

Shit, I forgot to add the second video:
https://youtu.be/goXDAFtkJLw
What I was going to add is that the first song basically sumarizes the entire christmas on latin america, since it's summer over here. And the second is the christmas truce sabaton song, I love it.

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Hope every admin puts up a board banner so we can shitpost in even more numbers

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>>457
Merry Christmas, /kemono/. I didn't even know you existed.

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>>467
Can haz a coon for Christmas plox?

>>456
love her so much

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>>405
Thanks, I'll give them a try.

>>413
Meant out of the gaming scene. There are always games to play, especially older games. There are plenty of PS2 games I need to play as well as 4th gen.

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>>476
Relatively new, we get some spikes in posts but don't have a major amount of visitors of course. But that's okay.

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>>464
I hate how forced it can be, especially since my family has all kinds of issues. But every damn year we need to get together and have dinner on christmas eve and lunch on christmas day and I've always hated it, even as a kid. I believe in the sanctity of tradition, but it has to be something that's nurtured naturally, and adapted if it can no longer fulfill its purpose. December is the time of the year when people are most depressed and most likely to an hero, yet everyone still pretends we should be happy and love our insane narcissistic parents because TV and shit said so. Don't even get me started on christmas movies; I hate those with a passion.
I guess I am kind of a grinch.

>>483
Be careful, coon is fragile.

>>475
I'm taking a break from working for the rest of the day. Just shitposting here and checking out a few other boards I usually don't see often.

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MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE

>>475
I have watched the animated series and i was thinking about reading the books, Hilda is the comfiest series there is.

>>487
thats why ((( ((they ))))) invented covid

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>>483
>*gets stuck in the chimney*

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I'd very much like the album for wherever these metal christmas tracks are from. They're great.

>>477
Thats some sad shit anon. I feel for you. Hope it gets better.

>>487
We do the same at thanksgiving, what am I supposed to talk about with people I see once a year and have no connection with?  Just pretend to watch football and talk about the weather and then go home. Waste of a day really.

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>>457
Merry Christmas. I need to remember to pay you guys a visit from time to time.

>>487
not him but anon you don't have to care about christmas or your parents. The only reason I care is because it gets people together, and after the 8ch shutdown/fragmentation i think bunkerchans should stick together. I dunno it's comfy

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>>475
>Are you guys reading something while listening to the radio?
I'm mostly jumping back and forth between Veloren and checking the threads and here.

>>477
Sounds like you've been having a pretty rough time, friend.
>all of that lets me disown my own mother during the holidays, which are supposed to be a happy time meant to be spent with... y'know... family. how ironic.
As they say, the blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb. It sounds like you've had to make some tough decisions to find your true family. Hopefully you'll be able to reconcile in time, as time heals most wounds.
>been extremely busy with work for the past year so it doesn't even FEEL like the holidays like it used to when I was a kid
That's basically been every Christmas since I turned 20, so I feel your pain.
>(RUSSIA WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING)
I'm the anon discussing them on /k/ if you want to check out a moderately pro-Russian opinion.
Ganbatte, anon. Sounds like tough times but from personal experience once you hit rock bottom you can only hit new rock bottoms learn to roll with the punches and see things get better.

>>487
>December is the time of the year when people are most depressed and most likely to an hero
Just a note that this is actually a false statistic, and December is the lowest rate for suicides. The highest point is in the spring and summer. That doesn't mean that depression isn't high in the winter, that being cooped up indoors from the cold doesn't contribute to deaths, or that suicide doesn't happen in massive numbers all-year round, but it's still inaccurate. The over-commercialized mess of the winter season is still a complete mess, though, and it's a shame how fake people behave. The more you can get away from those things, and just try to relax, the better.

>>490
Merry Christmas Anon

>>481
Good idea Anon

>>490
Merry Christmas /tv/, you did good work!

>>491
Yeah, the novels are more melancholic compared to the animated series and Hilda acts like a brat kid rather a sweet cinnamon roll in other words closer to the comics; not a bad thing, tho, I prefer the comic narrative so I'm really enjoying the novel. 
I'm missing luke pearson's illustrations, tho. Seaerra Miller illustrations are simply not as good.

>>494
I can post the Mannheim Steamroller albums later, but the more metal tracks are from Trans-Siberian orchestra who I mostly downloaded off of hitvk. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trans-Siberian_Orchestra_discography

>>498
>i think bunkerchans should stick together. I dunno it's comfy
I agree. In a large part you all are my family. Kek, what a family. :^)

guess i'll give downloading the vidya a go

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>>477
I guess I'm not the only one in a bad mood these holidays. Hope it gets better for you, anon. It really is strange how all these family issues seem to burst at the seams at this time of the year. I think all the focus on family gatherings makes some people snap. None of it feels genuine, and you can only play pretend for so long.
>As an early Christmas present to myself I downloaded a shitload of old Sonic games. Sega did a lot of really weird experimental shit while trying to put Sonic in a 3D space, huh? I don't like how Sonic 2 did special stages though, it's really hard to make sure that Tails doesn't eat shit and lose all the goddamn rings. Thank fuck for save states.
That's why I've always preferred S3&K. I'm not even as huge of a sonicfag as I used to be but I play it at least once a year.
>I got an idea for a webcomic that I'm strangely passionate about. I gotta learn how to draw because I didn't draw enough as a kid, but I've been discussing story elements and lore with some very helpful internet friends.
I always appreciate anon's creativity. Hope it goes well. What's it about?

>>498
Yeah, now that I'm older, I'm trying to develop my own traditions even if my family's against it. My mom insists on going a trip every fucking year and it's a pain in the ass because neither she nor the rest of my family are remotely good company but I ranted about that enough during last week's r/a/dio so I'll stop here.

>>500
Is that how it is? I guess that's what I get for relying on jewish psychology sites. Oh well. Still a shitty time.

Gonna move into a more unorthodox block to play some /r/s. I think Jazz Streamer was planning to play for a bit so I'll transfer to him when he's ready and then pick back up the playlist wherever we leave off for later while I make a booze run.

>>493
Oh noes! If Mr. Coon eats too much grease, he'll get stuck.
Help him!

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>>467
>>469
Also visit
https://anon.cafe/server/res/1218.html and 
https://anon.cafe/server/res/395.html
for the best animal.cafe experience.

>>510
We are at least 50 men, we will pull him out

>>510
You can't fix stupid.

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>>487
I know exactly how you feel, but to a lesser extent. I've greatly enjoyed family time during Christmas, but a lot of the time I just want to be left alone. I only enjoy specific Christmas movies/specials that are animated too, like pre-Teen Titans Go Cartoon Network show specials, Polar Express, The Grinch (the live-action one everyone hates is a guilty pleasure because I grew up with it), etc.

>>496
>>499
Thanks fellas.

>>508
>I always appreciate anon's creativity. Hope it goes well. What's it about?
>>What's it about?
Uh... It could get really autistic. I'll vaguely warn you now, it's fanfiction autism with an original(?) twist.

>>509
Bring back enough for all of us Anon?

>>515
I've been a very light drinker, but you're welcome to some of my scotch and eggnog.

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>>512
LET'SDOTHIS

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>>514
>It could get really autistic.
Even better! Don't hold back for us, webcomicfag!

dat sweet canon in D

I like this song, thanks

>>511
Please post more in /bun/, I know someone who really loves bunnies and I like to send the pictures from there

>>494
Pretty sure that's trans-siberian orchestra

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>>422
>Robowaifu
The ultimate wife. Merry Christmas /robowaifu/! What's your favorite type of robot? I like girls with doll joints and some robotic features like Dorothy from Va-11.

>>460
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>>482
Merry Christmas anons. The anon.cafe kemono board is merely a bunker for the Kemono Threads on /animu/. 
https://prolikewoah.com/animu/catalog.html

>>514
>Polar Express,
Really? The uncanny valley factor of that movie was absurd.
>>508
>Is that how it is?
Yeah. The thing with the holiday suicides is a pop-culture phenomena that probably developed because of the relative amount of attention suicide gets during the holiday season. I wouldn't be surprised if it had its root, at some level, in some corporate marketing push "better get everyone gifts so they know they're loved, you wouldn't want to feel responsible if they necked themselves, wouldja?" to help push more product. Which really just reflects on another problem - if you actually care about someone, you should care about them all year round, not just during the days; and if you don't care about them, you shouldn't start caring during the holidays. If more people understood that then you'd have a lot more happiness all around.

>>514
I wanna go to see The Matriks.
But i dont wanna get the nose rape thingy to get acess. :(

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>>513
We all have good points and bad points Anon!

>>528
I think matrix is being released same day on HBO so there'll be a torrent up on release night for you

I got you covered fa/tg/uys.

>>524
Sorry I don't have any bunny pictures, I'm more of a civet person. But Flickr usually has good photos https://flickr.com/search/?text=rabbit

>>274
>I'll be making chili later
The Instant Pot I'm cooking it in went into shutdown mode with a burn warning before it even reached pressure, despite this exact recipe working the past five times I cooked it. I have no idea why it failed.
I cut my knuckle on a knife while I was filling the dishwasher and I got hot cayenne pepper juice in the cut.

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>>532
That being said, this is a civet.

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>>526
>Site ate the Dorothy pic
Fuck that, have some more clang.

>>533
Good job. Dip your finger in milk maybe?

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The christmas truce always makes me cry.

>>537
What are we even fighting about? Nobody knows!

>>537
It really was a beautiful event. I don't think it will ever happen again, but it should if there is ever another war.

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>>526
>Merry Christmas /robowaifu/! 
Thanks! You too /kemono/.
>What's your favorite type of robot? 
The one that's real. That's the day we're all working towards. But till that day dawns bright for all men on earth, have a nice meido Anon. 
>like Dorothy from Va-11.
She would be fun to drink with.

>>539
There are wars ongoing right now...

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>>537
Not one of those men had a reason to kill each other - their lives were thrown away at the behest of wealthy, cowardly men trying to advance their own positions. It's not a miracle that the Christmas Truce happened, but a tragedy that it wasn't allowed to continue.

This song is great!

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>>537
Men were gentlemen back then.

>>541
Not at that scale.
Well there are but they are mostly in parts of the world I don't pay attention to.

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>>542
Sadly the chance for lasting peace after WW1 was squandered by revenge-hungry hawks who set the stage for WW2. Maybe things will get better now.

>>543
the sabaton one or this weeb overload one?

>>541
Wars only matter if the Europeans fight them.

>>549
>sabaton
Ah, so that's what it's called?

>>541
Are there?
Afghanistan is over, Iraq and Syria are mostly stable, and Russia is just saber-rattling.
Where are the actual wars? Apart from maybe Yemen?

>>551
The group is named Sabaton and the song is called Christmas Truce

>>550
Soon anon. When Putan goes into Ukraine.

>>487
>Don't even get me started on christmas movies; I hate those with a passion.
I guess I am kind of a grinch.
But there's some great ones. Such as
>National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation
>A Christmas Story
>Die Hard

>that veloren soundbyte on the music stream
kek

>>551
Also, i said something similar in IRC channel

>>553
Thanks, I'll look it up Anon. Merry Christmas.

>>555
Nice trips 

Die hard is best Xmas movie.

>>548
>chance for lasting peace after WW1
a 0% chance isn't much to be happy about, anon

>>554
In that case, how do you say I'm defecting in Russian?

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>>555
Don't forget webm related.

>>554
I don't think he wants to.  >>>/k/21172
Don't feel like reposting my opinions so here's a link.

>>559
>IRC channel
I don't know about that.

>>561
>Die hard is best Xmas movie.
Heh, it's a good one. But I like the classics. It's a Wonderful Life.

>>563
сука блять.

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If you guys are interested on the Christmas Truce, we are going to live stream later this day. If you want to hang out, check >>391:
https://ghostscreen.neocities.org/
We are starting in three hours

>>558
Eh? Did it accidentally cross streams?

>>548
The Christmas Truce was towards the beginning of the war. But then immediately after, the commanders told everyone to get back to killing. In the following years the commanders cracked down at "truce" activity, to keep the men killing each other even on holiday. If it was up to the regular soldiers and common people, the war would never have dragged on as it did - the only reason that happened was the politicians, government officials, military leadership (the ones nowhere near the front-lines), and the massive propaganda machine and militant system those people used to keep people killing each other.

The world would be a better place if all wars required the politicians pushing for them, to stand directly on the front lines. Then they could all get killed off in the opening volleys, and everyone else could go home.

>>565
I think he dreams of rebuilding the CCCP. And this is his best chance. Biden wont stand up to him. 

>>563
Я дезертировал


>>566
Its a wonderful life is good too.

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>>555
>Die Hard
Okay, you got me there, anon.  Good taste. I am a sucker for old action movies like this, even though I haven't watched nearly enough of them.

>>570
I think so

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>>540
I await my clang wife too. 

>>542
That's the moment they all should have joined together to kill their leaders and anyone in their country in power who would bow down to the Federal Reserves.

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>>552
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_ongoing_armed_conflicts

>>571
'Sometime they'll give a war and nobody will come.'

>>521
Alright nigger you asked for it. Don't say I didn't warn you.

Okay, so remember Sonic.exe? One concept that I'm surprised that nobody has ever TRULY delved into was taking a video game/lost episode creepypasta and applying it to the actual game's world and lore. The premise is that it's a Sonic alternate universe with no anthros, only humans. The world is somewhat cyberpunk-ish, but it mainly resembles how most anime (like Sonic X, remember that shit?) depicts America from 1990 to 2030.

It also takes the "Eggman did nothing wrong" theory and makes it real, and the Eggman character is actually the main character. It's a (...female...) mad scientist that, by night, runs a shadow war against this world's version of GUN with robots because they're legitimately tyrannical in this universe. By day, she runs a distraction racket by staging battles with a trio of teenage mercenaries that are supposed to represent Sonic, Tails, and Knuckles. Due to her own brand of autism, she considers them her friends but has enough self-awareness to know that it's one-sided. She has several contingency plans to revive/heal them if something bad actually happens to them because of her antics. They are all fooled into thinking that the Robotnik woman is the bad guy, and actively chase the bounty on her head for all the various crimes and international agreements about nuclear devices she's broken.

The webcomic is planned to be in two parts. Part 1 is full of light-hearted (but violent and occasionally bloody) action, comedy, lore and worldbuilding, etc. Part 2 is where Sonic.exe comes in. Something happens to Sonic, and something evil manifests. The monster (which I've internally labeled as EXE in my notes) kills several animals, important characters, GUN soldiers, and many faceless civilians. Part 2 is mainly about the Robotnik woman's gruesome war against EXE and her attempts to rebuild after it's all over.

Pics related are the only concept art I've made so far. The quality of the images are the reason why I'm trying to learn how to draw.
The most autistic part about all of it is that it's inspired by the Friday Night Funkin' Sonic.exe mod. pls no bully, I just like the idea of musical battles, but find the lyrics in a lot of them to be cringy throughout various media.

>>576
So Mexican cartels, Yemen, something in Africa, and Myanmar which has been going on the backburner forever?

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PADORU

>>582
anime tummy

>>578
Anon I cannot help but want to bully you

>>585
You ask for autism, you get autism. Don't blame me.

>>582
Merry Christmas

>>586
i wasn't the one who asked but i'm insulted anyway

>>579 Speaking of which, has there ever been a moment in history where there were no wars at all?

>>576
>18,900 deaths for Tigray War in Africa
>nobody gives a shit
>144 deaths with Russia and Ukraine
>Putin treated like the greatest threat to western civilization
>>589
The moment humans invented war, it never ended. If you define war as any conflict between two tribes of primates, then it's been going for a lot longer than that.

>>589
Globally, probably not.

>>589
After the fall of man, never.  It's not in his nature to do so.

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>>584
Be careful. Don't eat too much anime belly before bed.

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>>589
>Season unending 
Its part of being a hummie.

>>595
itadakimasu

>>590
>humans invented war
Who invented it?

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>>578
I asked and anon delivered. Today will be a good day, it seems. I'm genuinely surprised this is related to Sonic, but you did say it's pure autism, so I suppose that was to be expected. I was really into creepypasta back in the day and sonic.exe always stuck to me for some reason, even if it's really crappily written. But stories like these almost always have great ideas behind them that were just poorly executed, and if you put that into a cyberpunk setting, it could definitely work. I can imagine this "sonic.exe" being some kind of rogue AI or cyber ghost looking for revenge or something, or simply following its prerrogatives of "tormenting and destroying everything and everyone" which works well enough. And that first pic you drew looks genuinely creepy. Something about the typical sonic eyes being drawn blackened with red pupils always gets to me.
Hell, if you're going full autismo, you should insert some Pokemon creepypasta in it. I've always thought all the glitches and bugs in Gen 1 were creepy as hell, and the garbled graphics of "gods" like Missigno always scared me as a kid.

>>579
Killago its worst than all those put together

>>598
Bob.

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>>595

All I want for christmas is (you)'s

>>601
Dang it Bob! What were you thinking bro!?

>>603
Merry Christmas Anon. Here's your (you)

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Good afternoon, work kills the soul.
Thanks for reading my PSA.
Merry Christmas

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>>603

>>590
>humans invented war
It was mostly likely invented before modern humans even emerged as a species. Wars have been observed between chimpanzee tribes as well (e.g. the Gombe War) and I don't think it's unlikely that pre-human apes engaged in war too.

>>606
Merry Christmas. I hope you get off work soon Anon.

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>>598
Any group of people that wanted something from another group and said group didn't want to give it up.

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>>605
>>608
thamks

>>609
chimpz are just humans before prometheus mess whit them gens

>>603
I'll give it in exchange for a kiss.

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evening fuckos, i just woke up

>>611 
Creepy. Do people actually want robot wives?

>>611
>saved to ~/robowaifu/

>>612
>saved to ~/caturday/